F3 Knoxville

Out and Back

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Mermaid, slappy, Stitch, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Lizzy, Voodoo, MacGruber, Anchorman, Skidmark, Eliza, Flower Pot, Gringo, Mocha
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: Cherry pickers, various stretches, baby arm circles

THE THANG: Divide into 2 teams. There are 6 stations placed randomly around campus. Each station has two envelopes containing exercises for Team 1 and Team 2. Each team rolls a die, finds the corresponding number clue has to
Travel to that location, complete the exercises and return to the flag. Repeat until all 6 stations have been hit.

Station 1: under the overhang where we meet when it rains: 25merkins, 25 mtn climbers (2ct), 25 LBCs, 25 flutter kicks (2ct)

Station 2: picnic pavilion: 20 step ups each leg, 25 dips, 25 big boys, 20 swing pull ups

Station 3: CMU pile: 25 curls, 25 overhead press, 15 swings, 10 blockies

Station 4: at the church door: 15 imperial squat walkers, 10 lunges each leg, 10 friendship merkins

Station 5: Jesus statue: 15 step ups each leg, 60 second walk sit, 25 Freddie Mercurys (2ct) 15 plank jacks

Station 6: shamrock on the 50 yard line: run the bleachers 1 time through.

Final station at flag : 2 burpees each
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill, one Knox soccer game 6/13

COT: what does it mean when someone says “you have a lot of potential?” What are some things that keep you from reaching your potential? How do we fight our way around those obstacles and start living up to our potential?

A always B be G getting up

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Kentucky, Love’s, Pac-man, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
Were it not for the presence of a most welcome visitor I might have forgotten the disclaimer, so thank you Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear) . I will repeat the disclaimer here in case anybody missed it this morning:
-F3 is not responsible for your injuries; Charmin (John Willis) is.
-Asylum is the first and longest continually operating F3 AO in the continental United States, and is statistically comprised of the best looking Pax
-The Q Source is an ongoing collaboration between Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cosmo 2, edited for clarity by @Tecmo. It is Asylum’s gift to F3 Nation.

Disclaimer out of the way, we warmed up with an appropriate pre-birthday Q number of SSHs. Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear) got the Junk Science to take back to the fine men of Wilmington NC, may they all enjoy 10 more years. Shoulders blasted, some light stretching.

Like all my attempts to be like Double Wide, I couldn’t quite measure up, but we sprinted and walked down the winding path and route 66ed our way back, Sweep Or Be Swept. I hope my future grandchildren appreciate all the getups I did for them.

ATMs to finish, as is only right.

For the BOM I thought about three friends of mine and their experiences of faith – not having any and wishing they did; having some for a time and then rejecting it; and having it land on them through a disaster, and being brought to life by it. Prayed for Paul’s procedure today, and for Cinco (Scott McGuire)’s road trip. And for my friend Carol.

What a pleasure to be out in it with you guys this morning. Thank you!

Crazy 48’s

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, P3, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: usual Hands warmup

THE THANG: Crazy 48’s with Freddie Mercury, monkey humpers, Merkins, jump squats, high knees and burpees

MARY: she drove by but didn’t stop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Book club starting soon Fridays after the Q.

COT: Stay close to the good shepherd, don’t wander off.

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Hitch up the :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.5 miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:Rainbow told us to put down our phones.

Well thought out and planned route Thursday

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Mermaid, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), slappy, Eliza, Flower Pot, Tonka, WireBiter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Thanks for coming WireBiter! Glad to have you! We executed the perfect planned out ruck route this morning. There are none better and more precise.

COT: Summer is coming. Let’s awake our hibernating brothers and get them to the gloom. They do not need us. We need them.

“The Lord needs ever single swinging dick in the fight.” – F3 Dredd

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