F3 Knoxville

#2ForTuesday

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Steam
PAX: CRISPR, Pac-man, Rooney (Carl Whipple), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Brick, Sparkler, Lilydipper, Dung Beetle, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Lizzy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Disclaimer + Intro
– Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith
– My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this evening
– A few things before we begin:
– I’m not a professional
– You’re here on your own volition
– You know your injuries if you have any so if you need to modify anything we do today feel free to do so, but push yourselves and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you.
– 5 Core Principles of F3
– F3 is free of charge
– F3 is open to all men
– F3 is held outdoors
– F3 is are peer-led
– F3 always ends in a COT
– F3 Credo — Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.
– The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

WARMUP
– Willie Mays Hayes: 4×4
– BAC: F 10×4
– BAC: B 10×4

Cash-In
– 3 Man-Makers
– 25 SSH (1-count)
– 25 Imperial Walkers (1-count)
– 3 Man-Makers
#2ForTuesday — Run it back

THE THANG
(Mosey to the rock pile closest to Lyons View Pike)
– Stop Signs = 25 butterfly sit-ups

(1) Rock Work
– POC: rock pile and tree
– Round 1
– Rock pile: Curls
– Cone2: Chest presses
– 11+1, 10+2, etc
– Modified about halfway through for time: ran between the POC without the rock and executed Hallelujahs instead of presses
#2ForTuesday — Run it back
– Round 2
– Rock Pile: Alternating hand on rock merkins (both hands = 1)
– Tree closer to the rock pile: dips
– 10 reps each POC x2 rounds

(Mosey to the base of the Summit)

(2) Up + Over
– Bottom: 10 Imperial Walkers (1 count)
– SPRINT to the top of the Summit as fast as you can go
– Top: 10 Apollo Ono lunges (5/leg)
– Mosey to the :shovelflag:

MARY
1 more round of the Cash-In Xs — Cash Out
– 3 Man-Makers
– 25 SSH (1-count)
– 25 Imperial Walkers (1-count)
– 3 Man-Makers

SWS
– Willie Mays Hayes
– Twisty

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– GTE — knoxville-gte-2024
– It’s not too late to participate and/or volunteer!
– Saturday Convergence asylum-daybreak on 4/27 — 6:30am – 7:30am

COT
“Back to Basics”

www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/53200.html
Page 147 – 149 in Freed To Lead
Each F3 workout ends with what we call the Circle Of Trust, the COT. That’s not just a statement, it’s the fifth and final Core Principle. If your want to call yourself an F3 workout, you have to do a COT. You can do whatever you want to do in your COT, but there are three things you must do.
– First, there must be a Counterama. The first man says “one” and so on around the circle until you get to the Q sitting in the middle. We do this because keeping track of the PAX growth in the workout is the only way to strop DRTF (Diminishing Return To Fellowship – the concept that too large a workout group can erode Fellowship among PAX) before it sets in.
– Second, there must be a Namerama. Starting with the man who counted “one” in the Counterama, each man says his hospital name, his F3 name, and his age. If there is an FNG, the Q names him. Personally recognizing each veteran, and immediately integrating every new man is a must. There can be no anonymity in the workout for it to prosper.
– Third, a volunteer must lead the COT in a prayer. No particular prayer is prescribed or proscribed. Admittedly, most COT prayers sound Christian because (right now) that’s the predominant worldview of the PAX in F3. That may change, it may not. It depends on where and how F3 grows, not on some predetermined goal. F3 is about overcoming adversity, not achieving diversity.

Originally, when we started the COT, the prayer was done from the seated position in the circle, and some workouts still do it that way. However, over time, many have gone to the Ball Of Man formation, where the PAX gather tightly around the Q in the center and place hands on each other.

We realize that not all of the PAX in the Ball Of Man may share the same worldview, and that some may be uncomfortable with any form of prayer. If this is the case for you, then bowing your head respectfully while another man shares his faith (whatever that may be) is all we ask. If you are the kind of man who can’t or won’t do that, then F3 probably won’t be a good fit for you. No offense taken. No offense meant.

We have heard a lot of things in the Ball Of Man. It’s not unusual to hear men asking for help for another man or family member who is sick or in pain. We often hear thankfulness for the day, the Big Ball (the Earth, that is) upon which we just sweated together, or even just for the very presence of one another.

One constant theme in the Ball Of Man is the importance of sharpening each other, as Iron Sharpens Iron. Thus, we often seek help being better husbands, fathers, sons, uncles, bosses, and employees; all the things that men are called upon to be. The Third F is a realization that just being those things is hard enough without trying to to be them without help. More than that, it is a surrender to this idea: an insistence upon going it alone is not noble; it is selfish and prideful. The people who depend upon us to be those things that a man must be are more important than we are. We are not first. If we need help (and we know we do, each of us) then we owe it to them to seek and accept help. That help is the essence of the Third F. It has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with love.

This, my friends, is why maintaining discipline in the basic principles of what we do is so crucially important. If we stray too far off (as I myself have at times) from executing the basic principles and order of operations of F3, we are simply a group of men that workout together. Let’s not let that be our future – let’s stay the course and stay disciplined to preserving the principles and culture that we have here in F3. Iron Sharpens Iron!

