F3 Knoxville

Friday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Tropicana, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops, Ty Fighters, Plank Jacks, Merkins x10, Mosey Baby Everest

THE THANG:
Round 1
100 Merkins, 100 Curls, 100 Weighted Squats, Lunge Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 2
Overhead Press x100, 100 BBS, 100 Calf Raises, Bear Crawl Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 3
100 Shoulder Taps, 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 100 Flutter Kicks, Burpee Hop Lap Around Parking Lot.
Slow Mosey Little Everest
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Broad Shoulder Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Cosmo 2, Dung Beetle, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, WaxJob, Wham-o
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
1 burpee
2 squat jumps
3 cherry pickers
4 Tn Rocking chairs
5 pike ups
6 Abe Vagotas
7 Dry docks
8 SSH
9 BBQ squats
10 Mericans
1 burpee
56 total
THE THANG:

Pair Up

Plank hold
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
Switch 4 rounds

Squatting rifle hold
Run to cone. Bernie back
Switch

Lunging rifle hold
Run to cone. Crab back

Rifle surrenders
Run to cone. Bear crawl back.

Mountain climbers
Run to cone 7 Mericans
Run back
4 rounds

Plank with CMU on back
Rifle Carry to cone and back

Side plank
Farmer carry

Wheel barrow races

56 total Mericans
MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Asylum Shirts coming soon. Dad Camp

COT: Fathers and Husbands need broad shoulders to stand strong and resilient amid family chaos and conflict. We need other men to help us build and maintain those broad shoulders.

Burpees and the human soul

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Rainbow, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), P3, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Woodpecker, Cosmo 2, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Gibbler, Tecmo, Buttonfly
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
49 SSH. Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.

The Burpee Buy-In: 50 burpees of 5 minutes, whichever comes first.

Indigenous peoples’ run up to the colisseum. Micro Barkleys with Casey Kasem style burpees and BBS. The numbers keep getting smaller, and the hits keep getting bigger.

Woodpecker sent a letter to the mailbox asking the age old question: how many burpees does it take to perfect the human soul? It’s a good question, and I wish I could take a nap this morning.

COT: You have to live with your mind every day for the rest of your life. Make it a mind you want to live with. You choose what to fill it with.

Keep on running

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cosmo 2 , Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP: none. We are old.

THE THANG: 5 miles.

MARY: little bit with Hands

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: refer to the legend Hands

Beach Season Primer

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Code Brown, Bunny, Cosmo 2, Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Hands, Econoline, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
5 Burpees
5 Cherry Pickers
20 SSH (Q FAIL ON THE CADENCE:man-facepalming:)
Carltons / Front swings / Michael Phelps
Front Arm Stretch / Triceps Stretch
15 Squat Jumps
Runners stretch (knee up/ knee down)
20 jumps on the right foot / 20 on the left
Tie Fighters
5 Down / Up Dog
Deep Squat Hold

THE THANG:

Round 1 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Big Bois
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 2 –
BB1 runs to cloud and does 40 Freddie Mercury’s (4-count)
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 3 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 30 V-ups
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 4 –
BB1 runts to the cloud and does 50 Supermans.
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 5 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Hello Dollies
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”

Rinse and Repeat

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hardship Hill next week!

COT:

Reminder that we are on the Lord’s time and not our own. The Will of God may not be clear to us on our terms, but discernment is a gift.

“We take time, we listen, we wait, we test, we listen some more, we converse, we wait some more, knowing that ultimately discernment is the gift of Gods Spirit.”