F3 Knoxville

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Going Backwards at a Blistering Pace

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Farley, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Jack-Jack 🦮, Rugby 🦮, Maddie 🦮
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Wait for bluebird’s alarm to go off to start. This spring forward thing messed with our start.

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.7 miles. Again, if we’d gotten off to a quick start, we might have hit 5 miles. New :dart:?!?

MARY: The Tail of the Dragon might be considered Mary, but we pulled into the station at the start of Name-o-Rama.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge

COT: Hands provided us a word on getting the junk out of your life.

Car In the Hat Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Stretching
Jogging
Karaoke’s (Side Shuffle)

THE THANG:

Round 1

Overhead Tire Carry – 1 Person
Rotate Twice
Merkins
Jump Squats
Big Boy Sit Ups
Pickle Pounders
Carolina Dry Docks

Round 2

Tire Throw – 1 Person
Rotate – Down & Back Twice
Next person runs to throw

Round 3

Partner – Rotate Twice

Pull Ups x 10
Burpees

Round 4

Jack Webb

Light Jogging

MARY:

1 Suicide
Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge

COT:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr Seuss
• Ecclesiastes 3:1 – “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.”
• This reminds us that life is full of seasons, and we should be grateful for the blessings of each one.

Fast Laps

AO: shamruck
Q: Trojan
PAX: Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Glamper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Walk to track.

THE THANG: Ruck laps around the track at brisk pace.

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot to mention Escape From Haw Ridge!

COT:

Chapter 6 of Kent Evans’ book The Manhood Journey is about serving others. Kent talks about three reasons we serve: Duty, Devotion, and Delight. While serving out of duty and devotion is good, we should strive to serve out of delight. We should take joy in using our gifts to serve others as God’s Word commands.

Scripture references: Matthew 20:28/Mark 10:45, 1 Peter 4:10, Galatians 5:13-14, John 13:14, Philippians 2:3-4

Just Another Asylum CMUsday at the Pav-Lov

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Grandslam, Pac-man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretching
– Abyss Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– 5 Burpees

THE THANG:
– AMRAP with one PAX as the timer with various routes around the Pav-Lov.
– Each Station was done twice with a selection of :cmu: exercises, then the Q grabbed new exercise with the :cmu: for another 2 rounds.
– Exercises Included:
– Man Maker Blockees
– Weighted Lt. Dans
– Weighted LBCs
– Weighted Hello Dollys
– Weighted Flutter Kicks
– Lawn Mowers
– Squat Thrusters
– Wood Choppers

MARY: Sumo Squats & Gas Pumpers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Bromance Lunch at 11:30 in Jim ‘n Nicks
– Escape from Haw Ridge – Make a team

COT: Reviewed James 1:17 and reminded the PAX to remember not just your wife or girlfriend on Valentines Day. Remember your first valentine (Mom) and your legacy valentines (your children & grandchildren).