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Pickett’s Charge

THE SCENE:  Sunny and beautiful although humid.  Temps in 70’s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side-straddle-hops, 5 Burpees, 8 Windmills, 4 Burpees, 8 Cherry Pickers, 3 Burpees, Plank Lifts, 2 Burpees, 10 Little Baby to Big Baby Arm Circles, Forwards and Backwards, 1 Burpee
THA-THANG:
Mosey to beginning of Dragon Tail.  We will do Route 66 up Dragon Tail starting with one and ending with 11 of the following exercises at each light:

  • Jump Squats
  • Big Boys
  • John Travolta (four count or once with each hand)

Pickets Charge to Road to Admin Bldg.  20 Merkins and 40 Baby Crunches at top of steps.

Mosey to Roadway.

Rest and gander at the beautiful view of the river below.

Mosey to the alley way that goes to the northeast corner of the Admin Bldg.  Go to the pile of bricks that is by a big tree.  Each man pairs up with a partner to do Doras.  While one partner is running to the end of the alley, doing ten decline merkins at curb, and running back, the other partner is working on the exercises.  The exercises are done with a pair of bricks.  Each set of partners will do 100 of each exercise.  The following are the exercises:

  • Overhead presses
  • Curls
  • Behind the neck lifts.
  • 100 Rows with brick in each hand and hand at side
  • 100 Squats with bricks above head
  • 100 Wings Forward
  • 100 Wings Up
  • 100 Wings Down

Mosey to road in front of Admin Bldg.  There will be cones placed on both sides of the road.  Go to each cone and do the exercises listed.

  • Cone 1:  20 Hello Dollies (four count).  Lunge to Cone 2.
  • Cone 2:  20 Bicycle Kicks (four count).  Run to Cone 3.
  • Cone 3:  Bernie Sanders up right sidewalk to Flag Pole.  Run back on other sidewalk.  Run to Cone 4.
  • Cone 4:  20 Dive Bombers.  Hop to Cone 5 which will be across the street and a number of yards to the north.
  • Cone 5:  40 Baby Crunches.  Run to Cone 6.
  • Cone 6:  Run down stairs and up stairs three times, staying to right side.  Run to Cone 7.
  • Cone 7:  20 American Hammers.  Bear Crawl to Cone 8.
  • Cone 8:  20 Squats.

Mosey to AO

MARY:
Stretching exercises.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 men with one FNG.  He is Nathan Chesney whom we dubbed “Swimmies.”
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We need to look at time differently when we think of God.

The Greek word “chronos” means time in a quantitative or chronological sense.  Thus, we are speaking of time in the chronos sense when we ask “What time is it?” or say “I don’t have much time left to finish this project.”  The Greek word “kairos” means time in the qualitative sense.  It is not time that can be measured but time that is identified but what happens in it.  We speak of “kairos” time when we say “the time is ripe” or ask “Did you have a good time?”  Jesus spoke in kairos time when he said, in John 2:4 “My hour has not yet come.”  As Frederick Buechner points out, it is in kairos time when the book of Deuteronomy says “there is a time weep and a time to laugh” or says “there is a time to reap and a time to sow.”  (these words were paraphrased in the famous song “Turn Turn Turn” by the Byrds).

When we are caught up (and often miserable) in the pace of the demands of our world (we have phrases for this such as “living by the clock”) we often are not truly enjoying God.  We can feel squeezed by time.  As Henri Nouwen says, time becomes a means to an end rather than moments in which to consider and enjoy God.  In chronos time we can end up believing that the real thing is always yet to come.

Chronos time is important.  We certainly must meet demands and consider the amount of time in which to complete projects.  But we must not forget kairos time.  Thomas Merton said “the Bible is concerned with time’s fullness” the time when the texture and richness of what we are involved in come to be felt and seen.  Time becomes more than what we have to get done.  Time is the experience of all of what life has to give us.

We must work at seeing time in the sense of kairos, not just chronos.  As Henri Nouwen puts it, time from the kairos standpoint “has to do with opportunity, with moments that seem ripe for their intended purpose.”  Nouwen goes on to explain that if we can consider God’s purpose in our experience of time, we can then say, even in difficult episodes, that “something good is happening amid all this.”

