F3 Knoxville

Younger Than Yesterday

THE SCENE: Overcast skies, 55 degrees, 77% humidity.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Drifter on Q:

25 4ct SSH
25x 4ct Smerf Jacks
5x 4ct Good Mornings
5x (each leg) slow hold Iron Mike
Couple of stretches (legs and arms)
25x 4ct Boxer Jack’s
25x 4ct mtn climbers
10x tempo merkins
THA-THANG:
Woodshack on Q:

  • Partner up
  • #1 farmer carries two CMU’s while #2 does 10 Merkins and 10 squats
  • #2 runs to catch #1 and both do 20 CMU curls
  • #2 farmer carries two CMU’s while #1 does 10 Merkins and 10 squats
  • #1 runs to catch #2 and both do 20 CMU curls
  • Repeat the sequence until the upper Bomb Shelter loop of about 0.8 miles is completed
  • Stop at base of Mt. Crumpet.

Snorkel on Q – Elevens on Mt. Crumpet

1 Big Boy Sit-up
1 Hand-Release Merkin

Alternate run/Bernie up Crumpet

10 Iron Mikes
10 Body Builders
Run down Crumpet

MARY:
Side leg swings 4 count x10 each leg, Box cutters x20, Flutter kicks 4 count x15, Slutter kicks 4 count x15, Protractors of various angles, Leg lift sit ups x10, LBCs to cash out.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“My Back Pages” by Bob Dylan lyrics © Audiam, Inc

There are many contenders to my favorite song of all time but I keep coming back to this one first recorded by Dylan in 1964 and covered by the Byrds in 1967, my freshman year in high school. The words by Dylan always cause me to reflect on myself and my actions and the Byrds version makes for enjoyable listening.

Crimson flames tied through my ears, Rollin’ high and mighty traps, Countless with fire on flaming roads, Using ideas as my maps, Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now

I realized early in my career that ideas may be good when pushing the envelop but past experiences should not be discounted. I should not think that I know it all but instead go back to a younger time when I embraced learning

Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth, Rip down all hate, I screamed, Lies that life is black and white, Spoke from my skull I dreamed, Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now

Life is seldom, if ever, filled with absolutes, nevers, or always. More often than not it’s best lived with compromises, concessions, and consensus.  And that can only happen when we engage, connect, and communicate with one another. Become younger and learn from one another. 

In a soldier’s stance, I aimed my hand, At the mongrel dogs who teach, Fearing not that I’d become my enemy, In the instant that I preach, Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now

Man this one hits me hard. My name is Bob. Bobs know everything. At times I need to remind myself to get off the soap box, become a sponge, and soak in knowledge and experiences.  I need to become younger. 

My guard stood hard when abstract threats, Too noble to neglect, Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect, Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now

Don’t subscribe to the philosophy of give an inch – lose a mile.  Sometimes our life experiences harden us and make us old. Become young again and trust. Let go. Don’t be foolish but trust appropriately, then sit back and enjoy the ride.  

Good and bad, I define these terms, Quite clear, no doubt, somehow, Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now

Don’t be the one that determines what is good and what is bad. That has already been done. Leave that to our Father in heaven and let us be the children gathered at his feet that want to obey. 

Jesus said it best in Matthew 18:2-5 when He said, “I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me.”

Let me bring this around to F3. About 5 years ago my youngest son got involved in CrossFit and weight lifting. He ultimately placed second nationally in his weight and age group and qualified for the Pan Am competition. A back injury kept him from going but that really isn’t the reason for this story. About that time Adam was encouraging me to join CrossFit and one evening at the house he was showing me some of the exercises. I barely tried them and commented that I was too old and too “everything” to do them. Knee surgeries, old injuries, and nagging aches and pains had taken its toll. Besides, I was over 60 and had a stoke and heart surgery just a few years earlier.

I don’t know what made me tell I-Beam that I would give F3 a try when he told me about the Bomb Shelter startup. But I did and it is one of the best thing I could have done for myself. And as many have said and many will say, it’s more than the workout. It’s you and who you are and what you believe. It is about this community that we have become in just one short year. I can only imagine and I look forward to continued growth of this great group of men.

I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.

And an added benefit is that I know that several of you will be asked to be my pallbearers because my current list probably won’t make it to my last breath.

God love you all.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Moses and Squiggly recovery and travel mercies for Napster to Atlanta next weekend for Tough Mudder.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Blount Beautiful at 10:00 am this morning from Vienna Coffee House.  Sign up for F3 Knoxville 3 Year Anniversary Celebration on November 3 and 4, 2018.

