F3 Knoxville

Friday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Grandslam, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Tropicana, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops, Ty Fighters, Plank Jacks, Merkins x10, Mosey Baby Everest

THE THANG:
Round 1
100 Merkins, 100 Curls, 100 Weighted Squats, Lunge Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 2
Overhead Press x100, 100 BBS, 100 Calf Raises, Bear Crawl Lap Around Parking Lot

Round 3
100 Shoulder Taps, 100 Carolina Dry Docks, 100 Flutter Kicks, Burpee Hop Lap Around Parking Lot.
Slow Mosey Little Everest
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Let the legs loose

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Tropicana, Hands, Double Wide, @grandslam, @breaststroke, @loves, @ginger daddy, @buttonfly
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: ssh and windmills and cherry pickers

THE THANG: mosey to freshly paved parking lot for merkins and squats and big boys. We added in dry docks froggy squats and hello dolly’s as well. Followed by three rounds of sprints on the soccer field.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: it’s a smooth Q when Cosmo 2isnt around to screw it up. Sign up for dad camp.

COT: Andy Rooney quote on DDay

Burpees and the human soul

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Rainbow, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), P3, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Woodpecker, Cosmo 2, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Gibbler, Tecmo, Buttonfly
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
49 SSH. Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.

The Burpee Buy-In: 50 burpees of 5 minutes, whichever comes first.

Indigenous peoples’ run up to the colisseum. Micro Barkleys with Casey Kasem style burpees and BBS. The numbers keep getting smaller, and the hits keep getting bigger.

Woodpecker sent a letter to the mailbox asking the age old question: how many burpees does it take to perfect the human soul? It’s a good question, and I wish I could take a nap this morning.

COT: You have to live with your mind every day for the rest of your life. Make it a mind you want to live with. You choose what to fill it with.

Beach Season Primer

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Code Brown, Bunny, Cosmo 2, Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Hands, Econoline, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
5 Burpees
5 Cherry Pickers
20 SSH (Q FAIL ON THE CADENCE:man-facepalming:)
Carltons / Front swings / Michael Phelps
Front Arm Stretch / Triceps Stretch
15 Squat Jumps
Runners stretch (knee up/ knee down)
20 jumps on the right foot / 20 on the left
Tie Fighters
5 Down / Up Dog
Deep Squat Hold

THE THANG:

Round 1 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Big Bois
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 2 –
BB1 runs to cloud and does 40 Freddie Mercury’s (4-count)
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 3 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 30 V-ups
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 4 –
BB1 runts to the cloud and does 50 Supermans.
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 5 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Hello Dollies
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”

Rinse and Repeat

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hardship Hill next week!

COT:

Reminder that we are on the Lord’s time and not our own. The Will of God may not be clear to us on our terms, but discernment is a gift.

“We take time, we listen, we wait, we test, we listen some more, we converse, we wait some more, knowing that ultimately discernment is the gift of Gods Spirit.”

Dragon Tails

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, @loves, @tecmo, @white belt, @steak knives
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: some shoulders and some stretching and some other stuff

THE THANG:
3 rounds of the below followed by a run after each round
5 burpees
10 imperial walkers
15 merkins
20 squats
25 4x flutter kicks
30 SSH
35 LBC
40 toe merkins

Finish with DORA of CDD, hello dolly and squats

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:hardship hill

COT: psalm 100 – be positive