F3 Knoxville

Tag: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)

You have zero body fat

AO: shamruck
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Dumpster Dive, Mermaid, Jon Boat, Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), The Situation, Trojan, Snaggletooth
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warmup ssh, baby arm circles, Michael Phelps

Workout
Go over to the track and at the 4 quarters do 20 each corner, clean and press, merkins, sissy squats, lunges. Backwards steps up the stadium.

Let the legs loose

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Tropicana, Hands, Double Wide, @grandslam, @breaststroke, @loves, @ginger daddy, @buttonfly
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: ssh and windmills and cherry pickers

THE THANG: mosey to freshly paved parking lot for merkins and squats and big boys. We added in dry docks froggy squats and hello dolly’s as well. Followed by three rounds of sprints on the soccer field.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: it’s a smooth Q when Cosmo 2isnt around to screw it up. Sign up for dad camp.

COT: Andy Rooney quote on DDay

Walking in the rain

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton) , bluebird
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), bluebird, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
4 mile ruck
Sawdust and Matlock bailed once it started raining. Used their dogs as the excuse.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Rainy Monday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Sidestraddlehops, tempo squats, tempo merkins, ty fighters
THE THANG:
Exercise ladder
15 step-up’s, 20 merkins, 25 dips, 30 squats, 35 flutter kicks, 40 table rows. Lunge walk around the kiosk between each round
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
Mat 5:7

Beach Season Primer

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Code Brown, Bunny, Cosmo 2, Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Hands, Econoline, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Sawdust, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
5 Burpees
5 Cherry Pickers
20 SSH (Q FAIL ON THE CADENCE:man-facepalming:)
Carltons / Front swings / Michael Phelps
Front Arm Stretch / Triceps Stretch
15 Squat Jumps
Runners stretch (knee up/ knee down)
20 jumps on the right foot / 20 on the left
Tie Fighters
5 Down / Up Dog
Deep Squat Hold

THE THANG:

Round 1 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Big Bois
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 2 –
BB1 runs to cloud and does 40 Freddie Mercury’s (4-count)
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Switch
Round 3 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 30 V-ups
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 4 –
BB1 runts to the cloud and does 50 Supermans.
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”
Round 5 –
BB1 runs to the cloud and does 50 Hello Dollies
BB2 stays and does AMRAP of “Cindy”

Rinse and Repeat

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hardship Hill next week!

COT:

Reminder that we are on the Lord’s time and not our own. The Will of God may not be clear to us on our terms, but discernment is a gift.

“We take time, we listen, we wait, we test, we listen some more, we converse, we wait some more, knowing that ultimately discernment is the gift of Gods Spirit.”