F3 Knoxville

The Calm Before the Snowstorm

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Hands, P3, Sawdust, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH, big and small arm circles, cherry pickers, this and that, calves on the curb, jog down and back

THE THANG:
To the Cloud
Up downs while chopping,
11’s with Hand release merkins and hots seats
Increasing reps of jump squats on the lower dragon
Interval sprints on the upper dragon
Return on the dragon with Iron Mikes at each pole
Back to the Cloud for 7’s with burpees and LBC’s

MARY:
A quick stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
P3 gonna work in a Cardinal next week

COT:
Need refocus my prayer efforts. It’s spiritual warfare out there brothers.

2025 day 1

AO: asylum-am
Q: Farley
PAX: Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana, Hands, Farley
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: arm circles, cherry pickers, side straddle hops… light jog while stopping at every other light pole with 5 big boys / 5 merkins

THE THANG: each uses CMU with 4 sets of 25 pressups, arm curls, rows, and flutter kicks then run to end of parking lot to perform 1 burpee then jog up little Mt Everest and walk back down and repeat.

Ended with planks and wall sit-ups (2 sets)

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Proverbs 15:22: “Without counsel, plans go awry, But in the multitude of counselors
they are established.”

The Twelve Beat Downs of Christmas

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Kodak (Charlotte Metro (S) Weasel Shaker)
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Pele (Jon Lindberg), High Heels, CRISPR, Steam, Choir Boy, Hands, SlideRule (Stephen Sloan), Brick, Pusher, Honeydew, Cart Girl (John Sadler) (Chatt, TN), Lilydipper, Suds, Backdraw, Protractor (Drew Sloan)
FNGs: 1 Protractor (Drew Sloan)
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: Run around the AO Parking Lot, Side Straddle Hops

THE THANG: Very quick warmup (side straddle hops, some quick stretching).

1. In COT parking lot – Day 1 – 1 Manmaker
Day 2 – 2 Burpees, 1 suicide (half way and back, all the way and back) w/ 5 squats

2. At Amplitheater
Day 3 – 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 short lap
Day 4 – 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 long lap

3. At nearby Playground
Day 5 – 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Manmaker
Day 6 – 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 minute hang on bar (or plank if prefer)

4. At soccer field
Day 7 – 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Manmaker
Day 8 – 8 Imperial Walkers, 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Suicide (just running)

5. At Pickett’s
Day 9 – 9 Down Dog Push Ups, 8 Imperial Walkers, 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Manmaker
Day 10 – 10 Russian Twists, 9 Down Dog Push Ups, 8 Imperial Walkers, 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Run and Bear Crawl up to the Overlook

6. Back at COT
Day 11 – 11 Squats, 10 Russian Twists, 9 Down Dog Push Ups, 8 Imperial Walkers, 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 Manmaker
Day 12 – 12 Big Boy Sit-ups, 11 Squats, 10 Russian Twists, 9 Down Dog Push Ups, 8 Imperial Walkers, 7 LBCs, 6 Side Straddle Hops, 5 ‘Mericans, 4 Jump Squats, 3 Heels to Heaven, 2 Burpees, 1 sprint up that damn hill.

MARY: We were done, baby!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Polar Bear Plunge on January 1, Smokies Convergence on January 4, Hot Toddy Triple Q on January 11

COT: We get caught up in “the things” of Christmas and focus on those things we want in our lives. Remember that “the thing” we really need to focus on is our relationship with God.

Prayers for all during this Holiday Season.

12 Days of an Asylum Christmas

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: P3, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, Hands, Cosmo 2, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Shotgun, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Stretching (Including Wayne Dunn Wisdom)
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes (Bunny-style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings (Not TN Rockin’ Chairs)

THE THANG:
12 Days of an Asylum Christmas:
1. [Partridge in a Pear Tree] Squat Thruster
2. [Turtle Doves] Big Boys
3. [French Hens] Cosmic Pickle Pounders
4. [Calling Birds] Monkey Humpers (4-Ct.)
5. [Gold Rings] Man Makers
6. [Geese a Laying] Sumo Squats
7. [Swans a Swimming] Hello Dolly
8. [Maids a Milking] Gas Pumpers
9. [Ladies Dancing] Dancing Bears (4-Ct.)
10. [Lords a Leaping] Jump Squats
11. [Pipers Piping] Lt. Dans
12. [Drummers Drumming] Alt. Shoulder Taps (4-Ct.)