Stargazing at Asylum

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Title IX (Christian Prescott)
PAX: Brick, Drum Major, Abacus, Pusher, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Steam, Tenderfoot, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Dung Beetle, Lizzy, Crash Dummy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Renaissance , Platinum
FNGs: 1 Platinum
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

5 Burpees
5 Motivators | Starting from 10 to 5
15 Rockettes
20 Grady Corns
15ea Baby Arm Circles

THE THANG:

Colosseum | 5 Points of Exercises (1 Burpee at each point)
Pt. 1 | 10 Burpees
Pt. 2 | 20 Hello Dolly
Pt. 3 | 30 Big Boys
Pt. 4 | 40 LBCs
Pt. 5 | 50 Flutter Kicks (4ct)

Run 1 Lap around the Colosseum

Rock Gathering at the Rock Pile | 5 AMRAPs (1’ ea) – Rinse-N-Repeat
• Curls
• Rows
• Triceps
• Overhead Press
• Shoulder Taps

Legs to Everest | Starting at 3-way Stop
• 2 Squats at every Light Post til at bottom of Everest

Everest | Wuhan Special (Bernie up Hill)
• Mini Suicide

COT:

5 Thoughts for 5 Minutes | Songs being played during this time (“Snowfall” by Øneheart | “Spirit Lead Me Where My Trust is Without Borders” by Raspo)

1 | Clear the Noise

– Close our eyes and carry the mind to heart-centered
– Clearing your head with all the noise around you
– Find Yourself where you are at the Present

2 | Visualize

– Visualize | Where you are.. What you want to do with your life.. who do you want to be tomorrow.. what needs to change

3 | Present Day Question

– If death stood in front of you would you hug it?
– Identify why, what, and who is bringing you to that.. address the situation

4 | Muhammad Ali Poem

“Friendship is a priceless gift that cannot be bought nor sold, but its value is far greater than a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless. It can neither see nor hear. In times of trouble, it’s powerless cheer. It has no ears to listen, no heart to understand. It cannot bring you comfort or reach out a helping hand. So when you ask God for a gift, be thankful if sends not diamonds, pearls, or riches but the love of real, true friends”

• Ponder on who those figures are that God has given you

5 | Why do we close our eyes?

“Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we kiss, when we dream, because the most beautiful things in our life are not seen but felt by the heart”

• Clean up the mind and come back to life at the present moment.. still at heart-centered remain calm and reduce the noise

Asylum Stations

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Grandslam, Cosmo 2, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Sawdust, Pac-man, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Dung Beetle, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Pizza Pizza, Beetle Bailey
FNGs: 1 Beetle Bailey
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We carried on the double a cross through the Asylum with 14 stops along the way to commemorate our Lord’s path to Golgotha with reflections and 1 minute AMRAPS of different exercises.
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None
COT:
It is each of our sins that bear the responsibility for our Lord’s passion and the cross.

Barkleys are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Jackson Palumbo, Dung Beetle, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Tempo Merkins and Imperial SQUAT Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to the gate below the Overlook for a history lesson: Many years ago, a young man had a dream of creating a brutally efficient circuit of running and reps. He called it the Barkley. That man was Zygote. He later learned that there was a slightly less famous race of the same name just to the north. Not as fun. Total coincidence.

Partner up and lap the Asylum hill, checking in at 4 stations for different reps at each lap.

3 laps, 4 stations:

1. Squats; Smurf Jacks; Iron Mikes;
2. LBCs; :flag-us: :hammer:; Hello Dollies;
3. Merkins; :diamonds: Merkins; CDD;
4. Burpees; Man Makers; Get Ups

Sweep and Mosey to the AO with one last sprint up Baby Everest and 5 burpees at the top

MARY: She was missed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Somebody sign up with P3 for Escape From Haw!

COT: God has given us all gifts and tools to make an impact, but none of us have all the gifts and tools. God has put others in our path to cover our blind spots. Look to those closest to you for help.

Holy Monday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Trotline (Britton Carver), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tie-Fighters & X-Wings

THE THANG:
Two Times Each
Phase 1 – Each Light Pole Up the Dragon:
– 5 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Lt. Dans
– 15 Imperial Squat Walkers
– 20 Merkins
– 25 Pickle Pounders
– 30 Sumo Squats

Phase 2 – Every Other Light Pole Down to Everest:
– 5 Burpees
– 10 LBCs
– 15 Iron Mikes
– 20 Monkey Humpers
– 25 Peter Parker’s
– 30 Star Jacks

Phase 3 – All the Way Up Everest:
– 5 Bear Crawl
– 10 Lunges Twist
– 15 Inch Worms
– 20 Murder Bunnies (no CMU)
– 25 Pogo Stick Hops
– 30 Side Lunges

Phase 4: Space Needle

Phase 5 – Working Our Way Back to the AO
– 5 Burpees
– 10 Lunges
– 1 Imperial Squat Walker
– 1 Merkins
– 1 Peter Parker
– 30 Squats Plus 2 Burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Good Friday Q @Hands
Escape from Haw Ridge
GTE Ruck Event

COT:
Unburden Your Soul (Matthew 11:28-30)