F3 Knoxville

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Battle Buddy Pavilon andCore Work

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Double Wide, Kentucky, Archie, Bunny, Tropicana, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

SSH
Hands Agility Drills
Cherry Pickers
Rockettes
BBQ Squats
Runners Stretch
Tempo Merkins
Michael Phelps
Front Swings
Carltons

THE THANG:

Marble Pavilon

Partner 1
10 2-count Iron Mikes
10 Dirkins
10 Irkins
10 Up/downs

Run back to Rustic Pavilon and switch with Parter 2

Rustic Pavilon
Partner 2

AMRAP
– 15 table rows
– 20 Froggy Squats
– 30 Toe Merkins (10 each direction)

Each partner completed two rounds

Mosey to bottom of Baby Everest

Partner one sprints to top and moseys back down to switch with partner two

Partner two starts AMRAP each round:

Round 1 = Big Bois
Round 2 = American Hammers
Round 3 = Supermans
Round 4 = V-ups

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge on the 28th!! Sign up on the spreadsheet! Our Team name is the Lobotomites courtesy Tropicana

COT:

Spoke about Mental health. Call for awareness to be there for one another and to recognize when someone is in need of help, but may not know how to ask for it. It is important for us to stay connected with one another and not let our souls slip into isolation.

Romans 8:38-39 – “For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
:small_blue_diamond: No matter what we face—including mental health struggles—God’s love remains constant.

Car In the Hat Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Stretching
Jogging
Karaoke’s (Side Shuffle)

THE THANG:

Round 1

Overhead Tire Carry – 1 Person
Rotate Twice
Merkins
Jump Squats
Big Boy Sit Ups
Pickle Pounders
Carolina Dry Docks

Round 2

Tire Throw – 1 Person
Rotate – Down & Back Twice
Next person runs to throw

Round 3

Partner – Rotate Twice

Pull Ups x 10
Burpees

Round 4

Jack Webb

Light Jogging

MARY:

1 Suicide
Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge

COT:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr Seuss
• Ecclesiastes 3:1 – “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.”
• This reminds us that life is full of seasons, and we should be grateful for the blessings of each one.

Timed AMRAP’s

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Tropicana, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSHs, Ti Fighters, Tempo Squats, Calves on the Curb, Balboas, One jog down and back
THE THANG:
3 rounds of 30 second X 5 exercises 3 times through

Round 1: Reverse lunge left
Reverse lunge right
Side lunge left
Side lunge right
Burpees
Rest
Round 2: I can’t remember the rest
I’ll have to edit later

MARY:
Two minutes of Boat-Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge
Tropicana is mustering a team.

COT:
Don’t underestimate the power prayer.

Push Pull & Pace

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

SSN
Stretching
Slow Merkins

THE THANG:

Round 1:
• Pull Ups x 10
• Merkins x 40
• ¼-Mile Run (25% of Max)

Round 2:
• Rows x 10
• Dips x 40
• ¼-Mile Run (50% of Max)

Round 3:
• Pull-Ups x 10
• Merkins x 40
• ¼-Mile Run (75% of Max)

Round 4:
• Rows x 10
• Dips x 40
• Jog Back to AO

MARY:

20 Big Boys
20 Merkins
Boat Canoe w/ Cat Gut
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Psalm 31:24 (KJV) says:

“Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.”