F3 Knoxville

Spring Cleanin’

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Stitch, Waxjob, Honeydew, Crawlspace, Lizzy, Anchorman, Dumpster Dive, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– mountain climbers
– down dog
– Up dog
– Calf stretch
– Runner stretch
– Extra wide merkins
– Baby arm circles
– Hallelujahs

THE THANG:

The CMU pile looks terrible. Besides the fact that all of our good coupons have been pinched, a big rubble pile has developed. It was time to clean up the house a bit and take stock of our supply.

So today we picked up as many of the broken pieces carried them to and dropped them in my trailer then did an exercise listed on a card. Repeat till all of the debris was cleared and the trailer was full. We then organized the CMUs. These are the exercises.

10 shoulder taps
10 squats
10 extra wide merkins
10 SSH
10 Big Boys
10 Diamond Merks
10 Flutters
10 Iron Mikes
10 mountain climbers
1 burpee

After clean up was over we ran to the pull up bar. We worked on slow pull downs. Start at the top and slowly drop taking about 10 secs each time. Do it about 3x. While waiting hold plank or alternate between 15 merkins and 15 squats.

Finally we ended up at the playground for a mini obstacle course. Start at the bench and do 15 dips, go down the slide, do 3 burpees, go to swings and do 15 reverse rows, then do 15 chuck Norris merkins, and finally mosey across the bridge and back around to the bench where we started. We did this 3x. Held plan for the 6.

MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FORG3 ascent is this weekend

COFFATERIA:
Went to Dunkin after for liars corner. Eliza joined us. It was fantastic.

COT:
I hope everyone had a great Easter weekend. I hope you all have taken a moment to ponder the mystery. Did you ever wonder if Easter wasn’t real? Maybe it is all fake? We can certainly say that the course of Western History was changed for the good because of the events around Easter. Something did happen. But really the point of Easter is that God brings the dead to life. It’s a revolutionary concept that if we believe our lives cannot be the same. The living don’t act like dead things. That’s just not logical. If alive, why act like a corpse?

So do you think Easter happened? Do you live like it did?

Put it in reverse Terry

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, The Situation, Honeydew, slappy, Tonka, Mermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
We mostly avoided the rain while taking the old faithful route in reverse. Tonka and I managed one lap around the school before 0515, and the group added another at the end as we were killing the last few minutes.

In my men’s bible study last night, we are in Acts 2 (I don’t want to go too deep here because you get into some controversial theology), and this analogy was shared with the group. Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters recently canceled his tour to deal with the backlash from an affair that bore a child. Grohl has been known as a family man and this was devastating news for his family & fans, enough to cancel the tour. While Grohl did not issue a public apology, he did issue this statement:

“I’ve recently become the father of a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage. I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We’re grateful toward all the children involved, as we move forward together,”

While he did not issue a public apology, and I’m not sure he needed to, he did not make any excuses. He owned his transgression, and made no excuses. Too many times, we are quick to be defensive and assign blame. I do this with my wife, and she gets so mad at me. She holds me accountable and I get defensive and explain away the problem instead of just saying you know … you are right. We (me) are too quick to assign blame, instead of just being a man and owning our transgressions no matter how great or how small. I don’t condone Dave Grohl’s actions, I don’t even know the man, but I respect that he is taking responsibility, and that he is owning the path to forgiveness with is family and others involved. I think that is a pretty good model for each of us to consider when faced with forgiveness, step up be a man, own the situation, and whatever consequences come with it.

[downrange] Train Wreck Burlington NC

AO: downrange
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Mermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
Lots of guys with the same names as some Knoxville friends. This park was pretty cool. It had amusement rides and great features. Their “Matlock” ran us all over the park doing 7’s and 11’s along the way.

COT:

Still cold in April

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Mermaid, Honeydew, slappy, The Situation, Booster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
we took old faithful, and caught up with Booster and The Situation