F3 Knoxville

Tag: Honeydew

Thanks F3 Dortmund

THE SCENE:

Clear Temperature Humidity Feels like Wind Speed Wind Direction
60 ℉ 93% 60 ℉ 3.1 mi/h ENE

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
I am not a professional.  The following workout created using a sampling of Thangs recently done at F3 Dortmund.

WARM-O-RAMA:

20 – SSH
10 – Tie Fighters 10 forward 10 backward.
10 – Tempo Merkins
3 – Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:
Mosey to football field.
11’s. Start at goal line. To the 30 yard line. Burpees at both stations. So, 110 burpees.  (Murphy’s Law @F3Dortmund offered this up.)

I felt like many of the BB from Dortmund included Ring of Fire.
7 points. 1 minute at each. 15 seconds rest in between.
#1 – Shuttle run.
#2 – LBCs
#3 – Merkins
#4 – Bleachers/Stair Loops
#5 – Dips
#6 – Jump Squats
#7 – Plank

Two circuits.

MARY:
6 Minutes of Ab work. Including BBS, Heal Taps, LBCs, and Flutter Kicks.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

God has given us the Holy Spirit to help us along our paths. So long as what we are doing, or the path we are trying to explore is not in violation of the small still interior voice, we are probably alright. If the action or considered action causes us any sort of distress, it is most likely not in accordance with God’s plans for us.

 

MOLESKIN:
For the sick and elderly.  For our brothers battling illness and their wives.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Saturday Morning BOGO

Clear, cool, and Qless was the forecast Friday afternoon. In a perfect world, that Q would have belonged to Lilydipper, but an uncooperative hip has other ideas. Crawdad won’t stand for an open Saturday Q. He made some decisions. He placed some calls. Continue reading if you’d like the details, but the summary is that it takes two men to do what one Lily does.
WARM-O-RAMA:
We took em to 100. Tie Fighters, The Junk Science, some stretching, and 10 burpees for Snitch, who I’ve never seen come in late, ever, so he must have had some serious business to do this morning. I didn’t ask but I’m betting Cheet Sheet was similarly relieved when he arrived.
THA-THANG:
The first part of this BOGO was to discover that our Non Privately Owned Naturally Occurring Mineral Formations (NOPO-NOMIFs) were just laying there beneath the trees, as nature presumably left them. Partner AMRAPs as some stragglers caught up, curls, presses, rows, more curls. All I know is that a lot of you have way more reps in you than I do.

Catch Me If You Can w/5 burpees up baby Everest and down the Dragon. Deposit the NOPOs and begin the second part of the BOGO.

We built pyramids on the Cloud, with Crawdad bringing out his famous Louisiana Whistle. Box Jumps, Irkins, Dips, Derkins, Merkins. Unless you cut your reps, your arms were jelly.

Recovering on our feet, we made our way to the dustbowl and some Doras. 200 reps and then another 100 of whatever you wanted.

Back to AO for Mary AND a visit to the ATM.

Welcome Scott W, Billy Goat!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Your F3 friends are a deep and wide pool of help and challenge. You’d be nuts not to lean on them when you need to. It would be a waste to not be challenged by them. You’d be foolish not to step in and try to lead.

Shamrock Jailbreak Tour II

  • Welcome:  Perfect Friday … to get our butts kicked!
  • Warmup:  10 of each of:
    • SSH
    • Windmills
    • Cherry Pickers
    • TN Rockin Chairs
    • Harry Rockets
    • Imperial Squat Walkers
    • Tempo Burpees (3 count down on squat, 3 count merkin, 3 count slow squat rise)
    • Parker Climbers
    • Shoulder Taps
    • Plank (with alternating arm  and leg raises)
    • Rainbow Drops
    • Pickle Pounders
    • Snow Angles
    • Hello Dollys
    • Flutter Kicks
    • Freddy Mercuries
  • Workout:   Jailbreak Tour
    • One person draws a random card from the Jailbreak deck.
    • Jailbreak to the location
    • Do the Exercise printed on the card.
    • Somebody do a ten count while the next random person draws the next card.  Today we did
      • @ Fox Lonas First Entrance – Do 20 Smurf Jacks
      • @ Fox Lonas & Cedar Bluff Entrance for All Saints – Do 30 Monkey Humpers
      • @ Picnic Tables – do 50 Dips and 30 Dirkens
      • @ CMU Pile – Do 20 Blockees
      • @ CHS Entrance – Do 30 Pickle Pounders
      • @ Church Main Door – Do 20 Star Jacks
      • @ Soccer Field – Crab Walk 1 full length
      • @ All Saints Entrance Pillars – Do 10 Handstand Pushups
      • @ All Saints Cedar Bluff Sign – Do 50 Single count Side Straddle Hops.
  • Wrap-Up:
  • Announcements:
    • Ten reasons to sign up to Q
      1. God gives you a good word to share
      2. You get a funny crazy idea for a workout
      3. You haven’t Q’d in a Month
      4. There is an empty slot on the Q calendar
      5. You want to change things up
      6. You want to repeat an old workout you’ve done before.
      7. You want to help a brother Co-lead a Q
      8. It’s your first time to lead a Q
      9. You don’t want Trolley to take an open Q slot
      10. You want to improve your time in doing 100 Burpees
      11. You want to improve your time for the 1 mile.
    • Don’t Forget Save Haven Donations Drive

