F3 Knoxville

Battle Buddy for :cmu:esday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Pac-man, Hands, Tropicana, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Grandslam (Trey Leake), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Trotline, Wham-o (Charlie Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins. T-Merkins, Runners Stretch, Downward Dog & Upward Dog, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes (Bunny Style), Tie-Fighters, X-Wings & Suicide Sprints with Bobby Hurleys

THE THANG: Find a Battle Buddy on the Cloud and set 6 Exercise Stations for rotation. One Buddy runs a lap around the parking lots, while the other Buddy is AMRAP until return.
Stations:
1. Weighted Lt. Dans
2. Manmaker Blockees
3. Weighted Flutter Kicks
4. Lawn Mowers
5. Squat Thrusters
6. Weighted Big Boy Sit-Ups

MARY: Matlock (Bill Maddox) led us in Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Construction in the park is set to finish in April or May. Targeting a possible convergence in early July.

COT: Our Charge – 2 Timothy 4:1-5… As followers of Christ we will do things not popular in society, but we should stay the course.

Blocks and Rocks

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hands, p-nut, Rainbow, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Tropicana, TRC/Crab legs, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Trout line
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: 10 SSH, 12 Imperial Walkers, 10 SSH, Mike Phelps, Baby Arm Circles F and B, 10 SSH
THE THANG: with block or rock
I’m parking lot. 20 Curls rifle carry to other end of lot 20 curls. Rinse and repeat to 100
20 OH press farmer carry right side down 20 OH press left side back. Rinse and repeat to 100
20 block merkins front raise to other end 20 block merkins back. Rinse and repeat to 100

Mosey to hill at front of asylum. Repeat same pattern running up hill. 20 at bottom 20 at top. 20 squats, 20 alt lunges, 20 toe merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: see below

Island vacation

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Double Wide, P3, Bunny, Dung Beetle, Love’s, p-nut, Grandslam (Trey Leake), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Rainbow, Gray Cup, Trot Line
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: SSH, Froggy Squats, Tie Fighters, Tempo Merkins, TN Rocking Chairs
THE THANG: We travelers to the islands. Did a suicide ladder of various exercises and modes of transport. We ran, bear crawled, broad jumped, Super Mario’d, and hopped. Exercises were 10 reps of Merkins, jump squats, BBS, CDD, Iron Mikes, Supermans, dips. Didn’t get to the last 3 islands.
MARY: Gas pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: You can do all things through and with Christ, so invite him into your life and especially those things you struggle with. Tell a brother the same, it may transform his life hearing it from you (compared to him reading it or being aware of this verse). Prayed especially for @Fabio, @Tiki, Brandon, Kim.

CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”