F3 Knoxville

Plunging Into the New Year

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper , High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: OnStar, Rainbow, F6, High Heels, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Choir Boy, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Charmin (John Willis), Jumbo(Carter Dickens), Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, lebowski, Tropicana, P3, Scully, Honeydew, Tenderfoot, Lilydipper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP: Charmin had us doing all kinds of things that unnerved us before even getting to The Thang.
THE THANG: Charmin took us to three different pavilions where we were crushed with his mesmerizing and crushing exercises. We took CMU size boulders to the first pavilion and he made us raise and swing those things around until are arms could no longer take it.
High-Heels took over after the third pavilion of exercises by Charmin. High-Heels took us to the Caribbean parking lot where we ran from 6 o’clock counter clockwise to 9 o’clock stopping at 3, 12 and 9 o’clock to do various exercises. We did this about a million times until we were barely breathing. Lilydipper took us from there back to the 1st Pavilion to grab those doggone boulders that Charmin wore us out with. We had to go to the AO parking lot and team up for Doras. Partners did exercises with the dagnab boulders while the other ran around the parking lot, a heaving and a bursting with air until partners traded places. We weren’t done after we put the boulders back. Lily made us run various sprints (Bernie, High Knees, etc.) until we had stumble to the pavilion for the BOM.
MARY: We were so beat down what we didn’t have the time nor ability to do the Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at Big Ball on January 20!!
COT: Message: Plunging Into The New Year
Why do we this F3 Thing for another doggone year
1. It is completely stupid
2. It involves community.
3. It is a line of demarcation.
4. It is acceptance of pain.
5. It is release.
6. It is invigoration.
7. It is celebration.
Also, prayers for F6 on vocational search, prayers for those heading back to school or college, and praise for the health of Matlock’s nephew, John.

Fellowship Moseying in the New Year

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Aladdin, Junk (Sam Yoakum), Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: Yep

THE THANG: Fellowship mosey around the big loop.  Do 20 merkins at the first pole and 24 LBCs at the second pole. Rinse and repeat. After 10 sets (20 total poles), switch to 20 CDDs and 24 calf raises to complete the loop. At the four benches outside the tanning bed at the end, do 20 incline merkins on the first bench and 24 dips on the second bench and repeat. One mosey lap around the big loop to close out.

MARY: Flutter kicks x 24 on a 4 count and hello Dollys x 24 on a 4 count. Hold a plank for the last minute or so.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Happy 2024 (hopefully)

Weighted Christmas

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Cart Girl (John Sadler) (Chatt, TN)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Choir Boy, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Brick, CRISPR, Steam, Qbert, Tropicana, Pac-man, Scully
FNGs: 1 Scully
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walkers, Static Squat
THE THANG: Partner workout. Everyone carried a weight- ruck, coupon, or CMU. While one partner shuffled from the playground to the pavilion (doing 5 incline merkins in the pavilion), the other partner did AMRAP exercises listed on the whiteboard. Each exercise on the whiteboard correlated to a song on the Christmas playlist. Once the song changed, we moved on to the next exercise.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dec. 25 OTB 0530 workout. Jan. 1 polar plunge. Jan. 20 convergence.
COT: 1) Invite ALL types of men to F3. 2) Let your speech inside F3 be encouraging and up-building to others. Speak in ways that strengthen others’ desire to be here. Aye.

Something Borrowed

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Junk (Sam Yoakum), I-Beam, La-Z-Boy (Zac Smith), Google(Tim Dugas), Aladdin, Choir Boy, Madoff, Earmuffs (Dan Studt)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 Tempo Squats
15 Rockettes
6 Burpees
10 Tempo Merkins
5 Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Ran to Island and completed 2 sets
20 LBCs
30 BBS
30 Sec Side Plank (each side)
Ran approx .25 mile and completed
5 Mucho Chesto
Ran to Backbone
Ladder at Backbone – 10 Pullups or Hanging Knee Raises, Run to top of hill and complete 1 Burpees. Add +1 Burpee each round
Got to 7 and ran back to AO
MARY:
20 LBCs
20 Flutter Kicks
10 Georgia Cheerleaders
10 One Leg GA Cheerleaders (5 each leg)
15 BBS
Hip stretches and some Yoga Pose Stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Shared thoughts about the Innkeeper in the Christmas Story and about how he missed an opportunity to be a larger part of the story. Encouraged all to pay attention to what’s going on, pick up our heads and hearts, and look for opportunities to serve others.

Tag Team Q

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy , Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: I took the warmup.

THE THANG: Aladdin took the first part. Run the big loop clockwise – 1 burpee at each light pole and 10 dips at each bench. That worked so well that we did some more when the Q came back to me, but this time 1 squat at each pole and add a squat for each subsequent pole until we hit a bench, where we did 10 incline or decline merkins and reset our squat reps back to 1 to build again from there. We had enough time to do a third lap – 1 imperial walker at each pole, minus the bench exercise.

MARY: LBCs x 50, flutter kicks (4 ct) x 25

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 1/20, Triple Hit Totty Q on 1/6

COT: The BOM was pretty much the mumblechatter the entire workout. Parenting is hard, and kids just don’t understand (DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince had it backwards).