So in your days to come, ask yourself “what is God intending for me at this time?”  Whether your experience of a moment is good or bad, ask, “How might God be speaking to me at this moment.  What does God want me to get from this?  What is God wanting to teach me?  Could God be working to help me grow from this difficult experience?  Is God wanting me to share this moment with someone, to learn from another who may have experienced something similar?  Is God wanting me to slow down, to communicate with Him, to pray to Him, to trust Him more, to depend on Him.  Is God wanting to let me know that I am His and that I will be ok?

So, as you move forward, consider time in the sense of the kairos.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The eight workout challenge created by Abscess.

Cheat Sheet Tabtas

THE SCENE: Raining cats and dogs
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout is called the tabtas, this working consist of doing each exercise hard for 20 seconds rest for 10 sec and start right back with this as one team so we fight through this together.  Do 8 rounds of each exercise 4 minutes total per exercise.

  • Mericans
  • LBC’s
  • Burpees
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Flutter kicks
  • Cheatsheet Cherry pickers
  • Walking lunges
  • Side straddle hops
  • High Knees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In 2013 I was robbed(some childhood friends set me up).  This let me to find F3.   Conclusion is I don’t go out any more and nothing good happens after midnight.  God lead me to be a HIM and pour back into the kids at my Alma mater, i mentor the Bearden BB and some FB me being an ex college FB player, thats my way of giving back amen!  

 

Give us shade, please!

THE SCENE:Hot and humid, temp above 90.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side-Straddle Hops, 15 Mountain Climbers, 8 Twisties, 10 Windmills, 10 Rockettes
THA-THANG:
Mosey to top of Roadshow Run.  20 Star Jumps at top, 20 Big Boys at bottom of stairs, 10 Burpees at beginning of Summit, 20 Merkins in Shade at top of summit.

Mosey to shaded area by stop sign at northeastern side of Admin Bldg.  20 Hello Dollies, 20 American Hammers

Mosey to first cone on roadway that is below Admin Bldg.  Run to each cone and do the listed exercise.  Rinse and repeat two more times.

  • First cone:  40 baby crunches
  • Second cone:  20 Smurf jacks
  • Third cone:  20 Squats
  • Fourth cone:  Up and down stairs east of street (twice)
  • Fifth cone:  20 Diamond Merkins
  • Sixth cone:  20 Imperial Walkers (four count)

Mosey to Admin Bldg Front porch.  Go up steps doing five calve raises on each step.  Do 20 Flutter kicks at top.  Go down steps with five calve raises on each step.

Mosey to Boulder Pile.  Take boulder to shade.  20 Overheads, 20 Curls, 20 Squats, 20 Rows.  Repeat.  Throw boulders back on pile.

Mosey to AO. 

MARY:

Planks.  20 baby arm raises hands up, 20 baby arm raises hands down.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Ten men, no FNG’s.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Exodus 20:  8-10:  Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.  Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God.  One it you shall not do any work. . .

Mark 2:27:  And he (Jesus) said to them, “The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath.

God commands us to keep the Sabbath, yet Jesus says that Sabbath was made for man.  God created us.  He knows us and loves us.  In knowing us and loving us, he knows that we need rest.  As men who strive to succeed; who desire to do what is right for our families; who live in a world where we often find ourselves comparing ourselves to others; who are inundated with commercials, speeches, and words from books, magazines, the internet, and other forms of media about living the good life, achieving our dreams; as men who were taught by our coaches and own fathers to give it our all, to put in more than 100% . . . we often work so hard that we wear ourselves thin, wear ourselves out.  When we do this, we can become subject to burnout . . . suddenly work is just that . . . work.  It doesn’t bring us joy, it is just something we have to do to get through the day.  When we get burned out we can become stifled, fatigued, and depressed.

I am guilty of not taking sabbath, of not taking rest.  My wife often comes to my aid by reminding me of the old southern saying, “You gotta sharpen the saw.”  She means that if we don’t take the time to “sharpen the saw”, to relax and rest in order to revive ourselves, we then become dull.  Like the saw that is never sharpened, we do not do our work effectively and efficiently.  We must learn to rest, to take Sabbath, in order to replenish our hearts, our minds, our very souls.

