F3 Knoxville

Well thought out and planned route Thursday

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Mermaid, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), slappy, Eliza, Flower Pot, Tonka, WireBiter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Thanks for coming WireBiter! Glad to have you! We executed the perfect planned out ruck route this morning. There are none better and more precise.

COT: Summer is coming. Let’s awake our hibernating brothers and get them to the gloom. They do not need us. We need them.

“The Lord needs ever single swinging dick in the fight.” – F3 Dredd

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What did the (Greg) Fox say? ( a lot)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), bluebird, Coolio (Greg Fox), Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: deep squat

THE THANG: Welcomed Coolio back into the fold as we strolled. Discussed NIL. The Daybreak shenanigans. The Knicks. And also enjoyed several Coolio (Greg Fox) book reviews. Sadly Freed to Lead was not one.

MARY: saw an actual Fox on Route 66. No not Jaclyn Smith but the four legged kind. He seemed rather unbothered by my ferocious dog

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yada Yada yada

COT: @pluto did some oratin’.

P3’s Monday AMRAP

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Rainbow, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hands, Pac-man, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:

5 easy Up-Downs
SSH
Lap around the parking lot
Cherry Pickers
Abe Vigoda’s
Runners Stretch
Shoulder Stretches

THE THANG:

Mosey to Muscle Beach and work through the following AMRAP

10 Pull-ups or Rows
20 Mericans
30 Step-ups
40 LBCs
Run up narrow path to top of Rose Bowl and back down opposite side

Rinse and repeat

MARY: Negative

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence at Frozen Head at the end of the month!

Hardship Hill coming up on May 17th.

Working on getting an F3 smokies game on the books!

COT:

Holy Week is upon us. Reflect on the waywardness of humanity. As humans we are easily swayed off of our mark. Practice consistency in faith and further appreciate the sacrifice and love given to those of us whom are so wayward in our faith and how amazing that truly is.

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Going Backwards at a Blistering Pace

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Farley, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Jack-Jack 🦮, Rugby 🦮, Maddie 🦮
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Wait for bluebird’s alarm to go off to start. This spring forward thing messed with our start.

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.7 miles. Again, if we’d gotten off to a quick start, we might have hit 5 miles. New :dart:?!?

MARY: The Tail of the Dragon might be considered Mary, but we pulled into the station at the start of Name-o-Rama.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge

COT: Hands provided us a word on getting the junk out of your life.