F3 Knoxville

Tag: Charmin (John Willis)

Stand Rooted

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Double Wide, Cosmo 2, Rainbow, Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Love’s, Coolio (Greg Fox), Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Hands, @Newton, @Tropicana, @woodpecker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: tie fighters, Grady corn, SSH
THE THANG: mosey to islands. 10 merkins, BBS and Squats each lap with decreasing by 2 from 20 with Picklepounders, Rocky balboa? Flutter kicks, crunchy frog, froggy squat, shoulder taps and step ups.
MARY: captain thor
ANNOUNCEMENTS: triple birthday Q and convergence
COT:psalm 1. Be planted and know the truth

The Kraken. Bunny is a menace (murder bunny)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, P3, WORM, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Gibbler, Hands, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), @Worm @Newton@Whitebelt @Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: some stuff to get us warm. We listened to @cosmo 2 flap his gums.
THE THANG: The Kraken. 8 stations with exercises. Almost 3 rounds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:John 1. Be the Light. Don’t wait to change.

Santa Claus is Going to Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Double Wide, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Frenchie, Tropicana, UnicorNewton, Sambo #5
FNGs: 1 Sambo #5
COUNT: 16

WARMUP: yog around lot and up Baby Everest. Divvy up gifts
THE THANG: Dirty Santa/white elephant/Yankee swap

open a gift. lead ladder of
5 merkins
10 Big Bois
15 mountain climbers
20 SSH
25 squats
random runs and random intervals

the penalty for stealing a gift was draconian. 10 burpees followed by toting 100 lb weight up Baby Everest
not fact verified

gifts included an axe, the return of the Unicorn mask, an autographed pic of Coolio, REI gift card, lots of hand warmers,bbq rub and jerky. Free one hour massage from White Belt, giant Kit Kat Bar and a live gerbil

MARY: yes she was integral to the Christmas story

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charmin was talking about the Soviet Union (fondly one can presume) and drowned out this part

COT: Read Luke 2. As prophesied back in Isaiah….Gibbler smells

Spirit Led BLIMPs

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vigodas, Tie fighters, tempo merkins
THE THANG: The Q felt led to do a ladder. The Spirit spoke through Matlock and said, “how about BLIMPs?” Started with 25s of Calf raises and table rows at the Pavalon, then moseyed around the AO, stopping from time to time to escalate the BLIMPS.
-5 Burpees;
-10 Lunges;
-15 Imperial Walkers
-20 Merkins;
-25 Plank jacks

Ended with more calf raises, 25s of box jumps/step ups and LBCs and one final sprint up Baby Everest.
MARY: no Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hot toddy Q on Jan 6, Convergence at Big Ball later in Jan.
COT: Appreciate God’s blessings, give thanks and don’t overthink it.

Corrupting Crawdad’s Yoga Studio

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Bookman
PAX: CRISPR, Charmin (John Willis), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), P3 (Jordan Simmons), F6, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Choir Boy, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Qbert, Bookman, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), High Heels (Henry Ritchie), lebowski
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:

SSHs
Gradycorns
Cherry pickers
Mosey

THE THANG:

Go up and down the ladder, Do 1st exercise then run to curb and back, !st and 2nd then run to curb and back, so on and so on
1 Burpee
2 HR Merkins
3 Box Cutters
4 Shoulder Taps (Total)
5 Imperial Walkers (2 count)
6 Side Lunge
7 Star Jacks
8 Mountain Climbers (total)
9 Squats
10 Crunches
11 SSHs (Single Count)
12 Apollo Onos
13 Merkins
14 Hello Dollys (Single Count)
15 Iron Mikes (2 count)

15 of each exercise to finish us off!

Atomic Habits by James Clear
The 3rd Law – Make It Easy
“Get your reps in”
Study of London cab drivers knowing the roads showed that the hippocampus (spatial memory) decreased when retired. Like weight training
Repeated motions decrease difficulty and become action. Active practice vs. passive learning
Put in your reps is the most critical step. Show up! Make them mean something.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: