F3 Knoxville

99 problems plus one

THE SCENE: 40s and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

One Rep of each exercise

Star jack, merkin, squat, bbs, cmu curl , cmu press
THA-THANG:
99 Problems

  • Perform 99 reps of each exercise. After completion of exercise, run a lap before starting the next . Exercises were
  • Star jacks, merkins, squats, big boy sit ups, cmu curls , cmu presses.
  • If you finished early , Lunge half way down the grinder , jog to end , 10 HR merkins , 15 rows, Jog back , rinse and repeat till everyone is done

MARY:
Hello dolly x 12 ic
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Give thanks of course but if your in a leadership role, give thanks to the men and women that work for you. Yes, they do what they are supposed to but you can still give thanks and appreciate their efforts even if it’s part of their job. Giving thanks can go a long way if you just recognize and thank the efforts of your employee or anyone for that matter MOLESKIN:
We  have 99 problems but don’t let giving thanks be one of them . Give thanks this week but through out the year
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Drifter’s Bday Party

THE SCENE: A brisk 32° morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Soccer warm-up!

Jog across the parking lot, high knees, lunges, butt kicks, open/close the gate, high kicks, 75%, 100%

THA-THANG:
Arm pong

  • 6cups per team
  • 10 upright rows to throw
  • 5 body builders if you make it
  • Clear all the cups
  • Teams throw at the same time
  • People on deck hold Al Gore

Drifter’s steal the CMU

  • Three lanes: 4ct Mtn Climbers, HR Mercins, Gob Squats
  • 10x to move CMU from other team’s base to the middle, 10x to move CMU from middle to your teamst base
  • Teams go at the same time

Took a break lap to reset the CMU game

Mini sea biscuit

  • 15 Big boys
  • 10 tricep dips
  • 5 pull ups

Run lap
MARY:

ABCs with legs together, alternating arm/leg lifts while on stomach, bear crawl

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Playing team sports can get us really competitive and make us feel like we need to beat the other team down. But out here the harder we work the more the other team benefits themselves by keeping up and working hard.

This should be the same in the rest of life. “For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.” Says Paul in Ephesians 6:12 ESV. So whether it’s an apposing political party, or someone at work who seems to have it out for us, or a crazy family member, we need to fight for their benefit. The harder we work at making ourselves better, the more people around us will benefit.

We are all one body and need to work together to help one another

The eye cannot say to the hand, “I have no need of you,” nor again the head to the feet, “I have no need of you.” On the contrary, the parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, and on those parts of the body that we think less honorable we bestow the greater honor, and our unpresentable parts are treated with greater modesty, which our more presentable parts do not require. But God has so composed the body, giving greater honor to the part that lacked it, that there may be no division in the body, but that the members may have the same care for one another. If one member suffers, all suffer together; if one member is honored, all rejoice together.
1 Corinthians 12:21‭-‬26 ESV

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

The Gaunlet

THE SCENE: Mid 40’s and wet
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

5 hillbillies
Jog
5 burpees
Jog
5 merkins
Jog
5 calf raise squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the grassy area at back of the park.
(Gauntlet run is 5 staggered cones across field 30 yds apart with 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 calf raise squats at each cone)
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Scissors x 25
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Iron boys x 25
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Captain Thor 5:20
Repeat
MARY:
Broga:
Warrior 1
Warrior 2
Reverse warrior
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 Men survived the gauntlet including Drifter with a 20lb weight vest!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Rules to teach your son

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carrytwo handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things, give glory to God!
I’m sorry I can’t remember where this came from so I can’t give proper credit.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Help with Habitat this Saturday after the beatdown. Tear down and rebuild of a deck.

