F3 Knoxville

Tag: Munge

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AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Ocho, Baby Face, Biohack, Nosedive, Erector, Munge, TombRaider, Patch Adams, Mathlete, Tom Tom
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH, tempo squats, LBAC, tempo merkins,
THE THANG:
On the back porch: 2 minutes max merkins – this is your income. Double check your W2 by doing your income x2 squats
Mosey to the pool wall and get your dependent info from the top of the fridge with 8 Wall-pees
Mosey to the playground and get your deductions: 3 sets of 5x pull ups and 20x BBS
Mosey to the parallel bars and let yourself down easy when you realize you’re using the standard deduction: 2 sets of 15 inverse rows and 20 Freddie’s
Mosey to the bell and do some calculations: hold a plank for 40 seconds while you calculate the percentage of your outcome, then do the reps.
– 10% diamond Derkins
– 25% step ups
– 30% dips
– 43% split squats
Take it to the post office by making a lap.
But you forgot to write the check, do 25% burpees
Now run it back to the flag
MARY:
Box cutters, basilisks, flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, Forg3 Ascents
COT:
1 Timothy 6:10, Luke 18:18-27
Money is necessary, but we must be careful about our relationship with it. As Paul points out, money is not the root of evil, but the Love of money. This requires constant regrounding and cross checking. In my experience, one of the most helpful actions you can take to support a healthy relationship with money is to make giving your top priority.

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Tom Tom, Mathlete, Ocho, Biohack, Munge, Tomb Raider
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
-Projectivator
-Tempo squats
-Tempo merkins
-Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
1. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
1. Left side plank for 30 sec.
1. Why are you smiling?
2. I know something you don’t know.
3. I’m not left handed
1. Right side plank for 30 sec.
2. My way is not very sportsman-like
1. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
1. Run to the bell.
2. Build immunity to iocane powder.
1. 20 dips
1. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
2. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
3. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
4. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
5. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
6. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
7. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
8. Not to 50! 50 dips
9. Buddy carry halfway across the field as we take Westley to Miracle Max
1. Switch and carry back
1. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
1. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth by the bell
1. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
1. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
1. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
2. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
1. To the pain!
1. Ring of fire.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ezekiel 4:4-6 & 9-12 show God telling Ezekiel to do some very hard things that don’t have an apparent immediate benefit for anybody.

Have there been times in your life, or are you in one now, where things are hard or painful and it doesn’t seem to be for any good reason at all? Remember the promises from the Bible: God is in control. He knows the outcome. He controls the outcome. He has promised good outcomes for those who love Him and are called to his purpose.

Final thoughts: watch out for that Ezekiel bread…

Dutch Royal- Team Biohack vs Team Mathlete

AO: the-project
Q: Flying Dutchman
PAX: Biohack, Erector, Mathlete, Munge, Ocho, slappy, Baby Face, flyball, Flying Dutchman, Patch Adams, Tom Tom, None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
LBC’s forward and reverse, arm stretches, SSH, tempo squats, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry picker
THE THANG:
Mosey to back of library, Biohack and Mathlete picked teams. We had 2 decks of F3 exercise cards, and a paper to track points. Team with most exercises (points) wins. There were three stages. Stage 1, 4 different places around the Project had to be visited with an excercise to be completed before returning. Stage 2, each member of the teams flips cards and does that excercise until the team flips 30 cards total. Stage 3, each member of the team continues to flip cards and go that excercise, but now adding running up stairs and the doing 2 burpees in between each one. Team Biohack did 82 different excercises and Team Mathlete did 80. To be fair, Team Mathlete had one less person.
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
We discussed how we continue to encourage, train up and support each other at F3. The Q today demonstrated that as we worked as individuals, but also teams. II Timothy 1:5. I have been reminded of your sincere faith, which first lived in your grandmother Lois and in your mother Eunice and I am persuaded, now lives in you also. Timothy was trained up by his family first, and the Paul. Lets us continue to train up and support our kids, family, friends, colleagues and anyone we come into contact with.

The Project February Metric

AO: the-project
Q: Erector
PAX: Mathlete, Munge, Flying Dutchman, Tom Tom, Ocho, Erector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
Mosey to the playground, high knees, butt kickers, 15 Moroccan night club, 10 tempo merkins, SSH, little baby arm circles.
THE THANG:
February/August You vs. You
(1) 1.5 mile (2,400 meter) run for time
Distance does NOT have to be precise. Should be approximately 1.5 miles – and the same AO-specific route should be run each time this workout is performed (February / August).
(2) Max BBS in 1 minute
Partner up. Partner can hold your feet, if desired. Arms crossed at your chest or hands behind your head. Elbows touch your knees on “up.” Shoulders touch the ground on “down”.
(3) Max merkins in 1 minute
Partner up. Partner puts his fist on the ground while other does merkins. Chest must touch his fist to count as a rep.
(4) Max pull-ups
Max that can be performed before letting go of the bar. No time limit. Modify as necessary but remember modifications for next time for comparison.
(5) Max burpees in 5 minutes
Standard “full” burpee with a merkin and a jump. Clap or don’t clap….your choice.
MARY:
No time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is a go!
COT:
This morning, I want to talk about our second F, fellowship. Fellowship is an important act that is necessary. It helps us to develop relationships. With those relationships, we can build each other up.
Hebrews 10:24-25 NASB1995
[24] and let us consider how to stimulate one another to love and good deeds, [25] not forsaking our own assembling together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another; and all the more as you see the day drawing near.
We can do more together. We are warned about trying to do things all by ourselves.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 NASB1995
[9] Two are better than one because they have a good return for their labor. [10] For if either of them falls, the one will lift up his companion. But woe to the one who falls when there is not another to lift him up. [11] Furthermore, if two lie down together they keep warm, but how can one be warm alone? [12] And if one can overpower him who is alone, two can resist him. A cord of three strands is not quickly torn apart.
I encourage each of you to find ways to fellowship with others, build relationships, and stand stronger together.

AMRAP in the House of Pain

AO: the-project
Q: Ocho
PAX: Biohack, Tom Tom, Mathlete, Erector, Baby Face, slappy, Munge
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
In the rain, we made our way to OHoP (Ocho’s House of Pain). It was the kind of weather that invited either winter beanies or shorts, depending on your level of crazy.

So we warmed up on the porch. During the warm ups of SSHs, Merkins, and Tempo Squats.

THE THANG:
This was your basic 40 seconds on, 20 seconds off AMRAP.

1. High Knees
2. Squats
3. Plank Jacks
4. Merkins
5. Mt Climbers
6. Apollo Onos
7. American Hammers
8. Pickle Pounders
9. Flutter Kicks

We did FOUR ROUNDS of that. And then called it quits, with our pickles sufficiently pounded.

MARY:
Worked our way around the circle for some Mary. It was great. Truly.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill
and Escape from Haw Ridge are both coming soon

COT:
One big idea this morning: DON’T GIVE UP. Just don’t. In marriage, in work, in your faith, with your friends…don’t give up.