F3 Knoxville

West Hills meets the COW

THE SCENE: 14* and light wind
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Jog out around the greenway and back to start lot. Too cold to stand and stretch.
THA-THANG:
Multiple stations set up. Each weirdo has ruck on for each exercise. Move through each station and return to start to keep going. Each weirdo must take a lap up to the next lot and back down with the Casualty of War (the COW). PAX not on their COW lap continue moving through exercise stations. Stations as follows:

  • 60 pound sandbag – bag presses x10
  • 60 pound sandbag – rows x20
  • Battle ropes – x20 on four count
  • Squats x20
  • 50 pound sandbag – squat presses x20
  • Merkins x20
  • 60 pound sandbag – flutter kicks x20 on four count

Once all weirdos have taken a COW lap, PAX mosey up hill to narrow sidewalk.  Bear crawl up halfway, then Bernie Sanders the rest of the narrow sidewalk beside the Y entrance. Mosey back down to the pavilion.  Everyone performs 20 butt release squats on benches, then 20 step ups (10 each leg).  Exit pavilion and continue mosey around greenway in the opposite direction we usually go.  Once back to the original lot, repeat the same process as before.  PAX move through stations and repeat until all PAX have taken a COW lap.

Mosey around the greenway in the normal direction, with a jailbreak at the end just to empty the tanks.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 frozen weirdos: Proton, Ratchet, Woodshack, A Rod, Switchgrass, Ivanka, Snorkel, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Pray for Cap in his travels and Pfeiffer’s continued recovery

1-2-3 Pyramid

THE SCENE
30 and Clear

WARM UP
1 Loop around West Hills Park (1.3 miles), end with 20 merkins & 20 squats (ruck on).

THA THANG
1-2-3 Pyramid (all exercises done with ruck)
Ruck to Walkers Springs Park Pavilion (2.0 miles one way), stopping at each mile to do the following pyramid routine:

Mile 1:
1 Curl, 2 Merkins, 3 Squats
2 Curls, 4 Merkins, 6 Squats
3 Curls, 6 Merkins, 9 Squats
4 Curls, 8 Merkins, 12 Squats
5 Curls, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats

Mile 2:
6 Curl, 12 Merkins, 18 Squats
7 Curls, 14 Merkins, 21 Squats
8 Curls, 16 Merkins, 24 Squats
9 Curls, 18 Merkins, 27 Squats
10 Curls, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats

Mile 2 is at the pavilion.  After doing the routine, head back to SP and do the following:

Mile 3:
9 Curl, 18 Merkins, 27 Squats
8 Curls, 16 Merkins, 24 Squats
7 Curls, 14 Merkins, 21 Squats
6 Curls, 12 Merkins, 18 Squats

Mile 4:
5 Curl, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats
4 Curls, 8 Merkins, 12 Squats
3 Curls, 6 Merkins, 9 Squats
2 Curls, 4 Merkins, 6 Squats
1 Curls, 2 Merkins, 3 Squats

Total = 5+ miles, 100 Curls, 200 Merkins and 300 Squats.

Remember Grace and Old Glory

THE SCENE: A cool, 44 degrees and clear and 31 men pull into the gloom that is the parking lot.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome and you are here on your own volition and you know your hurts, please take care but push yourself and use proper form.


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 2 laps around the parking lot
  • 20 Side straddle hop
  • 15 Imperial squat walkers
  • 15 (each) Baby arm circles front and back
  • 10 Cherry pickers
  • Some of these and some of those

THA-THANG:

Form two lines
To the playground
Four rounds:
  • 20 Decline Merkens
  • 20 Box jump
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Star jacks

 

  • The first man to the top of the poll competition Barby, Proton, Woodshack, and Smalls.
    • Then everyone did 5 Burpees
Run to new parking area
  • Four rounds:
  • 20 Merkens
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 dry docks
Run to flag pole
  • Side Crunches Rt. x20 IC
  • Flutter Kicks x20 4ct IC
  • Side Crunches Lft. x20 IC
  • Hello Dolly x20 4ct IC

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thinking about the pain and sickness in our lives should remind us that this is not our home! We will one day stand before the Lord and hear those words, “Well done good, and faithful servant.” – we must remember that the Good and Faithful is not because we did those things, in fact, most of our lives are opposites of that. But Christ is the perfect sacrifice he died once and for all! It’s his perfect righteousness that we live under and are clothed by that God see! We didn’t earn it!