Son of a Preacher Man

THE SCENE: Y’all knew it was going to be cold and wet, and you dragged yourselves out there anyway. Q’s got to up his game on a day like that.  
WARM-O-RAMA:
I don’t know anything at all about working out except what I learned from the pax, so SSH (thanks every single Q ever), Cherry Pickers (no thanks to whoever mis-named them), Rockettes, The Junk Science (my humble contribution; you’re welcome), and in honor of the high desert’s very own Preacher, we did The Preacher. Bumped from 10 to 15 after a fittingly profane text from Tucson.
THA-THANG:
A little Route 66 inspired by Lily. The Cloud gave us some Box Baby Boxes, and because there is apparently some unresolved conflict in my life, we visited with my old buddy Jack Webb.

Light rain and a light mosey towards Cardiac but not quite to Cardiac. Picked up some babies by the side of the road and shared them with our buddies. Shout out to Honeydew for carrying the two of us through the Doras.

There comes a time in a man’s life when whatever’s inside has to come out, and Cardiac is built for just such a purpose.

What happens during the Crawdad Comeback is both private and communal; a man experiences his limitations and his freedom; there is running forward and in reverse. It is a time of paradox and, potentially, vomit.

The great Mickey won the final sprint to the AO, and by an embarrassingly wide margin. *Author’s note, he donated the winner’s proceeds to Jumbo, who had wisely saved his energies for his forthcoming 100m breaststroke domination in Kingsport today.

It being the weekend, we cashed out like men, and then we limped away.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Man has places in his heart which do not yet exist, and into them enters suffering in order that they may have existence.” Leon Bloy, with thanks to John Stone.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AE soccer game at Regal stadium Thursday. There was a Jinx sighting at Thursday’s board meeting! Word on the street is that High Heels prefers his lake house to sweating with us on Saturdays from now until like October.

Two Announcers

  • Welcome: Brrr.  37 degrees..  ready for summer
  • Warm Up:
    • A Taste of things to come, Flutters, SSH, Scissors, Sprints, Burpees, Hello Dollys.
    • Then a little humility tour
      • Pickle Pounders at High School Entrance
      • Monkey Humpers at Church Entrance
      • Smurf Jacks at Park Main Sign
      • SSH at All Saints Entrance
  • Work Out:
    • AMRAP until the end.
      • Run between the two Announcer Boxes (Football and Baseball) – with some exercises in between each Announcer Box.   Starting from the Football Announcer Box at top of bleachers
        • 10 Hello Dollys (4ct) – on bleachers
        • 10 Flutter Kicks (4ct) – on bleachers
        • 10 Scissor Kicks
        • 10 Dips
        • 10 Dirkens
        • 10 Burpees at 20 yard line
        • Sprint Across field
        • Lunge Up to Baseball Announcer Box
        • 10 Imperial Squat Walkers
        • 10 Rocky Balboas at first stair tier
        • 10 Rocky Balboas at second stair tier
        • 10 Burpees
        • Sprint Across Field  (That Completes One round)
    • With about a 20 minute time span I think we all had around four rounds completed.
  • Wrap Up & Warm Down:
    • With all the usual focus being on strength training and toughening each other up – I contrasted that with an encouragement towards gentleness and softness.  Handed out Lyrics to David Crowders new song “He Is”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvKa9vyixw .   We stretched out during the playing of the song as we read the lyrics.  Do not forsake or forget Jesus’ gentleness and kindness.  As High Impact Men we are often encouraged to be tough – and though that is important – I believe it is our gentleness and softness that is the most attractive and alluring and inviting to others.
    • ”
      If you’re troubled
      Heavy hearted
      Come to Jesus and find your peace
      If you’re run down
      Empty handed
      Come to Jesus and find your strength
      He is Hope for the hopeless
      Rest for the weary
      Help for the hurting
      He is, He is
      Mending the broken
      Bearing the burdens
      All that you’re needing
      He is
      If you’re wandering
      In the darkness
      Come to Jesus and find your way
      If you want freedom
      Need forgiveness
      Just come to Jesus and find His grace
      He is Hope for the hopeless
      Rest for the weary
      Help for the hurting
      He is, He is
      Mending the broken
      Bearing the burdens
      All that you’re needing
      He is
      Comforter, Counselor, Prince of Peace
      Author and Maker of everything
      Defender, Deliverer, King of Kings
      He is, He is
      Helper and Healer forevermore
      Savior and Shelter through every storm
      My Refuge, Redeemer and Lord of Lords
      He is, He is
      Child of Heaven and Son of Man
      Provider, Protector, the Great I AM
      Alpha Omega, Beginning and End
      He is, He is
      Hope for the hopeless
      Rest for the weary
      Help for the hurting
      He is, He is
      Mending the broken
      Bearing the burdens
      All that you’re needing
      He is
      All that you’re needing
      He is”