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Spooooooky Workout

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Cheney
PAX: Bookman, Stripped, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Snowbird, Madoff, Cheney
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Cherry Pickers, Grady Corns and TN Rocking Chairs

THE THANG:
Circuit 1: Serial Killer’s Corner
– Leg Lifts: 20 reps
– Merkins: 20 reps
– Plank Jacks: 40 reps
– LBCs: 40 reps
(Repeat)
Circuit 2: Spiders’ Bathhouse
– Squats: 20 reps
– Lunges: 20 reps per leg
– Wall Sits: 40 seconds
– Calf Raises: 40 reps
(Repeat)
Circuit 3: Stonehenge Crypt
– Incline Push-ups: 20 reps
– Step Ups: 20 reps
– Plank Holds: 40 seconds
– Bear Crawls: Once around stonehenge
(Repeat)
Circuit 4: Hypodermic Hill
– CDDs: 20 reps
– Gas Pumpers: 20 reps
– Shoulder Taps: 40 reps
– BBSs: 40 reps
(Repeat)

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: One Knox this weekend and Flag Handoff at dogpound coming next month

COT: Vulnerability feeds Trust

Disc Golf-ish

AO: dogpound
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bail Bonds, flyball, Madoff, Mayberry, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
We did
THE THANG:
Chased a Frisbee around the AO. Varying modes of travel to the Frisbee and exercises once we arrived at it.

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
One Knox Friday, Dad Camp in August

COT: remember to keep pushing yourself, especially when things seem easy. Don’t get complacent.

Large Straights are just as Important as Yahtzees

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Stripped, Smithers, Madoff, Cheney, Bookman, Headgear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Motivators (7)
TN Rocking Chairs
Gradycorns
Moroccan NightClubs
Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
1s – Hand Release Merkins
2s – Total Flamingos
3s – Gas Pumpers
4s – Merkins
5s – LBCs
6s – Calf Raises

3 of a kind – Total Dips
4 of a kind – Total Star Jacks
Full House – 10 Squats
Small Straight – 10 Incline Merkins
Large Straight – 10 each Leg Bulgarian Split Squats
Yahtzee – 10 Burpees
Chance – 1/2 total Manmakers

Loser takes runs to bath house 5 pull ups while winners do Imperial Walkers

MARY:
Something similar to a trademarked friendship walk back to the shovelflag

ANNOUNCEMENTS: OneKnox tickets until 6/11

COT: June is Men’s Mental Health Month. Check in on your dudes and yourself

Earmuffs is a Beast!

AO: dogpound
Q: Earmuffs (Dan Studt)
PAX: Aladdin, Madoff, Junk (Sam Yoakum), Lightweight, Einstein, Pew-pew, Bartman, Mayberry, Nixon
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH
Arm circles
Imperial Squat Walkers
Tempo Squat
Calf raises
THE THANG:
Mosey up the hill
3 x 15 dips along the rail

Core Work – 20 each, 4 count on most, 2 sets+1
Freddy Mercury
Box Cutters
LBCs
Flutter Kicks
American Hammer

Legs at the Hill – Up to Dwayne Johnson for 5 jump squats
20 each
Squats
Lunges
Calf raises (in, out, front – on the stairs – 60 total)
Bulgarian Split Squat (foot on the curb)
Super Mario

Arms by the Backbone –
10 Decline Merkins
10 CDD
10 Shoulder Taps
5 Resistance Pull-ups (5 count down)
20-count hang (1 Mississippi)

MARY:
Knoxville Cherry Picker
Quad stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See the newsletter

COT: Marriage is a model of God’s relationship with his Church and each of us. Earmuffs said some amazing things and challenged us to care for our wives as Christ cares for His church.

Do The Hard Things

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Blindside
PAX: Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Madoff, Snowbird, Mouthwash, Bookman, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Smithers, Blindside, Tinactin
FNGs: 1 Tinactin
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

Ribbed’s Patented Warm-up: 1 Squat

THE THANG:
The Snake
5 Stations, 3 exercises per station, 5 rounds, Deescalating # of Reps. Mosey to each station, Mosey back to 1st station after completing the 5th station. Do exercises again doing the next lowest # of reps.

The Stations/Exercises/Reps:
1. Dock
1. CCD, BBS, Mountain Climbers
2. 25, 20, 15, 10, 5 reps
1. Rockpile
1. OH Press, Rows, Curls
2. 20, 16, 12, 8, 4 reps
1. Bathhouse
1. Pull-ups, LBCs, Wide Merkins
2. 15, 12, 9, 6, 3 reps
1. Splash Pad
1. Dips, Derkins, Imperial Squat Walkers
2. 10, 8, 6, 4, 2 reps
1. Top of the World
1. Lunges, Apollo Onos, Burpees
2. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 reps

MARY:
Fellowship Mosey return to Shovel Flag

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, Ribbed is the new Comz Q

COT:
I don’t like this workout. It is just enough running to tick you off. But I had a conversation yesterday with a friend that I preferred golf over tennis because “My cardio isn’t up for tennis right now.” After I said that, I immediately planned to do this Q because I didn’t like that I said it.

Do the hard things! Do the right things!