F3 Knoxville

The Little Things

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Farley, Gibbler, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Sawdust, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Kentucky, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Tecmo, Shotgun, Newton, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vagodas, Tempo Merkins, lap @ the AO, ISWs

THE THANG:
Mosey to Circus Maximus for 25s with partner running (Merkins and BBS)

Mosey to loop at the dock for bump drill with stations of squats, merkins and BBS

Mosey to Cardiac with 25s of Carolina Dry Docks and Iron Mikes, at each stop, with a Bernie up the to the first curve.

Mosey back to the AO

MARY: no time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2nd F lunch at Dead End BBQ

COT: take time to notice the beauty in the mundane. Say hi to a stranger. Wave to someone. Slow down and pay attention to the world around you. As Kurt Vonnegut says, we’re dancing animals.

You Only Get Wet Once

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , P3
PAX: P3, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Cosmo 2, Bunny, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Gibbler, Rainbow, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Shotgun, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Stretching
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes (Bunny Style)
– Tie-FIghters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Phase I: Get to the Top
– Peter Parkers at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– Manmaker at the Summit of Baby Everest
– Phase II: Stop, Drop & Mosey
– Travel from the Base of Baby Everest to the new Roundabout
– Stops for Big Boy Sit Ups & Merkins
– Phase III: Roundabout Abs
– Pickle Pounders
– Flutter Kicks
– Hello Dollys
– Box Cutters
– Gas Pumpers
– V-Ups
– Sawdust handed the Q off to P3
– Phase IV: Pickled Elevens
– Mosey over to the Pickle Ball Courts for Elevens
– Started with 10 ‘Easy’ Burpees to 1 Iron Mike and went the the 6 was done.
– Phase V: Stairway to Awesome Calf Muscles
– Toe Merkins – Straight Ahead
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Inside
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Outside
– Phase VI: Parking to Crunch on Some Derkins
– Mosey a 1/3 of the way back to the AO
– Three (3) Rounds of Derkins & Crunches

MARY: Final Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 2nd F Lunch scheduled for 11/8. Location & Time TBD)
– 9th Anniversary Convergence scheduled for 11/16 at the asylum-daybreak

COT:
– Sawdust handed the :shovelflag: officially off to P3 & P3 shared a little bit of his journey from FNG to AOQ, with a little help from Pac-man.

Muscle Up

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Kentucky, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, P3, TRC/Crab legs, @passport, @tecmo, @baxkflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: SSH and a deep squat for Coolio (Greg Fox)

THE THANG: mosey to muscle beach. Partner workout and rotate through all the equipment for a total body beatdown. Parter that runs to the end of the parking lot does a burpee

MARY: 100 flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: habits of productive people

I dip You Dip We Dip

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Charmin (John Willis), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Code Brown, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Foie Gras, Tropicana, Farley, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Cosmo 2, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: rolling the joints. Mild sprints. Made Farley sign waiver of all claims, real or imagined

THE THANG: I Go….U Go..

Partner Q. Each couple does a round as a team, one working while one rests but every time you switch there a tandem sync exercise. Lap between rounds:

300 squats
Sync: 10 tandem big bois

200 merkins
Sync: 10 alt lunges

100 V ups
Sync: rockettes

Then an abbreviated version of Waxjob’s sliding scale of pain

MARY: Waffle House took us to the ATM. Had to force Charmin to give up his passcode (It was BOSCO). Unfortunately the ATM only spit out Guatemalan dollars

ANNOUNCEMENTS: my bad on the music snafu which shortened my playlist. I am betting no other AOQ in ‘Merica heard both Village People and Conway Twitty this morning

COT: what is your reputation? Does it line up with your beliefs?

Romans 14:21-23

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.