F3 Knoxville

You Only Get Wet Once

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , P3
PAX: P3, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Cosmo 2, Bunny, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Gibbler, Rainbow, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Shotgun, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Tempo Merkins
– Stretching
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes (Bunny Style)
– Tie-FIghters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Phase I: Get to the Top
– Peter Parkers at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– Manmaker at the Summit of Baby Everest
– Phase II: Stop, Drop & Mosey
– Travel from the Base of Baby Everest to the new Roundabout
– Stops for Big Boy Sit Ups & Merkins
– Phase III: Roundabout Abs
– Pickle Pounders
– Flutter Kicks
– Hello Dollys
– Box Cutters
– Gas Pumpers
– V-Ups
– Sawdust handed the Q off to P3
– Phase IV: Pickled Elevens
– Mosey over to the Pickle Ball Courts for Elevens
– Started with 10 ‘Easy’ Burpees to 1 Iron Mike and went the the 6 was done.
– Phase V: Stairway to Awesome Calf Muscles
– Toe Merkins – Straight Ahead
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Inside
– Toe Merkins – Pointing Toes Outside
– Phase VI: Parking to Crunch on Some Derkins
– Mosey a 1/3 of the way back to the AO
– Three (3) Rounds of Derkins & Crunches

MARY: Final Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 2nd F Lunch scheduled for 11/8. Location & Time TBD)
– 9th Anniversary Convergence scheduled for 11/16 at the asylum-daybreak

COT:
– Sawdust handed the :shovelflag: officially off to P3 & P3 shared a little bit of his journey from FNG to AOQ, with a little help from Pac-man.

Muscle Up

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Kentucky, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, P3, TRC/Crab legs, @passport, @tecmo, @baxkflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: SSH and a deep squat for Coolio (Greg Fox)

THE THANG: mosey to muscle beach. Partner workout and rotate through all the equipment for a total body beatdown. Parter that runs to the end of the parking lot does a burpee

MARY: 100 flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: habits of productive people

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.

IPC 2024 – Week 2

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Grandslam, P3, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), White Belt, Backflow, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag: and explain the hieroglyphics

THE THANG:
– Circuit Work Done for Time:
1. 800m Run
2. 80 Merkins – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
3. 80 CMU Plank Jacks – Murder Bunnies – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Reverse Murder Bunnies
4. 60 Merkins – 15YD Brick Layers – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Brick Layers
5. 60 CMU Plank Jacks – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
6. 40 Merkins – 15YD Brick Layers – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Brick Layers
7. 40 CMU Plank Jacks – Murder Bunnies – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Reverse Murder Bunnies
8. 20 Merkins – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
9. 20 CMU Plank Jacks
10. 800m run

MARY: No time for her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPC 2024 – Week 3 is next Friday

COT: Simple thoughts on how to share God with others. Use an acronym of SOAP:
– Scripture
– Observation
– Application
– Prayer / Praise

100!

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Rainbow, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Russell Crook/Crablegs, Cosmo 2, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hot Tub (John Muller), Hands, P3, Woodpecker, Bunny, Double Wide, Pac-man, Fardeen Rastagar, Newton, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: motivators, stretching, ran back and forth across the parking lot in various and silly ways. Route 66 with CDD’s.

THE THANG: Mosey over to the bottom cardiac. Ladder of 5 different moves, running up cardiac to the birth canal after each rung of the ladder so that at the end, 100 reps of each exercise were done:
1. Kick backs x 20
2. Merkins x 25
3. Curls x 33 (+1 on one round)
4. Step back lunges x 50
5. LBC’s x 100

MARY: 7’s at the Pav-a-lon with table rows and step ups.
Circle up for some in & outs and dying cockroaches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax Week 0 this Friday- P3 on Q.

COT: Can you love the unseen God if you do not love the neighbor you see?