F3 Knoxville

Tag: Monstar

Lucky 7’s

AO: the-farm
Q: Bartman
PAX: Oil Check, Aladdin, Choir Boy, Einstein, Monstar, Pew-pew, Badger
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH, tempo merkins, tempo squats, lbac, rockettes, oyo stretch

THE THANG:
7’s: lunges, jump squats, bear crawls in between
7’s: big boys, American hammers, hill run in between
7’s: curl & oh press, dips, mosey in between
7’s: calf raises, parking curb merkins, mosey in between

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: talked about the history of Labor Day. Thanked everyone for their contributions to their work.

OTB Tanning Bed

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler , Mayberry
PAX: Gibbler, Monstar, Mayberry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: some cool exercises to loosen up our weary muscles.

THE THANG: exercises with weight on one side of the pavilion with various methods of matriculation to the other side for some other non weighted exercises and abs and stretching

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: your purpose is greater than yourself and in people. God has a plan for you.

Why? BeCauseway.

AO: the-farm
Q: Waxjob
PAX: I-Beam, Waxjob, Monstar, Mayberry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
A balmy 40 degree morning with a light chill breeze. Mayberry blessed with the Meat Sweats, so we were prepared for him to Elvis at any moment, but he persevered.
WARMUP:
SSH x15 IC
2x Burpees
5x Cherry Pickers
8x Trunk Twist
2x Burpees
15x LBAC each way
10x Tempo Squats

THE THANG:
Briefest of Moseys over to the Toaster to grab some toys. CMUs all around except for Mayberry whose hands are too soft to handle the rough, abrasive concrete surface, so he grabbed his weight plate.

Mall walk the long way to the base of the Causeway, pausing for 20x weighted BBS about halfway.

We have one cardboard at each end of the causeway, each with 6 exercises. One pax at the top, one at the bottom and one in transition at all times.

TOP:
OHP
Curls
Tri Ext
Squat thrust
Lawn Mowers
Alpos

BOTTOM:
Up/Over Merkins
Twist Lunge
Weighted V-ups
American Hammers
Plankle Taps
SSH

Due to the length of the Causeway, this took the balance of the hour.
MARY: None today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Monstar sister (in law? sorry I forget…) is with child. Congrats and prayers for safe carriage.
COT: Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Pavilion dry workout tabata dicey

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler , Waxjob
PAX: I-Beam, Mayberry, Waxjob, Gibbler, Monstar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: stuff to stretch
THE THANG: recycled cardboard workouts and random dice rolls while listening to classic rock.
MARY: stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pablo Escobar is dead and had hippos that are invasive to Columbia. @mayberry has opinions about a lot of songs.
COT: be good to others

Instead of Mayberry

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Monstar, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Utah, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Colonel (Alex Wallace), Lightweight, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH – 20
Plank Marches – 10
5 burpees
Rockettes – 10
Tempo Squats in All Directions – 5 sets
Cherry Picker – 5
Run up the hill – 4 burpees, 20 dips, 3 burpees, 10 slow incline merkins, 2 burpees, run to steep hill in parking area

THE THANG:
5 Sets
Bear Crawl up steep hill, 25 calf raises, walk down steep hill, 10 rocky balboas 4 count
Run to Matterhorn
On the way 5 mucho Chesto
At Matterhorn

3 Sets
5 burpees pull-ups
20 LBC (2 count)
Crawl Bear down hill
Recover walk back to the backbone

Indian Run back to AO

MARY:
Box cutters – 20
Gas pumpers – 10 (4 count)
WWII Sit-ups – 5

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Encouraged men to Q once a month and also shared some thoughts about feeling unworthy to lead but that F3 and the Dogpound is a safe place to try something you think you aren’t good at.