F3 Knoxville

You Only Get Wet Once

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , P3
PAX: P3, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Cosmo 2, Bunny, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Gibbler, Rainbow, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Shotgun, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Stretching
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes (Bunny Style)
– Tie-FIghters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Phase I: Get to the Top
– Peter Parkers at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– Manmaker at the Summit of Baby Everest
– Phase II: Stop, Drop & Mosey
– Travel from the Base of Baby Everest to the new Roundabout
– Stops for Big Boy Sit Ups & Merkins
– Phase III: Roundabout Abs
– Pickle Pounders
– Flutter Kicks
– Hello Dollys
– Box Cutters
– Gas Pumpers
– V-Ups
– Sawdust handed the Q off to P3
– Phase IV: Pickled Elevens
– Mosey over to the Pickle Ball Courts for Elevens
– Started with 10 ‘Easy’ Burpees to 1 Iron Mike and went the the 6 was done.
– Phase V: Stairway to Awesome Calf Muscles
– Toe Merkins – Straight Ahead
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Inside
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Outside
– Phase VI: Parking to Crunch on Some Derkins
– Mosey a 1/3 of the way back to the AO
– Three (3) Rounds of Derkins & Crunches

MARY: Final Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 2nd F Lunch scheduled for 11/8. Location & Time TBD)
– 9th Anniversary Convergence scheduled for 11/16 at the asylum-daybreak

COT:
– Sawdust handed the :shovelflag: officially off to P3 & P3 shared a little bit of his journey from FNG to AOQ, with a little help from Pac-man.

what is 8 times 7?

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: P3, Tropicana, Sawdust, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), TheWalrus, Grandslam, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tecmo Mabell
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Blimps at the Asylum

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Tropicana, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Pac-man, Grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Stretching
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings

THE THANG:
– Phase I: Battle Buddy Up Baby Everest
– Burpees & Bear Crawl Up
– Lt. Dans & Lunges Up
– Imperial Squat Walkers & Inch Worms Up
– Mosey to the Round About with Burpee & Sumo Squat Stops
– Phase II: Round About Ab Work
– Pickle Pounders
– Flutter Kicks
– Box Cutters
– Hello Dollys
– Gas Pumpers
– Phase III: To Merkins Up To The Overlook
– Straight Ahead
– Toes Out
– Toes In
– Phase IV: Extended Route 66
– Add A Merkin at the Q’s Direction

MARY: Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Plan for a 2nd F Lunch on 11/8. Details to come later.
– :shovelflag: hand off planned for 11/1.

COT: “Being a Christian is Like Being a Pumpkin” (See reply for word)

The Weight

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rockin chairs, Cherry Pickers, merkins, squats, more SSH
some skipping back and forth

THE THANG: All Respect Stooges from Kensington Clown Car moved heavy things around Lot F. Couple of trips up Baby Everest while other planked and hammered. More moving heavy things. Some lunging and planking around Lot F.

MARY: Pavalon wall sits and balls to the wall.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Epictetus
Set a standard; hold fast to it. That’s all there is.

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.