F3 Knoxville

Hark Means Listen: The Upteenth Annual Coolio Asylum Christmas Gift Exchange

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Gibbler, Code Brown, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Cosmo 2, Charmin (John Willis), Bunny, Hands, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Kentucky, Tropicana, bluebird, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Sawdust, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), P3, Coolio (Greg Fox), Tekmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 24
Twas the morn of the exchange, and all through the Asylum,
Not a wise man was punctual—some lacked all sense of time.
The gifts were arranged ‘neath a streetlamp’s dim glow,
For a Coolio tradition, as old as they know.

The numbers were drawn—one to thirty, they’d say,
Though only twenty-four came to join in the fray.
First up was Gibbler, so proud in his pick,
Unaware that his treasure was stolen too quick.

Then Rainbow, so cunning, with a sly little grin,
Did swipe Gibbler’s bounty, but soon rued his sin.
For a punishment loomed—a quest in the night,
Up the Asylum’s dark peak, to retrieve the key’s light.

With red-striped candy cane, his journey was done,
And Rainbow returned to his rightful won.
Yet silence soon followed; none dared to steal,
Till Waffle House rose, for a change in the deal.

Adventures were plenty, with laughter and glee,
And Patty Melt crowned, with a horned jubilee.
But as time grew scarce, the Q took his stand,
BOM delivered, both heartfelt and grand.
With carols sung sweetly—“Hark! Herald Angels!” rang clear,
The story of Christmas resounded sincere.
A prayer of thanksgiving for Christ, Heaven’s Light,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Q Picks the Destination – PAX picks the Journey

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Gibbler, Double Wide, Kentucky, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Love’s, P3, Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Passport (Ryan Matthews), Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Remember that the Q does not show up late. He does not show up early. He shows up exactly when he means to. So, despite the time being 5:30:59, the Q had to quell a Gibbler led mutiny. After that, it was quick work with SSH, a bit of a stretch, This and That, and Abe Vagodas.

THE THANG:

Mosey to Circus Maximus and partner up.

The PAX was charged with the following:
– Run 12 laps of Circus Maximus
– 25 Burpees
– 50 SSH (4 count)
– 100 Merkins
– 150 Curls (with coupons from the closest rock pile)
– 100 OHP with coupons
– 50 Weighted Squats
– 25 Man Makers

How and in what order they accomplished their goals was up to them.

Q calls recovery and mosey back to AO

MARY: was AWOL

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Solstice Sunrise Hike is ON! Details to follow.

COT: We all love to be footloose and fancy free. But, as the song goes:

“I don’t mind getting older.
You get smarter when you do.
The burdens that you shoulder
Are what define you. “

Or as Paul says: “Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.”

Don’t shy away from the burdens of responsibility. Lean into them. They define us as an instrument of God.

Walking Back In Time

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Charmin (John Willis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, bluebird, Coolio (Greg Fox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Rainbow
PAX: Sawdust, Charmin (John Willis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, bluebird, Coolio (Greg Fox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Rainbow, Gibbler, Jack-Jack 🐕, Rugby 🐕, Cash 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: Hitch up the :dog2: :dog2: :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.27 miles at a pace appropriate for Coolio (Greg Fox). This resulted in Tropicana & Sawdust playing the role of Tail End Charlie.

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Hands spoke of the start of the Advent season & how we should love & care more.

Spanksgiving

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: P3, Charmin (John Willis), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Code Brown, Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cosmo 2, Sawdust, Tropicana, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), Harley
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: SSH x 20 …Coach Dunn stretches and wisdom …complaints about no new material

THE THANG: Run to rock pile and get a heavy rock ! Then run to bottom of baby Everest.

10 rock curls then run up hill – 5 burpees at top
Run back down

10 rock overhead press/thrusters then run up hill – 5 burpees at top of hill.

10 rock rows then run up hill- 5 burpees at top of hill.

10 rock squats then run up hill – 5 burpees at top of hill.

5 blockees with rock – then run up hill – 20 squats at top.

Go to picnic tables

10 dips , 5 picnic table pull ups the run around light pole In center of parking lot. RRx5

Go to cloud

10 decline merkins + 10 box jumps the run around pavilion. RRx5
MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Discussion about workout time on thanksgiving day no decision made.

COT: please keep brother Coolio in your prayers as he’s having a medical procedure this week.

The Q shared James Clears newsletter from last Thursday. jamesclear.com/3-2-1/november-21-2024

Veterans Day 2024

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Hands, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), P3, Love’s, Code Brown, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana, Techmo, @crablegs.
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: stretching and an ATM for for good measure.

THE THANG:
Run to the FERTILE CRESCENT.
six laps for the six branches
Army: 20 dips at top
Navy: 20 step ups
Marines: 10 burpees
Coast Gaurd: 50 sit ups
Air Force: 20 dive bombers
Space force: 20 4 ct flutter kicks
Each lap separated by a medley of squats, arm circles and SSH.

Finish it out with a round of 12 failure to launch…

MARY: squats and Superman swim

ANNOUNCEMENTS: na

COT:the Gettysburg address. Read it today and remember all the veterans who served.