F3 Knoxville

Kingston Kar Dodgem

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: none. We never do before a run.

THE THANG: running. That’s it. 5 miles of it. It was hard because we had to listen to Cosmo 2tak about his spring break in Fiji.

MARY: also none.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: be safe on your travels

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Trotline VQ

AO: asylum-am
Q: Trotline (Britton Carver)
PAX: Wham-o (Charlie Greene), My Precious (Hunter Dance), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), p-nut, Hands, Cap’n Crunch (Ted Ancelet), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Pac-man, Hot Tub (John Muller), Detention, Cosmo 2, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Tropicana, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Crank bait, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
WARMUP:

Side stratal hops
Tie Fighters
Cherry Pickers
11’s
THE THANG:

With a Battle Buddy
9 rounds
1.Curls
2.Big boy sit-ups
3.lieutenant dans
4.overhead press
5.weighted FLK
6.weighted squats
7.merkins
8.hello dollys
9.Happy burpees

One partner was doing the exercise while the other was running a lap around the parking lots next to the cloud.
MARY:
Trip to the ATM with Waffle House

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Appreciate everyone coming out for my VQ!

COT:
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

7+miles of Cosmo 2 complaining

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: none. It was cold. We ran. Slowly for the first mile.
THE THANG: 7 +miles from Asylum down Kingston Pike towards Fresh Market dodging cars and random concrete blocks on the sidewalk while listening to Cosmo 2 complain about the high traffic volume. We were only supposed to run 5 miles but he who shall not be named somehow “rounded” up. Hot Tub and I were surprised there was no cramping followed by a hospital stay.
MARY:
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CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Slum Run

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler , Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller)
PAX: Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: running
THE THANG: running some more. 5 miles of it while hearing stories about guilty people.
MARY:
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