F3 Knoxville

Tag: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)

Bill of Rights

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Rooney(Carl Whipple)
PAX: Brick, Lilydipper, Lizzy, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Rooney(Carl Whipple), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Welch’s, Colonel (Alex Wallace), Renaissance, Fistbump
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSHs
Windmills
5 Burpees
Tempo Squats
Rockettes

THE THANG:
1st Amendment – 10 Merkins, Run to Coliseum
2nd Amendment – 10 BBS, Sprint to West end of overlook, 10 BBS
Mosey to circle
3rd Amendment – 30 Rocky Balboas
Mosey to back Jim Haslam building
4th Amendment – 11’s w/dips & step ups
Mosey to Muscle Beach
5th Amendment – 5 1 minute rounds of exercise of choice
Mosey to amphitheater
6th Amendment – 10 incline merkins, 10 jump ups
Mosey up the hill to large oak
7th Amendment – box cutters
Run up to Coliseum
8th Amendment – Bernie to Asylum building
9th Amendment – 2 Bernie’s
Mosey to AO
10th Amendment – SSHs

MARY: American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: George Washington
“The Constitution is the guide which I will never abandon”.

James Madison
“The happy Union of these States is a wonder; their Constitution a miracle; their example the hope of Liberty throughout the world”.

Thomas Jefferson
“It is every Americans right and obligation to read and interpret the Constitution for himself (or herself)”.

Abraham Lincoln
“Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties”.

Benjamin Franklin
“The U. S. Constitution doesn’t guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself”.

America is unique as a country that was founded around a set of ideas of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Grass is always greener

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Qbert
PAX: Brick, Choir Boy, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Drum Major, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), F6, Hands, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Lulu (Greg Huddy), lebowski, Toby
FNGs: 1 Toby
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:
Mosey long way to top second parking lot.
Light stretching at the lot.

THE THANG:
Light stretch:
Downward dog
Calf stretch
Glute stretch

Lunge to one light pole
Run two light poles
Karaoke to the right one light pole
Run two light poles
Karaoke to the left one light pole
Run two light poles
Burney one light pole
Repeat to the road

Run to quarry on the way to base camp
Grab a rock
20 curls
20 Tricep extensions
Repeat 10 of each

Jog to base camp 2x
10 big boy sit ups
Run to second large tree and back
Repeat

Run the path to the overlook
BSIA baby!
Run the loop
10 calf raises at the stairs
20 American hammers at the start
Repeat

Jog to the parking lot
Rock around the clock
Start at 6 o’clock run counter clockwise
At 9 o’clock – 20 squat jumps
Reverse direction run to 12 o’clock
12 o’clock – 15 dead bugs
3 o’clock – 10 hand release merkins
6 o’clock – 5 manmakers

Run to rose bowl
25 dips at top
25 LBC at bottom

Muscle beach
Mini Murph
25 pull-ups
50 merkins
75 squats

MARY:
Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
Don’t be afraid to fail.
Failure means you have put yourself in a position to learn and grow through experience.
Put yourself in a position to fail…fail fast, fail safe, fail forward…learn and grow from the experience.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

zuutopia

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: skewer
PAX: Steam, Brick, Lilydipper, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Qbert, Pusher, Choir Boy, lebowski, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Mr Jinxy, High Heels (Henry Ritchie)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

[bluegrass-pm-otb] Unfamiliar Territory

AO: bluegrass-pm-otb
Q: The Situation
PAX: Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Down Under, Finger Lickin’
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
SSH
Hip Hinges
Cherry Pickers
Runner stretch
Slow Squats
Slow Merkins
Dive bomber merkins
Pickle Pointers

THE THANG:
25 BBS
25 Flutter Kicks
25 Calf Raises
Between: Run to pillars, 10 Incline Merkins, run around

20 Merkins
20 Squat Jumps
20 1-ct Iron Mikes
Between: Bernie to start and jog back

40 1-ct Mountain Climbers
40 1-ct Rocky Balboas
40 sec Plank
Between: Shuffle out, shuffle back

Lunge to halfway median, 5 Burpees
Lunge second half, 5 Burpees
X2

Bear Crawl up hill, Bear Crawl down
10 Hello Dollies
X2

MARY:
5 Crunchy Frogs in cadence
10 Side Plank Raises in cadence
10 Hello Dollies
10 Windshield Wipers
Crowdsource Abs

Stretching
Side stretch
Upper Glute stretch
Hip Flexor stretch
Groin stretch
Runner stretch

COT:
Sometimes you find yourself contemplating the whole universe and your place in it. Other times, you’re just grateful for the little things. Both are okay.

Fear the Brau, bruh

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Tropicana, P3, Grandslam, TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: No time for such nonsense. The Brau waits for no one

THE THANG: mosey around the entire livelong park. Follow the Brau. Stopping periodically for merkins and other stuff

MARY: she ain’t here

ANNOUNCEMENTS: one nation under Brau

COT: a Brau divided amongst itself cannot stand