F3 Knoxville

Tag: Cosmo 2

Asylum Stations

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Grandslam, Cosmo 2, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Sawdust, Pac-man, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Dung Beetle, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Pizza Pizza, Beetle Bailey
FNGs: 1 Beetle Bailey
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We carried on the double a cross through the Asylum with 14 stops along the way to commemorate our Lord’s path to Golgotha with reflections and 1 minute AMRAPS of different exercises.
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None
COT:
It is each of our sins that bear the responsibility for our Lord’s passion and the cross.

Barkleys are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Jackson Palumbo, Dung Beetle, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Tempo Merkins and Imperial SQUAT Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to the gate below the Overlook for a history lesson: Many years ago, a young man had a dream of creating a brutally efficient circuit of running and reps. He called it the Barkley. That man was Zygote. He later learned that there was a slightly less famous race of the same name just to the north. Not as fun. Total coincidence.

Partner up and lap the Asylum hill, checking in at 4 stations for different reps at each lap.

3 laps, 4 stations:

1. Squats; Smurf Jacks; Iron Mikes;
2. LBCs; :flag-us: :hammer:; Hello Dollies;
3. Merkins; :diamonds: Merkins; CDD;
4. Burpees; Man Makers; Get Ups

Sweep and Mosey to the AO with one last sprint up Baby Everest and 5 burpees at the top

MARY: She was missed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Somebody sign up with P3 for Escape From Haw!

COT: God has given us all gifts and tools to make an impact, but none of us have all the gifts and tools. God has put others in our path to cover our blind spots. Look to those closest to you for help.

Trotline VQ

AO: asylum-am
Q: Trotline (Britton Carver)
PAX: Wham-o (Charlie Greene), My Precious (Hunter Dance), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), p-nut, Hands, Cap’n Crunch (Ted Ancelet), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Pac-man, Hot Tub (John Muller), Detention, Cosmo 2, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Tropicana, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Crank bait, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP:

Side stratal hops
Tie Fighters
Cherry Pickers
11’s
THE THANG:

With a Battle Buddy
9 rounds
1.Curls
2.Big boy sit-ups
3.lieutenant dans
4.overhead press
5.weighted FLK
6.weighted squats
7.merkins
8.hello dollys
9.Happy burpees

One partner was doing the exercise while the other was running a lap around the parking lots next to the cloud.
MARY:
Trip to the ATM with Waffle House

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Appreciate everyone coming out for my VQ!

COT:
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

Kingston Kar Dodgem

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: none. We never do before a run.

THE THANG: running. That’s it. 5 miles of it. It was hard because we had to listen to Cosmo 2tak about his spring break in Fiji.

MARY: also none.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: be safe on your travels

COT:

7+miles of Cosmo 2 complaining

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: none. It was cold. We ran. Slowly for the first mile.
THE THANG: 7 +miles from Asylum down Kingston Pike towards Fresh Market dodging cars and random concrete blocks on the sidewalk while listening to Cosmo 2 complain about the high traffic volume. We were only supposed to run 5 miles but he who shall not be named somehow “rounded” up. Hot Tub and I were surprised there was no cramping followed by a hospital stay.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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