F3 Knoxville

Double Coupon Special

The Scene: 74 and clear, MF (Mugginess Factor) 7/10

F3 Intro and Disclaimer

Warm-O-Rama
Imperial Walkers x20 IC
Cherry Pickers (Dog Pound style) x15 IC
LBAC x20 each way IC
Little bit o’ this, and some of this
Mosey to the Coupon Pile, pick up 2 coupons
Wax on, wax off x20 IC (thanks, Mayberry)

The Thang
Each PAX holds one coupon, balances the other on top. Mosey as a group toward the Matterhorn. Whenever a coupon hits the ground, it’s redeemed for one of the specials of the day. Then switch hands with the coupon stack and continue Mosey. List of specials (©=holding coupons):
1st Special: ©Tempo Squat x25 IC, Burpees x15 OYO
2nd Special: ©Smurf Jacks x25 IC, ©Overhead Press x20 OYO
3rd Special: Mountain Climbers x25 IC, Squat Jump x20 OYO
4th Special: ©LBAC x10 IC, ©Curls x30 OYO
5th Special: ©American Hammers x20 IC, ©Rows x30 OYO
6th Special: ©Front raise x20 IC, Merkins x20 OYO
7th Special: ©Lateral raise x10 IC, Diamond Merkins x15 OYO
Return to AO, carrying expired coupons however desired

MARY
Rowboat/Canoe
Side Crunch x20 each side, IC
BBS x20 OYO
Flutter kick x20 IC
Box Cutters x20 IC
Department Store
Shoulder Blasters

COT
Count-off and Name-o-Rama (no FNGs today)

WORD
This last week I’ve been home alone while LOML and 2.0 are at a cabin with some other moms and kids of families we’ve known for years. Sometimes it’s nice to have that quiet, but the alone time comes with a certain set of temptations as well. It’s at that time, and others like it, when a man’s character comes through. They say that character is who you are when nobody is looking. Whether that’s when you’re home alone after a long day, at work when the boss is on vacation, or in another city on a business trip, your character comes through.

So where does this character come from? From your heart. Proverbs 4:23 says, “Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life.” And Luke 6:45: “A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart brings forth evil.”
So what do we know about the heart of a man? It’s “deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked. Who can know it?” (Jeremiah 17:9) On our own the condition of our heart is pretty foul. We need the transformative power of God, as David cried out for in Psalm 51:10 “Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right spirit within me.” Only through dependence on Him can we become the men He has called us to be.

Moleskin
Thanks, everyone, for your patience as I tried to dig around in my shorts for my Weinke. I must find a different way to remember what’s next while my brain has not yet seen my coffee. Maybe less variety? Merkins and Burpees only. I noticed Ratchet learned from La-Z-Boy’s Q a couple weeks ago and pulled the smallest coupons in the group instead of the biggest!

One Tank and a few good men

The Scene: The JUCO  64 degrees and Nooice!

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

Warm-O-Rama
20x SSH
20x Merkins
20x Rockettes

Mosey to the pond
At each cone do exercise then run to next cone
Cone 1) 5x burpees, 5x low squat jumps, 5x get-ups each arm
2) 10x diamond mericans, 10x 180-degree jumps, 10x inch worms
3) 15x smurf jacks, 15x wide Mericans, 15x deep lunges
4) 20x mericans, 20x BBS, 20x dry docks
When finished, run back to six and finish with them together.

Mosey to coupon pile:
20x curls, 20x overhead presses, 20x tricep curls, with coupons, run to top of steps and and return x3

Mosey & Bernie Sanders to bottom of the AO hill, partner up.
Dora with 100x mericans, 100x squats

Mary:
Flutter kicks
LBCs

Count-off and Name-O-Rama

BOM:
6 Ways Jesus Fought Depression

And taking with him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, he began to be sorrowful and troubled.(Matthew 26:37) There were several tactics in Jesus’s strategic battle against despondency.

  1. He chose some close friends to be with him. “Taking with him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee” (Matthew 26:37).
  2. He opened his soul to them. He said to them, “My soul is very sorrowful, even to death” (Matthew 26:38).
  3. He asked for their intercession and partnership in the battle. “Remain here, and watch with me” (Matthew 26:38).
  4. He poured out his heart to his Father in prayer. “My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me” (Matthew 26:39).
  5. He rested his soul in the sovereign wisdom of God. “Nevertheless, not as I will, but as you will” (Matthew 26:39).
  6. He fixed his eye on the glorious future grace that awaited him on the other side of the cross. “For the joy that was set before him [he] endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God” (Hebrews 12:2).

When something drops into your life that seems to threaten your future, remember this: The first shock waves of the bomb are not sin. The real danger is yielding to them. Giving in. Putting up no spiritual fight. And the root of that surrender is unbelief — a failure to fight for faith in future grace. A failure to cherish all that God promises to be for us in Jesus.

Jesus shows us another way. Not painless, and not passive. Follow him. Find your trusted spiritual friends. Open your soul to them. Ask them to watch with you and pray. Pour out your soul to the Father. Rest in the sovereign wisdom of God. And fix your eyes on the joy set before you in the precious and magnificent promises of God.

