F3 Knoxville

Shoelaces Shuffle @ Speedway

THE SCENE: Humid, but just right
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey around Church
20 seconds on 5 seconds off:
Modified Squat Twist
Modified High Jump
Modified Hostages
Modified Sneaky Gorillas
Mosey around Church
THA-THANG:

2 Rounds, plus some work at the end. First round is full length, second round shortened bear crawl/crawl bear distance and cut sit-thrus from 10-1 to 3-1

Round 1:
Start with 10 Sit-Thrus (bear crawl position, twist lower half of body, bringing right knee to left side, then switch, each twist is 1), stand up
Squat twist (squat down, explode up, and twist lower half of body explosively either right or left) one direction, squat twist opposite direction
High jump (squat down, explode up into air, bringing knees up)
Bear Crawl 2 parking space widths, stand up
Squat Twist
High Jump
Crawl Bear (backwards bear crawl) back to start
Rinse repeat to 1 sit-thru

Round 2:
Start with 3 Sit-Thrus, stand up
Squat Twist
High Jump
Bear Crawl 1 parking space width with CMU, stand up
Squat Twist
High jump
Crawl Bear back to start with CMU
Rinse Repeat to 1 sit-thru

Mosey around church

30 seconds on 10 seconds off (became more like 15-18 seconds off)
Sneaky Gorillas (side-to-side)
Hostages (squat down to thighs parallel with the ground, hands in the air, bounce between parallel and below parallel)
Gorilla Forward, Gorilla Backward
Bear Crawl 3 steps forward, Crawl Bear 3 steps backwards

Cool-Down
15 Seconds per stretch
Feet slightly shoulder width apart, hands together, stretch middle, left, and right
Butterfly stretch
Hip Flexor stretch, right and left
Should stretch, right and left

MARY:
None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
John 13: 1-12, we work with people and live with people day in and day out that frustrate us or we don’t get along with. In this passage we see Jesus washing his disciples’ feet, including Judas who betrayed Him. He loved Judas, despite what he did, and served him. May we, as men of God do the same to all those around us. Ever remembering that we are here to serve others as Jesus did. Matthew 10:45 reminds us that Jesus came to serve, not to be served.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence on July 2nd. Aphasia Awareness Walk at Church Street United Methodist Church

Deck of Death Speedway Edition

THE SCENE: Mid-60s, cool but not too cool, great weather for a beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20, Cherry Pickers x5, Little This, Little That, Michael Phelps
THA-THANG:
Deck of Death.  Circle up, PAX picks card to determine exercise and rep count.

  • Diamonds = Pull-up Hangs and Bent over Rows (handful of PAX use monkey bars to hold at 90 degrees pull-up while remaining PAX do Bent over Rows which is back parallel to ground and bring CMU up to chest)
  • Clubs = Goblet Squats
  • Hearts = BBS
  • Spades = Blockees (modified for whole group to Merkins after almost 75 blockees in 15 minutes)
  • Number card = number x 2
  • Face card = 25 reps
  • Ace = 30 reps
  • Joker = 40 skull crushers (tricep extensions over head)

MARY:
Hold plank for time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 HIMs with 2 FNGs – Outhouse (FNG Welcome!), Trousers, Doctor, Hooiser, Malfoy, Cow Patty, Halfday, Pennies, Shenanigans, Streaker, Rep Sleepy, XYZ (FNG Welcome!), Doppelganger, Grouch
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Building from Trousers word on Tuesday.  As men, we feel as if we are not allowed to be vulnerable; that we have to pick ourselves up by our own bootstraps and do it alone.  YHWH never meant for us to go it alone in this world as Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 says.  It is hard to open up because we do not want to be seen as weak or be judged for our failures.  However, there is some comfort in knowing that what we are experiencing, other man have experienced or suffered through as well.  You are not alone.  We need to stop pretending like we are and that we are the only ones who have experienced the things we have experienced when there are plenty of guys out there and can just say, “I hear ya man!  Life sucks!”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
#thespeedway launch on Saturday from 6A – 7A!  Woop woop!  Convergence, July 2 @ JUCO.  No other beatdowns in Knoxville area on this day.  Go to JUCO or stay in the fartsack (psst, we’d prefer you come to JUCO).

A Date with Paula

THE SCENE: 63 degrees and a beautiful morning

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHx20, BAC, a little stretching

THA-THANG:

Eight stations Paula Abdul style while Bernie Sanders past two cones, do exercise, then Bear Crawl back one cone, do exercise.

  1. Abyss Merkins
  2. Clock Lunges
  3. Plank Jacks
  4. Alt. Shoulder Taps + Merkin
  5. Tempo Merkin
  6. Bolt 45’s
  7. WW2’s or BBSU
  8. Colt 45’s

MARY:
Green Sally for time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Trousers, Shenanigans, Banjo, Doppleganger, Rep Sleepy, Grouch, Streaker, Pennies, Halfday, Cow Patty, Doctor, Hoosier, Master, and FNG Malfoy
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12
MOLESKIN:
I appreciate each and every one of my fellow PAX at the Speedway! In today’s culture it is imperative that we as men stick together, not only for encouragement but for accountability and fellowship. When we stand together, we are strong! F3 has made an impact on me physically, mentally, and spiritually. When we step up to lead, it changes us at home, at work, and in our daily lives. It is such a wonderful thing to see you encourage each other out there every time we meet.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Welcome FNG Malfoy! 2nd and 3rd F opportunity @Food City Seymour on Wednesdays 6-7am. Official launch of Speedway is this coming Saturday June 4th @6am!