F3 Knoxville

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Light Wintry Mix at The Equalizer

SCENE: Not too hot, not too cold.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Grady Corns IC
  • SSH IC | Windmills IC 
  • SSH IC | Rockettes IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the flag pole. Partner up for DORA. Partner A runs CCW lap while Partner B performs exercise at flag pole. Move on to next exercise when cumulative reps are completed.

  • 100 Incline Merkins
  • 200 4Ct Imperial Walkers
  • 300 4Ct StepUps

Sevens – Dry Docks at Play Ground. Squats at Bath House.

STRETCHES:

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:  Listening and Doing – James 1:19-27

Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness[h] God desires. So get rid of all the filth and evil in your lives, and humbly accept the word God has planted in your hearts, for it has the power to save your souls.

But don’t just listen to God’s word. You must do what it says. Otherwise, you are only fooling yourselves. For if you listen to the word and don’t obey, it is like glancing at your face in a mirror. You see yourself, walk away, and forget what you look like. But if you look carefully into the perfect law that sets you free, and if you do what it says and don’t forget what you heard, then God will bless you for doing it.

If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.

A Little R and R (Running and Reps)

THE SCENE: Upper 30s and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some stretching followed by 85 SSHs
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the flag pole

85 merkins and then run to the Top of the World

85 squats and then run to the dock

85 Carolina dry docks and then run back to the Top of the World

85 leg lifts and then run back to the flag pole

Rinse and repeat until time

Fellowship mosey to the AO

MARY:
Timed it right, so we only held an Al Gore for a few seconds before the clock struck 6:15.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today is my dad’s birthday.  He would have been 85.  After almost 6 years, it has gotten easier, but it never gets better.  Time is precious.  Live it up.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers were requested by Ribbed and Blindside and prayers were made.

We didn’t know it at the time, but prayers for the family of our fallen F3 brother, Cardinal.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check Slack

Bizarro World

THE SCENE: It was raining, stopped for the beatdown, then came back. Great temperature though.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Administered as usual
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs, Gradycorns, forward and backward baby arm circles, tempo squats, cherry pickers
THA-THANG:
45 seconds of work, 15 off, every 7 rounds run a lap around stonehenge, parking lot, and back to splashpad. 5 rounds of each exercise, 30 rounds total

  • Bulgarian Split Squats
  • Dips
  • Bizarros, never again
  • Bird Dogs
  • SSHs
  • Merkins

MARY: No time to Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 strong no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Get uncomfortable, try new things, may be a dark time but light will come of it.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence this Saturday at 7am Bomb Shelter to starfish F3 Smokies!

Average Joe’s Worked on Being HIMs

THE SCENE: It started to get cold today, but no rain.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done did it.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Some SSHs, Gradycorns, Tempo Squats, Rockettes, Cherry Pickers.
THA-THANG:
DODGEBALL!!!
Normal Dodgeball rules apply. Also since we don’t want to miss out on any 1st F, Additional Rules are below:
1. PAX is only allowed to hold the ball for a 5 Mississippi count. If caught for failure to release, offending PAX must complete 3 burpees on the backline and other team receives point
2. Every throw requires the throwing individual PAX to run to the backline, complete 1 burpee
3. If hit, PAX must run to backline, do 3 burpees
4. Scoring: Scoring team must mark the point on the whiteboard each time. Any player can add their point for the team. You are a live player and can get hit.
5. Whiteboard is on sideline, middle of court, against fence
6. Play each round to 5, winning team gets SSHs until losers are done with 10 burpees
7. Every 5 minutes an exercise is introduced for whole PAX. Q’s choice. Once completed, play is resumed.

This turned into a lot of running and burpees, and SSHs, and upright pickle pounders, and monkey humpers.

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA 11 strong! No FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Grace.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 1/7/23 for F3 Smokies Launch. Blindside is a Weasel Shaker. Just don’t get caught in public. Or is that the point?

5 years ago BB

THE SCENE: A cool, 44 degrees and clear and 9 men pull into the gloom that is the parking lot.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome and you are here on your own volition and you know your hurts, please take care but push yourself and use proper form.


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 2 laps around the parking lot
  • 20 Side straddle hop
  • 15 Imperial squat walkers
  • 15 (each) Baby arm circles front and back
  • 10 Cherry pickers
  • Some of these and some of those

THA-THANG:

Form two lines
To the splashpad
Four rounds:
  • 20 Decline Merkens
  • 20 Box jump
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Star jacks
Run to boat ramp
  • Four rounds:
  • 20 Merkens
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 dry docks
Run to flag pole
  • Side Crunches Rt. x20 IC
  • Flutter Kicks x20 4ct IC
  • Side Crunches Lft. x20 IC
  • Hello Dolly x20 4ct IC

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thinking about the pain and sickness in our lives should remind us that this is not our home! We will one day stand before the Lord and hear those words, “Well done good, and faithful servant.” – we must remember that the Good and Faithful is not because we did those things, in fact, most of our lives are opposites of that. But Christ is the perfect sacrifice he died once and for all! It’s his perfect righteousness that we live under and are clothed by that God see! We didn’t earn it!