F3 Knoxville

“You’re Not Handsome Enough to Be Blindside” and other rude things PAX say

THE SCENE: Gagging, I mean gorgeous.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

An unnamed, smart-mouthed PAX besmirched the good name of Krystal.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats — All IC x12 (also known as a sackful)
THA-THANG:
A number of hot, steamy, onion-scented exercises were performed. These included:

  • Bermuda Triangle: Squats, Squat Jumps, and UGA Cheerleaders at the corners; lunge between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • Bermuda Triangle: Box Cutters, BBS, and Flutter Kicks at the corners; bear crawl between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • 12s (*ahem* also known as a sackful): american hammers at top of the world, step-ups at bathhouse pavalon — recover was called before finishing, because sometimes it’s wiser to stop

MARY:
Nah
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12, of course
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your best, pay attention to details, have a great attitude.
MOLESKIN:
There were some sad clowns playing pickleball outside of the posted hours.

Also, two HIMs who I’ve worked out with almost every week for years—who have a profession in common—just met each other today. Good reminder to break your routine every once in a while.

 

It’s Gonna Be May (Metric)

THE SCENE: Muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Warm ups? We don’t need know stinkin’ warm ups
THA-THANG:
May Metric Workout

MARY: None
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable). None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.” Woodrow Wilson
MOLESKIN:
Some HIM stuff went down. TCLAPS to Stripped and Mouthwash for changing Choir Boys flat tire. No third leg was affected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill and something else.

Adventures in Babysitting

SCENE: Bright and Warm

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x36
  • Grady Corns ICx36
  • Rockettes IC x18

THA-THANG:

Nines – Step Ups (4ct) at Flag Circle. Merkins at playground.

Nines – Squats at playground. Dry docks at Bermuda Triangle.

Nines – Lunges (each leg) at Bermuda Triangle. Dips at the pavalon.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: Thanks. 

10 Stations; Several Miles

THE SCENE: Clear and chilly morning. Meteor Shower was spotted by some

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done by AOQ while the Q finished laying out cardboard, I’m assuming it was done satisfactorily. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x15 | LBAC IC x10 each way | Cherry Pickers IC x5 | Little bit of this, a little bit of that

THA-THANG:

Start at Flagpole, 10 Stations, run inbetween, 2 laps 

Stations:

  1. Coupon Curls 30 (120)
  2. Squats 40 (160)
  3. Merkins 20 (80)
  4. Side Straddle Hops 20. (80)
  5. Imperial Walkers 40 (160)
  6. LBCs 40. (160)
  7. One Legged Mekins (alternate every 10) 20 (80)
  8. Flutter Kicks 30 (120)
  9. Freddie Mercurys 40 (160)
  10. Bobby Hurleys 20 (80)

Farmer Carry Partners:

  • One partner carries both CMUs clockwise around track
  • Other starts running counterclockwise
  • Switch when you meet
  • 2 Runs, 2 Carries

MARY:

PAX-led Mary at the Flagpole, Fellowship Mosey™ back to Shovel-Flag

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

15 HIMs. 4 PreRuckers. 0 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Hope is not a plan

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill Sponsors! 

That’s what it’s called

THE SCENE: 54
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Side Straddle Hops
  2. Dynamic stretching (arm circles, leg swings, hip circles)
  3. High Knees
  4. Butt Kicks
  5. Lateral Shuffles

THA-THANG:
Partner up and mosy to the tennis court:

This workout is designed to be performed in a group setting, with individuals rotating between stations. Each station lasts for 1 minute, followed by a 30-second rest before transitioning to the next station. Complete the entire circuit 3 times for a full workout.

  1. Bobby Hurley: Focusing on proper form and explosive power.
  2. Bear Crawl Slides: Participants start in a defensive stance with feet shoulder-width apart and perform lateral bear crawls, maintaining a low position and emphasizing quick footwork.
  3. Carolina Dry Dock High-Fives: Partner up, face each other in Carolina Dry Dock positions, and perform Carolina Dry Docks simultaneously. At the top of the Carolina Dry Dock, high-five your partner with opposite hands. Alternate hands after each Carolina Dry Dock.
  4. Merkins for time: you know what to do
  5. Traveling Lunge Walks:
  6. Plank with Basketball Rolls: Partner up and face each other in plank positions. Roll a basketball back and forth between partners, using one hand at a time to maintain the plank position.
  7. Sprintervals: Set up cones or markers at increasing distances. Participants sprint to the first cone, touch the ground, sprint back to the starting point, and repeat for each cone.
  8. Wall Chair with Chest Passes: Partner up, and have one person perform a Wall Chair (Wall Sit) while the other stands a few feet away. The standing partner throws chest passes to the Wall Chair partner, who catches the ball and passes it back.
  9. Burp ‘n’ Ball: Set up a basketball hoop or use a wall as a target. Participants perform a burpee, then immediately jump up and touch the backboard or the designated target on the wall.

MARY:

  1. Slow Jogging or Walking
  2. Static stretching (hamstrings, quadriceps, calves, hip flexors, shoulders)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Here is what ChatGPT4 has to say about Consistency. (not as good as what I said)

“Consistency refers to the quality of being uniform, stable, or constant in something over time. In various contexts, consistency can have different meanings:

  1. Behavior or habits: Consistency in behavior or habits means maintaining regular patterns, routines, or actions. For example, consistent exercise or consistent work performance demonstrate stability and reliability.
  2. Thoughts and beliefs: Consistency in thoughts and beliefs refers to having a coherent and logical set of ideas or values that do not frequently change or contradict each other.
  3. Quality or performance: Consistency in quality or performance means maintaining a specific standard or level of output over time, without significant fluctuations or variations. For instance, a product’s consistent quality ensures that customers receive the same experience every time they use it.

In general, consistency is often considered a desirable trait, as it demonstrates reliability, dependability, and predictability. It can build trust, enhance relationships, and contribute to personal and professional success.”
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.