F3 Knoxville

Heavy PT at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 62 and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey over to the Smoke house

THA-THANG:

  • CMU Squat Press: 12 reps
  • CMU Lunges: 10 reps per leg
  • CMU Deadlifts: 12 reps
  • CMU Merkins: 15 reps
  • CMU Bent-Over Rows: 12 reps
  • CMU Russian Twists: 20 reps (10 per side)
  • CMU Farmer’s Carry: Set distance or duration (e.g., 50 meters or 1 minute)

Repeat exercises 1-7 for a total of 3 rounds ish. Ended up doing more 😉

Cool-Down (5 minutes):

  • Light stretching

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Chasing Light Poles

THE SCENE: Upper 50s and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Some stretching and warming was accomplished.
THA-THANG:
Run to a light pole and do 10 jump squats, 10 merkins, and 3 burpees.  Run to the next light pole and do the same set of exercises, same reps.  Run to the next light pole, etc.  Once back at the first pole, do 23 SSHs on a 4 count.  Then repeat until time.  There were 19 stops per lap around the park, but we did some light poles twice because we passed them both ways.  Most of us made it to 24 light poles, but Snitch and Mouthwash made it to 27.  Potato Head had to leave early or he would have done 30 something.

Fellowship mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
We had time to do ATMs to cash out before the weekend.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

My 23rd anniversary is tomorrow.  Be nice to your wives, especially if you have kids and are busy.  Nuff said.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers were said, especially for everyone traveling for the summer.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill on Monday

“You’re Not Handsome Enough to Be Blindside” and other rude things PAX say

THE SCENE: Gagging, I mean gorgeous.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

An unnamed, smart-mouthed PAX besmirched the good name of Krystal.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats — All IC x12 (also known as a sackful)
THA-THANG:
A number of hot, steamy, onion-scented exercises were performed. These included:

  • Bermuda Triangle: Squats, Squat Jumps, and UGA Cheerleaders at the corners; lunge between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • Bermuda Triangle: Box Cutters, BBS, and Flutter Kicks at the corners; bear crawl between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • 12s (*ahem* also known as a sackful): american hammers at top of the world, step-ups at bathhouse pavalon — recover was called before finishing, because sometimes it’s wiser to stop

MARY:
Nah
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12, of course
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your best, pay attention to details, have a great attitude.
MOLESKIN:
There were some sad clowns playing pickleball outside of the posted hours.

Also, two HIMs who I’ve worked out with almost every week for years—who have a profession in common—just met each other today. Good reminder to break your routine every once in a while.

 

10 Stations; Several Miles

THE SCENE: Clear and chilly morning. Meteor Shower was spotted by some

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done by AOQ while the Q finished laying out cardboard, I’m assuming it was done satisfactorily. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x15 | LBAC IC x10 each way | Cherry Pickers IC x5 | Little bit of this, a little bit of that

THA-THANG:

Start at Flagpole, 10 Stations, run inbetween, 2 laps 

Stations:

  1. Coupon Curls 30 (120)
  2. Squats 40 (160)
  3. Merkins 20 (80)
  4. Side Straddle Hops 20. (80)
  5. Imperial Walkers 40 (160)
  6. LBCs 40. (160)
  7. One Legged Mekins (alternate every 10) 20 (80)
  8. Flutter Kicks 30 (120)
  9. Freddie Mercurys 40 (160)
  10. Bobby Hurleys 20 (80)

Farmer Carry Partners:

  • One partner carries both CMUs clockwise around track
  • Other starts running counterclockwise
  • Switch when you meet
  • 2 Runs, 2 Carries

MARY:

PAX-led Mary at the Flagpole, Fellowship Mosey™ back to Shovel-Flag

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

15 HIMs. 4 PreRuckers. 0 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Hope is not a plan

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill Sponsors! 

Part of Your World

THE SCENE: Cool, but Spring
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs,Tempo Squats,Tempo Merkins, Gradycorns, Cherry Pickers
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

Circuit 1 (12 minutes) 12 reps each, rotate through
CMU Chest Press
CMU Overhead Press
Block Merkin
Shoulder Taps
Rest (1 minute)

Circuit 2 (12 minutes) 12 reps each except LBCs, rotate through
Lunges
Goblet Squat
Murder Bunnies
LBCs 25 reps
Rest (1 minute)

Circuit 3 (12 minutes) 12 reps each except LBCs, rotate through (Made it around 7 due to time check)
CMU Curls
CMU extensions
Blockees
American Hammers

MARY:
Flutter kicks for a minute
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be compassionate

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
EFHR Friday 4/14 8p-12a