So obey God’s command to keep the Sabbath.  He made Sabbath for you.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Abscess announced that some of us will be going to Chattanooga this Saturday morning to help the F3 brotherhood that is there.  They launched some time ago but have been struggling to increase membership.  Abscess will Q the workout which will begin at 7 am.  We will meet in the area for coffeteria afterwards.

D-Day Memorial Beatdown

THE SCENE: Cool but not cold
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

“Welcome to F3! Fitness – Fellowship – Faith. My name is Steam and I will be your Q this morning”

“I am not a professional & you are here on your own volition – which means I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have.
– As every morning – safety is always number one – if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning – do it, you will not be looked down on and I cannot make that more clear.
– You will leave a better man than when you woke up this morning – if you’ve ever been to F3 you know this – no man left behind – no man left the same
– HOWEVER What you do in the next 45 minutes is up to you. That is the only thing you have control over. You’re here.
– Just like June 6th, 1944, you’re not here for you, you’re here for them (all pax)
– Dwight D. Eisenhower called the D-Day a crusade in which, “we will accept nothing less than full victory.”
– That’s our thesis this morning. “

1) Lock in & Be loud (when we do a cadence – sound off like it’s the last breath you got)
2) DFQ: Don’t Freaking Quit. Don’t Quit on yourself – don’t quit on the men around you.


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH: 20 x 4 (in cadence)

Cherry-Picker: 10 x 4 ( in cadence)

Half-Burpee: 10 x 4 (in cadence)
– 1) drop down to plank
– 2) bring legs in
– 3) push legs out
– 4) back up to stand

Merkin: 20 x 4 (in cadence)

Flutter Kick: 20 x 4 (in cadence)

Baby Arm Circles: 12 x 4 forward & 12 x 4 backward

SSH: 10 x 4 in cadence

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to Cardiac Hill
    • Take the baby hill as a team
  • Cardiac Hill (3+ charges)
    • Mosey down Cardiac
      • Identify key points of contact
    • Gather at bottom fo cardiac
    • Q identifies ways to get up cardiac (path or rough it)
    • CHARGE 1
      • Sprint to clearing
      • Battle buddy drag halfway up the hill – switch
      • Spring to top
      • hold plank
      • 10 – 1 count merkins (UP-DOWN)
    • mosey back down Cardiac
    • 15 SSHs in Cadence led by PAX members
    • CHARGE 2
      • Sprint to clearing
      • Army low crawl up to point of contact (tree)
      • Sprint to the top
      • hold squat until 6 recovers
      • 10 – 1 count merkins (UP-DOWN)
    • Mosey back down Cardiac
    • 15 SSHs led by PAX members
    • CHARGE 3
      • Sprint to clearing
      • Army low crawl or bear crawl to point of contact (tree)
      • sprint to top
      • hold plank until 6 recovers
      • 10 – 1 count merkins (UP-DOWN)
    • EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED \\ REACT & ADAPT
    • Mosey back down Cardiac
    • 15 x 4 SSHs led by PAX members
    • CHARGE 4
      • Sprint to the top full-ass, not half-ass
      • hold plank until 6 recovers
      • 10 x 4 SSHs led by PAX members
      • 10 – 1 merkins (UP-DOWN)
    • EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED \\ REACT & ADAPT
    • Mosey back down Cardiac
    • 15 x 4 SSHs led by PAX members
    • CHARGE 5
      • Form 2 lines
      • American Indian Run to the top
      • Mosey back in 2 lines to AO
  • ABS
    • American Hammers (duh)
    • Flutter Kick
    • Hello Dolly .

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

DogBite – Cozmo – Worm – Pringle – Snitch – Walkabout – Cheatsheet – CatGut – Mr. Jinxy – Redo – Cap’n Crunch – Pfeiffer- Ratchet – Proton – Carney – Ribbed – Fabio – AAA – Gibbler – Compost – Bunny – Savannah – Wallace – Hottub – Possum – SlimShady – Shocko – Dreamer – Woodshack – LightsOut – Butterfly – CodeBrown – Umbro – Steam

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower encouraged Allied soldiers taking part in the D-day invasion of June 6, 1944, reminding them, “The eyes of the world are upon you,” before they embarked on ” a great crusade.”