Moses & The 10 Commandments

THE SCENE: 30’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

  • Warm-O-Rama
    • SSH – x10 (IC)
    • Tempo Squats – x10 (IC)
    • Hillbilly Walkers – x10 (IC)
    • SSH – x10 (IC)
    • Windmills – x10 (IC)
    • Merkins – x10 (IC)
    • BBS – x10 (IC)
    • SSH – x10 (IC)
  • The Thang
  • Mosey Around Greenway
    • 1st Stop (There is Only 1 God)
      • Tennessee Rocking Chairs – x10 (IC)
      • Intentional Thinkers – x10 (IC)
      • Inch Work Merkins – x10 (OYO)
    • 2nd Stop (You Shall Not Make Idols)
      • Froggie Hops – x10 (IC)
      • Bobby Hurley – x10 (OYO)
      • Smurf Jacks – x10 (IC)
    • 3rd Stop (You Shall Not Take The Name of the Lord your God in vain)
      • Burpees – x10 (IC)
      • Absolution – x10 (IC)
      • Body Builders – x10 (IC)
    • 4th Stop (Remember The Sabbath Day to Keep it Holy)
      • Rest – x10 (seconds)
      • Forward Leaning Rest Position – x30 (seconds)
      • Stargazers – x10 (seconds)
    • 5th Stop (Honor Your Father and Mother)
      • Booyah Merkin – x10 (battle buddy)
      • Crowd Pleaser – 1:1 Merkin : Groiner to 5:5 and back down (OYO)
    • 6th Stop (You Shall Not Murder)
      • Ladder Jacks – 2 of each: SSH, Seal, Smurf, plank, bow and back up for 1rep – x5 (IC)
    • 7th Stop (You Shall Not Commit Adultery)
      • Edward Scissor Legs (Hello Dollys) whatever your comfortable with – x10 (IC)
      • Pickle Pounders – x10 (IC)
      • Monkey Humpers – x10 (IC)
    • 8th Stop (You Shall Not Steal)
      • Tug a War w/Battle Rope!
    • 9th Stop (You Shall Not Lie)
      • 2 min max push-ups
    • 10th Stop (You Shall Not Desire to Possess Anything That Belongs to Another Person)
      • Sprints – x10 (down and back = 1…we got 2 in before time!)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 pax in total
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The word was mixed in with the beatdown. Focused on the 10th commandment in the BOM and how social media makes it easy for one to wish they had something someone else has.  That picture on social media is a moment in time that has others wishing they could be there, or have a life more like the person who posted it.  Don’t fall into that trap.
MOLESKIN:
Seeing how far the pax have come in a years time is a true blessing.  So many of our pax have lost weight, gained new friends, and have strengthen their relationship with God.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Habitat of Humanity opportunity this coming weekend.  I have yet to get the final details and will try to finalize this plan early this week.

Hungry Hungry HIMs

THE SCENE: Perfect weather, dry and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20
LB Arm Circles x12
LB Arm Circles Reverse x12
Little of this, little of that
Squats x15
Go to baseline and job across parking lot
Butt kicks back to second sign then jog rest of way
75% run to far side
100% run back
THA-THANG:
Thanks to Woodshack for the idea and providing all necessary equipment for this Q!

We played some modified hungry hungry hippo. There were four teams of 3 people (one team of 4) spread equidistant from the center.  Everyone did a wheelbarrow to the center and grabbed 4 tennis balls to throw back to their cone, then completed the wheelbarrow back. The whole team did 20 reps of each exercise on the tennis balls (15 reps if you got the orange tennis ball) and then returned the tennis balls to the center and repeated. While doing the wheelbarrow, the other member of the teams would hold Al Gore or a plank.

There were 21 tennis balls with different exercises on them and two orange tennis balls that were 15 bodybuilders. Each team got the orange balls at least twice.

MARY:
Boxcutters x20 before time was up
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 men crushed it this morning with no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Catholics have mass every day of the year and therefore have specific Bible readings every day of the year. Here is the Gospel for this morning:

Luke 15:1-10

The tax collectors and sinners were all drawing near to listen to Jesus, but the Pharisees and scribes began to complain, saying, ‘This man welcomes sinners and eats with them.’ So Jesus addressed this parable to them. ‘What man among you having a hundred sheep and losing one of them would not leave the ninety-nine in the desert and go after the lost one until he finds it? And when he does find it, he sets it on his shoulders with great joy and, upon his arrival home, he calls together his friends and neighbors and says to them, ‘Rejoice with me because I have found my lost sheep.’ I tell you, in just the same way there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous people who have no need of repentance.

Or what woman having ten coins and losing one would not light a lamp and sweep the house, searching carefully until she finds it? And when she does find it, she calls together her friends and neighbors and says to them, ‘Rejoice with me because I have found the coin that I lost.’ In just the same way, I tell you, there will be rejoicing among the angels of God over one sinner who repents.

These passages also remind me of the prodigal son. You see, we all want recognition and it makes us feel good when we are celebrated and told that we are doing a good job. But if we are not careful, we start to get jealous, just as the son who stayed with his father. If we think of the sheep in the passage above as humans, do you think that none of the 99 would be jealous? They did what they were supposed to do, but this other sheep that went off and got lost is getting a party because it came back.

The Bible also tells us that the man who puts money in the collection basket when everyone is watching him and making sure that they know he is contributing has his reward. That feeling he gets from the admiration of others is his reward. We must remember that our reward is in Heaven, and we must rejoice when one of our lost brothers or sisters comes back into communion with us. We should be the ones organizing the party, not the ones getting jealous because someone who was lost is getting that recognition.

MOLESKIN:

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