F3 Knoxville

Tag: Double Wide

Santa Claus is Going to Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Double Wide, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Frenchie, Tropicana, UnicorNewton, Sambo #5
FNGs: 1 Sambo #5
COUNT: 16

WARMUP: yog around lot and up Baby Everest. Divvy up gifts
THE THANG: Dirty Santa/white elephant/Yankee swap

open a gift. lead ladder of
5 merkins
10 Big Bois
15 mountain climbers
20 SSH
25 squats
random runs and random intervals

the penalty for stealing a gift was draconian. 10 burpees followed by toting 100 lb weight up Baby Everest
not fact verified

gifts included an axe, the return of the Unicorn mask, an autographed pic of Coolio, REI gift card, lots of hand warmers,bbq rub and jerky. Free one hour massage from White Belt, giant Kit Kat Bar and a live gerbil

MARY: yes she was integral to the Christmas story

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charmin was talking about the Soviet Union (fondly one can presume) and drowned out this part

COT: Read Luke 2. As prophesied back in Isaiah….Gibbler smells

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @worm, @loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 43 SSH
THE THANG: partner up. Rounds with merkins, squats, LBC, flutter kicks, wall sits, shoulder taps, pickle pounders, etc
MARY: @cat gut led boat/canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jesus is the reason.

Be Serious But Have Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

Warm Up / Stretching

Indian Run w/ Heavy Bag Approx 3/4 Mile

THE THANG:

Round 1:

Parking Lot: Defensive Back (DB) Drills (Partners)
Partner #1: You are the DB
Partner #2: You have the ball (rock)
– Partner #2 holds the rock out and Partner #1 peddles back.
– Partner #1 holds the rock out Left or Right and directs Partner #2.
– When Partner #2 reaches the other side of the parking lot he sprints back.
– While Partner #2 sprints back Partner #1 holds the rock overhead and squats.
– Rotate X 2

Round 2: The Cloud: Chest & Back (Partners)
1. 100 Pull Ups
2. 100 Hindu Pushups (Start in Downward Dog, rotate in a J, then Push up.) F3 name is Dive Bombers….

Round 3: Mammoth March X 10 Reps (A rep is Steps 1 thru 4 below)
1. Four Lunges total
2. Step Forward Then Reverse. Switch legs.
3. Then side to side
4. Full squat in between each transition for a total of four (4) squats.

Round 4: Core
1. Big Boy Sit Ups X 20
2. Flutter Kicks X 20
3. Repeat, repeat, and repeat, till Cinco says stop!!! 😉

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Life is serious. Life is special. Find your passion and purpose.

Deep in his heart, every man longs for a battle to fight, an adventure to live, and a beauty to rescue.
John Eldredge, Wild at Heart: Discovering the Secret of a Man’s Soul

Taking the Oath of a Scout

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dodgeball, Bunny, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Double Wide, WORM, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
THE THANG: Lots of things, including some burpees

COT: Recited the Boy Scout Oath & Pledge to commemorate @Crankbait completing his Eagle Scout & turning 18 years old.

The Snooze Alarm Impromptu Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Dodgeball, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Rainbow, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), WORM, Double Wide, Thigh Master (F3 Muletown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Pac-man, Love’s, Sawdust, Holes
FNGs: 1 Holes
COUNT: 19
WARMUP: SSH, Tie-Fighters & Rockettes in a Line

THE THANG: Did an escalator with burpees(a few bro-pees), squats, mericans and pickle pounders as we traveled our way around cardiac to Everest.

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– IPC Week 4 will be on Ruggles Field.
– Conspicuously absent from his Q was @Woodpecker who hit the snooze button.

COT: Attitude