– it is so hard for us to remember how much has been sacrificed for us to be able to do this today. Think back to when you were 18 & idk what you were doing but I bet it wasn’t jumping out of a boat with bullets flying by your head and into your buddies.

– I think Eisenhower’s reminder of the eyes of the world are upon you still ring true for us today though. As Christian men – Men of Impact – the eyes of the world absolutely are on us and we are without a doubt on a crusade. Keep fighting the good fight and keep the faith. Like I said before you are better men than when you showed up this morning – and none of us would be here without the other.

Movement is Life!

THE SCENE
60 and Clear

Welcome & Disclaimer

 

THE THANG
COP
– SSH x30 (IC)
– Tempo Squats x15 (IC)
– Windmill Merkins x10 (IC)
– Reverse Lunges x10 each leg (IC)
– Arm Circles Forward x15 (IC)
– Arm Circles Backward x15 (IC)

Mosey to back side of the Asylum at the rock pile

 

Flintstone Quarry Carry (5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30)
Every man select a rock (or two).
Individual 30’s on the back hill with rock (going up and down by 5s from x5 to x25 at the top and bottom, total number of reps between the two exercises always equaling 30).  Start at the rock pile and run to the tree on the right.
– Overhead Press x25 (at the rock pile)
– Bent Over Rows x5 (at the tree)

Mosey to field on side of the Asylum.  Once there, partner up.

 

Battle Buddy Pyramid
Battle Buddy 1 runs to the top of the hill does 2 exercises while Battle Buddy 2 does shuttle runs in the opposite direction.  Rinse and repeat.

Each person will do three sets of the exercises in the following order: x5, x10, x15.

We will do 3 Rounds:

Rd 1
– Burpees
– Dry Docks

Rd 2
– Narrow Squats
– Wide Merkins

Rd 3
– Star Jumps
– Superman Swims

Mosey to other side of the front of the Asylum.

 

Grinders
1st Battle Buddy lunges to the first cone, then sprints to second cone, does 2 reps of the exercise while Battle Buddy 2 is jumping air rope.  Switch.

Each round increase by 2 reps until each man does a total of 10 reps in one run.

We did two rounds:
– Rd 1 = Ranger Merkins (hands at should width, elbows in)
– Rd 2 = 4ct Flutter Kicks

 

MARY
American Hammers (4ct) – x15 IC

 

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama (16 PAX)

 

BOM
Be Present

This weekend, YHC took my oldest 2.0 to MTSU.  She’s is attending the Govenor’s School for the arts this summer.  She’s going to be gone for a total of 7 weeks.  She is our oldest and this is the first time she has ever been gone this long.  In many ways it’s prep for next year, she will be a senior in high school.  We had a great day getting her moved in.  We talked, laughed and enjoyed the time.  It wasn’t until I had to leave that it hit me…my role as her father is about to change.  My time with her in my home is passing.  It hit me harder than I could have ever expected, and in that moment I was so thankful to be there with her and for all the memories we shared together.  I’ll be honest, I wept most of the way home.  Not tears of sadness mixed with tears for pride and thankfulness.  I replayed all the times we hung out together, and mourned the times we didn’t.  It was a humbling time to realized just how important family truly is, and how irreplaceable our roles as dad truly are.  It may seem simple, but I also realized something else…you can’t cherish a memory you didn’t make.  The time to plant those seeds has gone.  Whatever relationship I get to enjoy with my kids as adults is sown while they are children.

I’m thankful beyond words for the men in my life who spoke life into me when I was a young dad.  The men who encouraged and exhorted me to be present with my kids while they were young.  We’ve all heard how fast time flies, but I think few of us realize how true it is.  And when it is gone, it’s gone.  There are no “redos” or “start overs.”  Each day is a gift and stewardship, and is connected to the days before it as well as those that come after.  Whenever you are with your family, be fully there!  Make the time, invest, plant the seeds.  I can honestly say I don’t regret a single thing I gave up to be with my daughter, and can testify that the fruit of those memories is the sweetest I’ve ever had.

 

Submitted by Cap’n Crunch