Beer Run

The Scene: 72 and clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Tha Thang:
COP

SSH x20 IC
LBAC IC x10 forward, 10 backward
Little some o’ this/that x2
Imperial Walkers IC x20
Carolina dry docks ICx20
Squats ICx20
Jack Webb – to the grass. 4:1 Merkins to Raise the Roof

Beer Run
Partner up
Run from the coupon pile to the grassy knoll
Coupon pile – grab a coupon, run back
Grassy knoll – Al Gore, 12oz curls

Pizza Run – groups of 4
Grassy knoll – 10 overhead presses, deliver the pizza back to the pile
Coupon pile – ultimate keg stand (hold partners feet on your shoulders, squats til the pizza gets back)

Puke and Rally
Wide line
Forward roll, 5 Carolina dry docks (rinse and repeat)

Walk of shame
Bear crawl the perimeter of the parking lot
In line, x10 on a 4-count, 10 squats between each set

Hoof it back down, pick up the 6 and hustle back to AO

MARY

Hello Dolly

Flutter Kicks

LBC x4 count – 25 IC each

BOM
“And he called the twelve together and gave them power and authority over all demons and to cure diseases, and he sent them out to proclaim the kingdom of God and to heal. And he said to them, “Take nothing for your journey, no staff, nor bag, nor bread, nor money; and do not have two tunics….And they departed and went through the villages, preaching the gospel and healing everywhere.”
‭‭Luke‬ ‭9:1-3, 5-6‬ ‭ESV‬‬
“On their return the apostles told him all that they had done. And he took them and withdrew apart to a town called Bethsaida. When the crowds learned it, they followed him, and he welcomed them and spoke to them of the kingdom of God and cured those who had need of healing. Now the day began to wear away, and the twelve came and said to him, “Send the crowd away to go into the surrounding villages and countryside to find lodging and get provisions, for we are here in a desolate place.” But he said to them, “You give them something to eat.” They said, “We have no more than five loaves and two fish—unless we are to go and buy food for all these people.” For there were about five thousand men. And he said to his disciples, “Have them sit down in groups of about fifty each.””
‭‭Luke‬ ‭9:10-14‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Once we learn to put our faith in God it becomes second nature to “trust” him in the small things. We get to work and can look around at our lives and say we “trust” him, even “serve” him by our typical functions. In this case, the disciples had just been authorized with power to do all the things that they had seen Jesus doing. They went out and did as they were told and came back to excitedly report to Jesus that they had been successful. But 5 minutes later when a really big problem was presented, they handled it the same way that we do. “Oh crap man, that’s a big one. I don’t think it can be done”

Where in your life is Jesus telling you to “give them something to eat?” What is the big challenge He is telling you to have big, ACTIVE faith about? Find it and do it!

Moleskin
This was a brutal shoulder workout. The forward rolls in the rain on muddy grass were crazy and the guys worked hard. Not every Q is this much fun!

Independence Day Drop’em

The Scene: 68 degrees with 100% Humidity

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

The Thang
COP
10 Burpees OYO
Lt. Dan x 10 IC
Cherry Pickers x 10 IC
These Right Here and Those Over There

Pick-up a boulder with battle buddy and mosey over to Matterhorn

Heartbreak 1-2-3 aka Dora’s on a hill
300 Boulder Squats
200 Boulder Rows
100 Boulder Press
1 partner runs the hill while the other partner completes reps

Mosey to pavillion

Pull-ups and Dips
Partners complete 5 rounds
10 Pull-ups
Dips until Partner 1 is done with Pull-ups
Rotate

Mosey back to AO

Tennis Court Cashout
Corner 1- 30 Merkins
Lunge to Corner 2
Corner 2- 30 Merkins
Bear crawl to Corner 3
Corner 3- 30 BBSU
Lunge to Corner 4
Corner 4- 30 BBSU
Bear crawl to corner 1

COT
Number Off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
Remember Jesus’s last words on the cross, “IT IS FINISHED” and cling to the power that those word gave humanity. Jesus gave us freedom through his resurrection, which is a freedom that is unlike any that this world has to offer. This freedom provides eternal life in heaven. So as you go out and celebrate the freedom of our country today with your family and friends make sure to remember the true freedom we have in Christ.

Leg-Day for Tank

The Scene – 70’s and HIGH humidity

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer
Warm-O-Rama
COP
SSH x 40 (IC)
Squat x 20
Merkins x 20 OYO
Squat x 20
Curls for the girls X 20
Squats x 20
Overhead Press x 20
Squats x 20
Burpees x 10 OYO

Tha Thang
Partner Up
Partner A farmer carries cmu’s to end of lot, does 20 Squats with a CMU
Partner B does squats while waiting
Flapjack
Do it all again with 20 merkins and 20 calf raises respectively

Mosey to concrete steps
Step ups x 20
Run to bridge and back
Squat x 40
Run to bridge and back
Dips x 20
Run to bridge and back

Line up, all pax do squats while 1 man goes to center and does 10 burpees. Repeat until all PAX has completed 10 burpees.

Mosey to grass hill at playground
10 squats at bottom
Bernie Sanders to top
10 Merkins at top
Repeat 5 x

Mosey to AO for Mary

Mary
Did a bunch but not enough for Tank

Count off and Name – O – Rama
BOM
Pledge of Allegiance