F3 Knoxville

Tag: Charmin (John Willis)

I dip You Dip We Dip

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Charmin (John Willis), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Code Brown, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Foie Gras, Tropicana, Farley, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Cosmo 2, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: rolling the joints. Mild sprints. Made Farley sign waiver of all claims, real or imagined

THE THANG: I Go….U Go..

Partner Q. Each couple does a round as a team, one working while one rests but every time you switch there a tandem sync exercise. Lap between rounds:

300 squats
Sync: 10 tandem big bois

200 merkins
Sync: 10 alt lunges

100 V ups
Sync: rockettes

Then an abbreviated version of Waxjob’s sliding scale of pain

MARY: Waffle House took us to the ATM. Had to force Charmin to give up his passcode (It was BOSCO). Unfortunately the ATM only spit out Guatemalan dollars

ANNOUNCEMENTS: my bad on the music snafu which shortened my playlist. I am betting no other AOQ in ‘Merica heard both Village People and Conway Twitty this morning

COT: what is your reputation? Does it line up with your beliefs?

Romans 14:21-23

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.

Plagiarism- A Q by Code Brown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, P3, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Woodpecker, Newton, Techmo, Flintstone, WHITE BELT
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20? (Going from a dim memory)
WARMUP: Code Brown padded his pockets with additional royalties from Tie Fighters. Did some plank things with varying degrees of success among the pax.

THE THANG: See my backblast from the previous week. Seriously.

MARY: A mercifully brief boat/canoe. It’s almost like Code Brown was playing with Cat Gut’s emotions.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Third F this Friday at Dead End for lunch, early dinner, pre-nap. Prayers for Doubtfire to show and pick up the tab.

COT: Imitation is a sincere form of flattery and an excellent way to lead the pax for a Q.

Charmin Shaped Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Grandslam, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Love’s, Double Wide, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), TRC/Crab legs, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Feels like Iron Pax

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Grandslam, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Woodpecker, Code Brown, M&M
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:SSH, circle run, tempo merkins, tie fighters

THE THANG:2 laps of interval running.
CMU’s at the paver lot islands.
CMU rifle carry suicides.
Round 1 – 20 curls and 10 Thrusters at 4 islands.
Round 2 – 10 up & over merkins, 10 single leg dead lift each leg.
Round 3 – 5 blockies

MARY:LBC’s, big boys and gas pumpers after each set of CMU’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:Dad camp sign ups.

COT:We are leaders and followers. Be a follower that you would want as a leader and a leader as you would want as a follower.