F3 Knoxville

You have zero body fat

AO: shamruck
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Dumpster Dive, Mermaid, Jon Boat, Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), The Situation, Trojan, Snaggletooth
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warmup ssh, baby arm circles, Michael Phelps

Workout
Go over to the track and at the 4 quarters do 20 each corner, clean and press, merkins, sissy squats, lunges. Backwards steps up the stadium.

[westhillsotb] I may have been wetter after this workout than when it rained

AO: westhills-ruck-otb
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Spellcheck, Borg, Mermaid, Steam, Lizzy, Single (Ryan Chambers)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
This was a simple workout in design, difficult in practice.

We warmed up and did S L O W (the correct way) cherry pickers, and a few other things before grabbing our bags, and additional sandbags and kettle bells and went to MOTO hill. At the top of the hill, we set the heavy things down and did a set of 20 Monkey Humpers in Cadence at the entrance to the West Side Y. We picked up our heavy things, and went back down the hill.

I explained the Ruck Tabata, which was 6 stations, for 1 minute each, 15 seconds in between stations for a total of 6 times. We were encouraged to wear a vest or ruck at 20-30lbs, then we had weight options at each station if you wanted to dial up the workout. The statins were as follows:
Sandbag Thrusters
Merkins
Sissy Squats
Curls
Good Mornings
Rest

The total elasped time of the above was about 45 minutes, so another trip up Moto hill was in order, to revisit Monkey Humpers and the entrance where we bumped into Swimmies.

We then had a COT talking about the amazing COT that Commission shared on Friday focused on 1 Kings 19:19-21.

Where in your life do you need to be as committed as Elisha?

Dora and the Ultimate Beatdown

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Base Salary, Jardet, Mermaid, Oscar Meyer, Eliza, Tinker, Anchorman, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Stitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: chicken fat song, Willie Mays Hayes

THE THANG: Dora workout with partners. 200 Merkins, 200 imperial Squat Walkers, 200 flutters (2count) – MOT: 40 yard run and back

Ultimate Frisbee

MARY: plank, Merkin, bear crawl to the middle and slap hands, crawl bear out, 2 merkins, back to the middle slap hands, repeat with 3X

Al Gore til time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:forgot those

COT: “Never pay back evil with more evil. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable. Do all that you can to live in peace with everyone. Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say, “I will take revenge; I will pay them back,” says the Lord. Instead, “If your enemies are hungry, feed them. If they are thirsty, give them something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals of shame on their heads.” Don’t let evil conquer you, but conquer evil by doing good.”
‭‭Romans‬ ‭12‬:‭17‬-‭21‬ ‭NLT‬‬

1st Q In My 30s – Track WOD

AO: shamrock
Q: Steam
PAX: Pom Pom, Base Salary, Curveball, Commission, Caveman, Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Mermaid, Crawlspace, Skidmark, Lizzy, Smoked Pickle, Lil’ Spice, DeVito, Flower Pot, Stitch, Gringo, Twitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP
– Mountain Climber: 15×4
– Merkin: 15×4
– Imperial Walker: 15×4
– Rockette: 15×4
– 3 burpees

THE THANG
(Mosey to the track – via side entrance by the baseball field)
– Whiteboard on track

(1) Cash In Lap
– 15 iron mikes
– Run to the opposite side
– 15 dry docks
– End up back here

(2) 6 Laps
– 6 total laps
– Reps at each end of the track
– 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 = 6x
– Each round will have 1 X for both ends of the track. So in 1 full lap, you’ll hit two rep stations
– 1 — Burpees (5)
– 2 — Squats (10)
– 3 — Merkins (15)
– 4 — LBCs (20)
– 5 — Imperial Walkers (25)
– 6 — American Hammers (30)

(3) Cash Out Lap
– 15 Apollo Onos
– Run to the opposite site
– 15 Apollo Onos
– End up back here

Last lap — mosey the curves, sprint the straightaways

(Mosey back to the flag for Mary)

MARY
Core 4
– Flutter Kicks: 15×4
– Hello Dolly: 15×4
– LBC: 15×4
– Box Cutters: 15×4

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– Summer Convergence: UnCOVEred on 7.13.24
– uncovered-summer-convergence for more info
– Summer SWOLEstice — see Mermaid’s post in the f3knoxvillemain channel from yesterday
– Marine Corps Mud Run — August 31 in Maryville
– See Lizzy for more info

COT
“I wish the ring had never come to me,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

– Time is the only non-renewable resource — invest it well
– The investment of time we make in F3 furthers the mission, and we see the ripple effects in and outside of F3
– F3 has been a part of my life for close to a decade – and has changed, shaped, and molded me drastically. It’s a gift and privilege to be out here with you men.

ShamRUCK Attendance Record

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Betty, Flower Pot, Eliza, Crawlspace, Honeydew, Tonka, Booster, Pom Pom, Oscar Meyer, The Situation, Mailbox, Mermaid, Baby Boomer, Trojan, Smoked Pickle, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Kevin (Miss Piggie), Lizzy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
18 Men and 2 Dogs tackled the hills of Gulf Wood. Along the way, we found Baby Boomer’s ring doorbell and some monkey humpers. We rounded out with about 3.5 miles and in the COT we talked about positive habit transfer.