F3 Knoxville

It Was Paul’s Fault

THE SCENE: WE FINALLY SAW THE DADGUM MOON.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Administered accordingly
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH,Tempo Squats,Cherry Pickers, Gradycorns
THA-THANG:

Look: Y’all don’t realize that it was all Paul and Linda that broke up The Beatles. Yoko is wildly misunderstood and one of the greatest artists of the 20th Century. She gifted us some amazing songs and shared her husband’s (can’t remember his name) musical gifts with the world. You should all be thankful for her that he was able to continue on after Paul stole the band away and broke it up.

We had some Tabata at the Splash Pad benches to some Jingle Rock n’ Roll. 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest, do it 8x then rest for a minute.

  • Dips
  • Step Ups
  • CDDs
  • Run from the splash pad, to the bath house, around stonehedge, then back to splashpad
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Lunges

Mosey to the bath house for 50 second wall sits, then watch YHC fall flat on his keister.
Mosey to Flagpole for a 30 sec plank.
Fellowship(TM) Mosey to the #shovelflag. Will request to start implementing Friendship Mosey in the future. Ask Blindside what that is.
MARY:
Nada.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX, No FnGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Get your rest you animals. We can only be our best when we’re feeling our best.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Judge not

THE SCENE: 59 and wet but the rain cleared out right before the beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

5 cherry pickers

10 count motivators

10 count OH Claps

10 Seal claps

10 Moroccan night clubs

10 Tie Fighters

10 Reverse Tie Fighters
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Flag pole.

  • a little of a like a Tabata
  • 7 rounds 20 seconds on and 10 seconds rest
  • merkins
  • squats
  • BBS
  • Step ups

Mosey to the playground

  • 7’s with burpees and pullups at the bathhouse.

afterwards fellowship mosey back to the AO

MARY:
NA
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 7:1-6

Remember this with your children.

Burning those leftovers

THE SCENE: 34 and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the upperparking lot. circle up for some windmills, merkins, squats and stretching

Mosey to the backbone hill with 10 burpees on the way
THA-THANG:
Starting at bottom of the hill

15 x merkins.

run to the top of the hill 15 x CDC

Run to Backbone  3 x pull up 5 x knee up

run back to the bottom. Rinse and repeat till the time is called

MARY:
@earmuffs led us in ab work and we finished with 10 more merkins.. cause we can.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Giving Tuesday. Make sure to give to your favorite charity!
MOLESKIN:
Get comfortable being uncomfortable. Whatever the pain is embrace it. Whether it is cold and rainy or running up that big ass hill.  It will never get easier but you will become better. Embrace the suck. AYE!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party and parades this weekend. Sign-ups are on Slack. Make it a great day men!

Stolen Volvo? Just another Monday at The Equalizer.

THE SCENE: Met at bathhouse due to abandoned Volvo & the associated sheriff’s deputies. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills | SSH IC | Rockettes
  • cherry pickers IC

THA-THANG:

  • Bearmuda Triangle – THREE rounds, drop five reps on each round
    • 20 Merkins, bear crawl to next corner
    • 20 BBS, crawl bear to next corner
    • 20 Squats, mosey to next corner
  • Splash Pad – Playground – five rounds, drop reps each round, lunge back
    • 25 Dips
    • 25 Step-ups
    • 25 V-ups
    • Run to playground, perform 5 pull-ups, return to splash pad

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

PRAYER

It’s freaking cold! And my arms don’t work

THE SCENE: Flipping cold (29 deg) for East TN
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome back Ratchet!!!0

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x20, Cherry Pickers IC x5, Some ‘o dis/dat.
THA-THANG:

To the coupon pile. Scoop an appropriate coupon for reps, partner up and carry overhead to the thunder dome.
SLOWDOWNS !
  • curl
  • OHP
  • Tri
  • Throw-in
  • Chest press
  • Lunge
  • Squat Press
  • Sumo Squats
  • Calf Raise
  • V-ups
  • LBCs
Everyone in the circle, pick an exercise to do.
AMRAP while partner runs a lap, picks another circle, does the exercise there and returns.
Circle exercises:
25 Merkins
25 CDD
100 SSH
15 Burpees

MARY:
Ab cycle courtesy of I-beam.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“What causes quarrels and what causes fights among you? Is it not this, that your passions are at war within you? You desire and do not have, so you murder. You covet and cannot obtain, so you fight and quarrel. You do not have, because you do not ask. You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.” ‭‭James‬ ‭4:1-3‬ ‭ESV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/59/jas.4.1-3.ESV
I have what I would call a great marriage. My wife and I love each other, our children know that and know that we love them. We work hard together, we are generous with our time and resources, serve in our local church and schools and try to love those around us as best we can. We recently had an extended argument, which is unusual for us. This lasted for several days and brought with it several uneasy night sleeps, multiple disjointed exchanges, and a few hurtful words. It doesn’t take much, even in a great marriage for any of us to start feeling like things are “off,” and, if you’re anything like me, for us to start feeling as if we’re not getting what we “deserve.”
That is James’ whole point in this passage. We want things, and often feel as if we deserve, or even are owed things. Blessings, success, accolades, promotions, respect, love, intimacy, even just fun. When we don’t get what we think we “deserve”  it’s easy to get frustrated, even bitter. Quarrels, strife, anger follow quickly.
Sometimes we even ask for these things, or negotiate for them, or explain why we must have them. How often when we do this are we altruistic? How often when we do this are we looking for someone else’s benefit? How often, on the other hand, are we just being selfish. I want what I want and I want it now. In all reality, what I deserve is Hell and death. Anything better than that is a blessing, a gift.
I don’t deserve my wife, I don’t deserve my great marriage, I don’t deserve my great kids, and I don’t deserve you men. I certainly don’t deserve Jesus sacrifice on the cross to pay for my selfish, boneheaded stupidity. That’s the beauty of gifts that are freely given out of love and sacrifice, we don’t deserve them and so we, at least should, appreciate them that much more.
Look at what you have been striving for lately that you think you “deserve“ and reevaluate whether that’s true or if it’s just some stuff that you want. On the other hand, look at the gifts in your life that you don’t deserve and choose to appreciate them more.

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MOLESKIN:
T-claps to the men that showed. This is the time of year we start thinning out. Everyone needs to be pushing hard to keep the PAX together and lock shields..
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.