F3 Knoxville

F3-Opoly

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Pac-man, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Love’s, Pizza Pizza , None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Side Stratal Hops / Stretching

THE THANG:

It was Cinco’s big Q. The tornados did not last. So we all met at the pavilion to see what would pass. Cinco had a fun game full of surprises! F3-Opoly was invented this day. With the roll of the dice the players all played. Each square was an exercise which required precision and glee. Matlock was there and PacMan too. Each player rolled to see what we would all do. Rainbow and Waffle House ran in circles a lot while P3 made us all realize most of us are older than snot! We all did Merkins and Superman’s, Table Rows and Squats, we even kept landing on a new exercise called Man Jacks! And finally Clipper landed on the Cinco Surprise!!! An Amazon gift card worth $25! So next time it rains and you think it’s all gloom. Just think of a limerick and know all is not doom.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

”The lot is cast into the lap; But the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.“
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭16‬:‭33‬ ‭KJV‬‬
bible.com/bible/1/pro.16.33.KJV

God is sovereign over human affairs, even in seemingly random or chance events.

CAK hill ruck

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Honeydew, Anchorman, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Mermaid, Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tailhook, Booster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Some runners and Ruckers made their way over to CAK and back.

Get up early like Mary Magdalene and come out. You’ll never know what you’ll miss.

Asylum Stations

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Grandslam, Cosmo 2, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Sawdust, Pac-man, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Dung Beetle, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Pizza Pizza, Beetle Bailey
FNGs: 1 Beetle Bailey
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We carried on the double a cross through the Asylum with 14 stops along the way to commemorate our Lord’s path to Golgotha with reflections and 1 minute AMRAPS of different exercises.
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None
COT:
It is each of our sins that bear the responsibility for our Lord’s passion and the cross.

Greatest Hits, modified

AO: shamruck
Q: Voodoo
PAX: Mermaid, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), The Situation, Lt. Dan, Eliza, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Waxjob, Oscar Meyer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Holy Monday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Trotline (Britton Carver), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tie-Fighters & X-Wings

THE THANG:
Two Times Each
Phase 1 – Each Light Pole Up the Dragon:
– 5 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Lt. Dans
– 15 Imperial Squat Walkers
– 20 Merkins
– 25 Pickle Pounders
– 30 Sumo Squats

Phase 2 – Every Other Light Pole Down to Everest:
– 5 Burpees
– 10 LBCs
– 15 Iron Mikes
– 20 Monkey Humpers
– 25 Peter Parker’s
– 30 Star Jacks

Phase 3 – All the Way Up Everest:
– 5 Bear Crawl
– 10 Lunges Twist
– 15 Inch Worms
– 20 Murder Bunnies (no CMU)
– 25 Pogo Stick Hops
– 30 Side Lunges

Phase 4: Space Needle

Phase 5 – Working Our Way Back to the AO
– 5 Burpees
– 10 Lunges
– 1 Imperial Squat Walker
– 1 Merkins
– 1 Peter Parker
– 30 Squats Plus 2 Burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Good Friday Q @Hands
Escape from Haw Ridge
GTE Ruck Event

COT:
Unburden Your Soul (Matthew 11:28-30)