F3 Knoxville

Car In the Hat Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Stretching
Jogging
Karaoke’s (Side Shuffle)

THE THANG:

Round 1

Overhead Tire Carry – 1 Person
Rotate Twice
Merkins
Jump Squats
Big Boy Sit Ups
Pickle Pounders
Carolina Dry Docks

Round 2

Tire Throw – 1 Person
Rotate – Down & Back Twice
Next person runs to throw

Round 3

Partner – Rotate Twice

Pull Ups x 10
Burpees

Round 4

Jack Webb

Light Jogging

MARY:

1 Suicide
Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge

COT:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr Seuss
• Ecclesiastes 3:1 – “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.”
• This reminds us that life is full of seasons, and we should be grateful for the blessings of each one.

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Code Brown, Tropicana, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), bluebird
PAX: Sawdust, Code Brown, Tropicana, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), bluebird, Jack-Jack, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Hitch up the :dog2: :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.6 miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Caught up to Cat Gut (Mike Davis) for his BOM.

Little fun, little work

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cosmo 2
PAX: Double Wide, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Gibbler, Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Code Brown, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters, tempo merkins, BBQ squats

THE THANG: at the overlook, exercises at the bottom and at the top near the stairs.

Merkins/flutter kicks
Squats/hello Dollie’s
Lunges/American Hammers
Burpees/big boys
CDDs/lbcs
Bulgarian squats/plank
Glute bridges/pickle pounders

Trip up and down Everest

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Parable of the Sadhu-faith provides that our call to service will not always be convenient. Often, we must do more than what is convenient.

Battle Buddy Extravaganza

AO: asylum-am
Q: Breaststroke (Will Duncan)
PAX: Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, P3, Code Brown, Hands, Doublewide (David Schwall), Cosmo 2, Bunny, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Shotgun (Will Warwick)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
Stretch, SSH, Tempo Merkins and Squats, Tie fighters, Rocky Balboas and Super Mario’s

THE THANG:
At the AO:
Partner up. Each pair completes 100 reps of Merkins, LBC’s (4 count), Iron Mikes (2 count), and Shoulder Taps (4 count). One partner runs the perimeter of the parking lot while the other does as many reps as possible. When partner returns the position’s switch and the rep count picks up wherever it was left off, repeat until completion.

Mosey up to the top of Baby Everest:
Run down to the parking lot doing 1 manmaker per light, adding as we go (2 at the second light, 3 at the third, and so on). Go for 10 lights

Mosey over to the Rose Bowl
Choose a different Battle Buddy:
One partner runs the inner circle while the other does BB’s. Each partner runs the loop once before heading back to the AO.

MARY:
what’s that?

Announcements:
None

COT:
Remembering the story of Abraham and Issac in Genesis 22. Recognizing that God calls us into hard things to test our faith, but is with us intimately in those trials. God himself offered up his only son just as he asked Abraham to do, and Jesus willingly went and did actually die. The Lord knows us more intimately than any human ever could hope too, and therefore in hard times we can lean on Him and remember that he truly knows our suffering.

Hebrews 4:12-16
[14] Therefore, since we have a great high priest who has ascended into heaven, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold firmly to the faith we profess. [15] For we do not have a high priest who is unable to empathize with our weaknesses, but we have one who has been tempted in every way, just as we are—yet he did not sin. [16] Let us then approach God’s throne of grace with confidence, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help us in our time of need.

Hark Means Listen: The Upteenth Annual Coolio Asylum Christmas Gift Exchange

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Gibbler, Code Brown, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Cosmo 2, Charmin (John Willis), Bunny, Hands, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Kentucky, Tropicana, bluebird, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Sawdust, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), P3, Coolio (Greg Fox), Tekmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 24
Twas the morn of the exchange, and all through the Asylum,
Not a wise man was punctual—some lacked all sense of time.
The gifts were arranged ‘neath a streetlamp’s dim glow,
For a Coolio tradition, as old as they know.

The numbers were drawn—one to thirty, they’d say,
Though only twenty-four came to join in the fray.
First up was Gibbler, so proud in his pick,
Unaware that his treasure was stolen too quick.

Then Rainbow, so cunning, with a sly little grin,
Did swipe Gibbler’s bounty, but soon rued his sin.
For a punishment loomed—a quest in the night,
Up the Asylum’s dark peak, to retrieve the key’s light.

With red-striped candy cane, his journey was done,
And Rainbow returned to his rightful won.
Yet silence soon followed; none dared to steal,
Till Waffle House rose, for a change in the deal.

Adventures were plenty, with laughter and glee,
And Patty Melt crowned, with a horned jubilee.
But as time grew scarce, the Q took his stand,
BOM delivered, both heartfelt and grand.
With carols sung sweetly—“Hark! Herald Angels!” rang clear,
The story of Christmas resounded sincere.
A prayer of thanksgiving for Christ, Heaven’s Light,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”