F3 Knoxville

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Hands, Grandslam, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, P3, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Sawdust, Tropicana, Cosmo 2, Econoline, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Packman, Teckmo, Newton, Coolio
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
WARMUP:
-Side straddle hops
-Tempo squats
-Ty fighters
-Temp merkins
-Plank jacks
-25 burpees

THE THANG:
Pavilion 
-25 step up’s 
-25 dirkins
-25 Dips

Skunk Hill
-25 merkins at base 
-Sprint to top 
Rinse and repeat x5

Cardiac Hill
-25 jump squats at each turn

Little Everest
-25 flutter kicks at bottom 
-25 American hammers at top 
Rinse and Reapeat x5

Mosey to Everest for a P3 recovery

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Man Who Can 
Edgar Guest 

Can’t is the worst word that’s written or spoken; 
Doing more harm here than slander and lies; 
On it is many a strong spirit broken, 
And with it many a good purpose dies. 
It springs from the lips of the thoughtless each morning 
And robs us of courage we need through the day: 
It rings in our ears like a timely-sent warning 
And laughs when we falter and fall by the way. 

Can’t is the father of feeble endeavor, 
The parent of terror and half-hearted work; 
It weakens the efforts of artisans clever, 
And makes of the toiler an indolent shirk. 
It poisons the soul of the man with a vision, 
It stifles in infancy many a plan; 
It greets honest toiling with open derision 
And mocks at the hopes and the dreams of a man. 

Can’t is a word none should speak without blushing; 
To utter it should be a symbol of shame; 
Ambition and courage it daily is crushing; 
It blights a man’s purpose and shortens his aim. 
Despise it with all of your hatred of error; 
Refuse it the lodgment it seeks in your brain; 
Arm against it as a creature of terror, 
And all that you dream of you some day shall gain. 

Can’t is the word that is foe to ambition, 
An enemy ambushed to shatter your will; 
Its prey is forever the man with a mission 
And bows but to courage and patience and skill. 
Hate it, with hatred that’s deep and undying, 
For once it is welcomed ’twill break any man; 
Whatever the goal you are seeking, keep trying 
And answer this demon by saying: “I can.”

EMOM’s & AMRAP

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Tropicana, Woodpecker, Warby, Red Card, Jumbo, Tecmo, Button Fly, Flintstone, , Cataract
FNGs: 1 Cataract
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:
SSH
This & that
Mike Phelps
Cherry picker
Rocky Balboa
Down & Back

THE THANG:
To the Cloud
EMOM 5 min and 1 bonus min of 12 burpees
Up Baby Everest & back

AMRAP 15 min
5 burpees
10 side lunges
15 hand release mercs
20 hot seats
25 Superman’s
30 Bonnie Blair’s
35 LBC
40 bunny hops
Run lap around double parking lots

EMOM 3 mins of 6 to 8 Mountain Climbers? uh nope, Iron Man? uh no, Man Makers! that’s it.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad Camp final day to sign up

COT:
Don’t fear the hard work and hard choices

Charmin Shaped Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Grandslam, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Farley, Love’s, Double Wide, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), TRC/Crab legs, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Feels like Iron Pax

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Grandslam, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Coolio (Greg Fox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Sawdust, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Woodpecker, Code Brown, M&M
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:SSH, circle run, tempo merkins, tie fighters

THE THANG:2 laps of interval running.
CMU’s at the paver lot islands.
CMU rifle carry suicides.
Round 1 – 20 curls and 10 Thrusters at 4 islands.
Round 2 – 10 up & over merkins, 10 single leg dead lift each leg.
Round 3 – 5 blockies

MARY:LBC’s, big boys and gas pumpers after each set of CMU’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:Dad camp sign ups.

COT:We are leaders and followers. Be a follower that you would want as a leader and a leader as you would want as a follower.

Running Up A Ladder To The Overlook

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana, P3, Farley
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes (We had to introduce Farley to the Bunny Style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– (10) BBS at the base of Baby Everest, run to the summit & (1) Manmaker
– Reverse Route 66
– Start with 11 Merkins and Bernie to the next light pole for 10 Merkins and keep going to the end.

THE THANG:
– Four (4) Station Circuit at the Overlook. Each Station had 3 Cards for Exercises for 10 Reps Each. We flipped and added the exercise each new round.
– Station 1:
1. Lt. Dans
2. Iron Mikes
3. Carolina Dry Docks
– Station 2:
1. Gas Pumpers
2. Plank Jacks
3. Pickle Pounders
– Station 3:
1. Bonnie Blairs
2. Imperial Walkers
3. Mountain Climbers
– WILD CARD – Monkey Humpers
– Station 4:
1. X-Factors
2. Big Boy Sit-Ups
3. Sumo Squats
– WILD CARD – Bearpees
– Returned to Station 1

MARY: Cashed Out With ATMs

COT:
– In times of fear and violence, we turn to “the Father of mercies and the God of all comfort” (2 Corinthians 1:3). – Reviewed The Book of Common Prayer, “For Our Nation,” #39