MARY: She was there in spirit, but we didn’t have time for her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 51 weeks until the next Winter Solstice Hike.

COT:
C.S. Lewis spoke at length about Joy in his book Surprised by Joy

Luke 2:10 – But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be for all people.”

Happiness & pleasure are fleeting and do not sustain. Joy however is deep in our souls. It comes from knowing the Almighty and His Love for Us. That does not mean that every path will be flat & wide. But carrying this Joy in our hearts will help us weather any storm.

Lighting of the Advent Candles

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Bunny, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Love’s, Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Hands, Double Wide, Pac-man, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Charmin (John Willis), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Kentucky, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: Very short. Deep squat; this and that, one cherry picker. Mosey to the open air chapel

THE THANG:

We have five candles. We light one, say a prayer, do some exercise. Here they are.

HOPE

SCRIPTURE: Isaiah 40:31: But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will sun and not grow weary; they will walk and not grow faint.”

We now light the first candle, the candle of hope. Hope is like a flame that warms and comforts us. As we light this candle, we celebrate the hope of the prophets and the hope we have in Jesus Christ. We continue to hope in God’s promise that Christ will continue to fill our lives and the life of the world with love and joy and peace.

Prayer: Thank you, God for the flame of hope. As we prepare for Christ’s coming, help us to share our hope with others.

Exercise: We will run and not grow weary. Indian run up the Dragon and back down Baby Everest to the chapel.

PEACE

SCRIPTURE: John 16.33: I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.

Matthew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God.

We light this second candle to remind us that Jesus is the Prince of Peace. He shows us how to share God’s peace with others.

Prayer: The prayer of St. Francis asks God to help us be peacemakers.

Lord, make us instruments of your peace.
Where there is hatred, let us sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith; W
here there is despair, hope;
Where there is sadness, joy;
And where there is darkness, light.
Grant that we may seek not so much to be consoled as to console, to be understood as to understand, to be loved as to love. For it is in giving that we receive, in pardoning that we are pardoned, and in dying that we are born to eternal life. Amen.

EXERCISE: Mosey to rock pile for

25 curls (4 ct)
25 rows (4 ct)
25 overhead presses (4 ct)

JOY

SCRIPTURE: Luke 2:10: And the angel said unto them, Fear not; for, behold, I bring you good tidings of GREAT JOY, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.

Paul tells us to rejoice in God always. We light the third candle to remind us of our joy in Jesus Christ.

PRAYER: God of Joy, thank you for the excitement and delight we experience at this joyful time of year. Help us to share your joy with others, so that they too will be filled with your spirit. Amen.

Exercise: Jump for Joy:

25 Froggy Squats (4 ct)
25 SSH (4 ct)

LOVE

SCRIPTURE: 1 John 4:8: Anyone who does not know love does not know God, because God is Love.

John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.

John Lennon: “All you need is love.” So true. Since God is Love, that is all you need.

We light the fourth candle as a reminder to share our love with others through words and actions.

PRAYER: Loving God, thank you for expressing your love through the life of Jesus, through our lives, and the lives of those around us. Help us to remember that your love will never end. Amen.

Exercise: Mosey to the Ellipse (or whatever). Partner up. Run in opposite directions. When you meet, tell your partner you love them. Then do 20 partner merkins or 20 partner BBS. Rinse and repeat.

CHRIST CANDLE

SCRIPTURE:

Luke Chapter 2: Pretty much the whole chapter.

Now we light the Christ candle, the candle which represents Jesus. It is the center of our table, just as Jesus is the center of our lives. Happy Birthday, Jesus.

PRAYER: God, our hearts sing with joy and praise because of Jesus. At this happy season we rejoice that Jesus came among us. By his birth and life, he has shown us that we are your people and that we are greatly loved. Help us to remember Christmas all year long by giving to others the gifts of life: hope, peace, joy and love, expressed in the works of our hands and hearts. Amen.

MARY: Mosey back to the AO

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Solstice Sunrise Hike on Saturday. Meet at Asylum AO parking lot if you want to clown car. Otherwise, meet at House Mountain parking lot at 6:30. Breakfast afterwards.

Also, the fake gloomers are working out at 8:00 am. All are welcome. We’ll still have a 5:30 workout.

COT: Already weaved through the workout with lighting of the candles.