F3 Knoxville

Plunging Into the New Year

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper , High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: OnStar, Rainbow, F6, High Heels, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Choir Boy, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Charmin (John Willis), Jumbo(Carter Dickens), Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, lebowski, Tropicana, P3, Scully, Honeydew, Tenderfoot, Lilydipper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP: Charmin had us doing all kinds of things that unnerved us before even getting to The Thang.
THE THANG: Charmin took us to three different pavilions where we were crushed with his mesmerizing and crushing exercises. We took CMU size boulders to the first pavilion and he made us raise and swing those things around until are arms could no longer take it.
High-Heels took over after the third pavilion of exercises by Charmin. High-Heels took us to the Caribbean parking lot where we ran from 6 o’clock counter clockwise to 9 o’clock stopping at 3, 12 and 9 o’clock to do various exercises. We did this about a million times until we were barely breathing. Lilydipper took us from there back to the 1st Pavilion to grab those doggone boulders that Charmin wore us out with. We had to go to the AO parking lot and team up for Doras. Partners did exercises with the dagnab boulders while the other ran around the parking lot, a heaving and a bursting with air until partners traded places. We weren’t done after we put the boulders back. Lily made us run various sprints (Bernie, High Knees, etc.) until we had stumble to the pavilion for the BOM.
MARY: We were so beat down what we didn’t have the time nor ability to do the Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at Big Ball on January 20!!
COT: Message: Plunging Into The New Year
Why do we this F3 Thing for another doggone year
1. It is completely stupid
2. It involves community.
3. It is a line of demarcation.
4. It is acceptance of pain.
5. It is release.
6. It is invigoration.
7. It is celebration.
Also, prayers for F6 on vocational search, prayers for those heading back to school or college, and praise for the health of Matlock’s nephew, John.

Crazy 8s with “light recovery”

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Rainbow, Bunny, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Woodpecker, Code Brown, Tropicana, Double Wide, Sawdust, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, Hands, P3, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP:
SSH – 20
Windmills – 10
Tie Fighters – 15 each
Michael Phelps – 20 on your own
Cherry Pickers – 5
Tempo Squats – 10
Tempo Murkins – 10
Deep Squat – hold for 20 seconds

THE THANG:

Two figure 8s around the overlook and Asylum with 8 stops along the way, followed by a light recovery session (down and back up Everest) between rounds.

4 Stations:
– Station 1 – 50 Reps
– Round 1 – LBCs (Single Count)
– Round 2 – Hello Dollies (Single Count)
– Station 2 – 20 Reps
– Round 1 – Man Makers
– Round 2 – Burpees
– Station 3 – 50 Reps
– Round 1 – Squats
– Round 2 – Alternating Lunges (Single Count)
– Station 4 – 20 Reps
– Round 1 – Carolina Dry Docks
– Round 2 – Merkins

MARY: Trip down the river in self propelled water vessels with the one and only @Cat Gut.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at BigBall on the 20th. Hot Toddy Bday Q TOMORROW
COT: Fight the temptation to compartmentalize the Lord, Lean on him in everything.

Stand Rooted

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Double Wide, Cosmo 2, Rainbow, Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Love’s, Coolio (Greg Fox), Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Hands, @Newton, @Tropicana, @woodpecker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: tie fighters, Grady corn, SSH
THE THANG: mosey to islands. 10 merkins, BBS and Squats each lap with decreasing by 2 from 20 with Picklepounders, Rocky balboa? Flutter kicks, crunchy frog, froggy squat, shoulder taps and step ups.
MARY: captain thor
ANNOUNCEMENTS: triple birthday Q and convergence
COT:psalm 1. Be planted and know the truth

The Kraken. Bunny is a menace (murder bunny)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, P3, WORM, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Gibbler, Hands, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), @Worm @Newton@Whitebelt @Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: some stuff to get us warm. We listened to @cosmo 2 flap his gums.
THE THANG: The Kraken. 8 stations with exercises. Almost 3 rounds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:John 1. Be the Light. Don’t wait to change.

Santa Claus is Going to Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Double Wide, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Frenchie, Tropicana, UnicorNewton, Sambo #5
FNGs: 1 Sambo #5
COUNT: 16

WARMUP: yog around lot and up Baby Everest. Divvy up gifts
THE THANG: Dirty Santa/white elephant/Yankee swap

open a gift. lead ladder of
5 merkins
10 Big Bois
15 mountain climbers
20 SSH
25 squats
random runs and random intervals

the penalty for stealing a gift was draconian. 10 burpees followed by toting 100 lb weight up Baby Everest
not fact verified

gifts included an axe, the return of the Unicorn mask, an autographed pic of Coolio, REI gift card, lots of hand warmers,bbq rub and jerky. Free one hour massage from White Belt, giant Kit Kat Bar and a live gerbil

MARY: yes she was integral to the Christmas story

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charmin was talking about the Soviet Union (fondly one can presume) and drowned out this part

COT: Read Luke 2. As prophesied back in Isaiah….Gibbler smells