Bodybuilders in the rain

THE SCENE: About 70 degrees and some nice steady rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20 IC
LB Arm Circles x12 each way IC
Little Michael Phelps
Squats x20
Cherry Pickers x10

THA-THANG:
Do the following exercises at the pavalon:

  • Bent over rows x10
  • Mr. Spectacular x10
  • CMU Curls x15
  • Goblet Squats x20

Then bear crawl across the whole grinder. If you walk or can’t go any further, do 15 burpees and jog to the end (I believe everyone made the bear crawl). Next, do the following exercises at the scrapyard:

  • Pullups x10
  • BBS x20
  • Dips x15
  • Flutter kicks x15 on 4-count

Run down the path to the road and do 5 bodybuilders, then run back around to the pavalon and rinse and repeat. Instead of the bear crawl, lunge to the far edge of the bathrooms and jog the rest of the grinder.

MARY:
Box cutters x30
Captain Thor to 5×20
Protractor (Thanks Snorkel!)
Cash out with some LBCs for 30 seconds
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men strong this morning
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Lately I have had failure on my mind. I lost 30 pounds in my first four months of F3, now I’ve gained some of that back and have not hit my goals. So I feel failure. I failed a couple CPA exams already. Failure. I haven’t really prayed much at all in the last year or two. Failure. But the biggest failure came on Tuesday when we had to put our 2 year old cat down. My wife is an animal lover and especially loved this little cat. She has been depressed and crying for two days now. I can’t help but feel like a failure as a husband because I can’t make it better. Nothing that I say or do will make her feel better or stop her from being sad. But I realized that what I need to do is offer it all up to God. I’ve prayed more in the last two days than I have in the last two years. I’ve been praying for peace for my wife and that led to praying about all of the other things that make me feel like I have failed. I encourage you men to turn to God earlier than I did. Anytime you feel like you have failed, offer it up to God and have a conversation with him. We sometimes feel like it is all on us when in reality, all we have to do is turn our eyes to heaven for some help.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bomb Shelter anniversary Q next Saturday with a “Keep Blount Beautiful” trash pickup on the greenway at 10 for anyone who is available. Also, we have the F3 olympics coming up on November 3rd with a bunch of events that weekend.

Super Mario & Luigi Dora

THE SCENE: 8 Levels of the Mushroom Kingdom
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hops, Cherry Pickers, Little Baby Arm Circle Planks ( 1 arm at a time), Lite 2 min jog

THA-THANG:
Bowser has taken Princess Peach so Mario & Luigi must work together to get through the 8 levels of the Mushroom Kingdom.

  • Level 1 – 1UP and Over (Thrusters with CMU) 100 / Bowser Crawls (Bear Crawl) 100ft, run back
  • Level 2 – Ground Pounds (Dips) 100 / Goomba Walk (Stay low like a squat and walk) 100ft, run back
  • Level 3 – Power UPs (Merkins) 200 / Long Jump (Broad Jump) 100ft, run back
  • Level 4 – Pulling Turnips ( 1 arm rows with CMU) / Star Run, 200ft run and back
  • Level 5 – Power UP Twist (American Hammers with CMU, 2ct ) / Bowser Crawls (Bear Crawl) 100ft, run back
  • Level 6 – Shell Throw (Kettlebells with CMU) / Goomba Walk (Stay low like a squat and walk) 100ft, run back
  • Level 7 – Block Buster ( 1 arm Bobby Hurly’s, alternate arms) / Star Run, 200ft run and back
  • Level 8 – Cheep Cheep Swim (Lay stomach down, alternate left leg and right arm up, then switch) 2ct 100 / Star Run 200ft run and back

MARY (done by Snorkel):
15 Hello Dollys, 15 Slutter Kicks, 15 Box Cutters, 1 min Lazyboy
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
All Tagged.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t grow up.  Remember to have fun in life, play games, laugh, and enjoy our time here on Earth.

So Many Brickees…

THE SCENE: Mild temp. Good humidity. No bad omens to help people guess what was coming

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
some light stretching
Grab two bricks
some Merkins, some squats, good mornings, etc. just checking that everyone’s body is working.

THA-THANG:
Run around the park. Stop at every 5th light post. alternate between “Brickees” (burbees with a brick in each hand), and some other work (WTFs, triceps, squats).

5 reps at 5th light post, 10 at 10th, 15 at 15th…50 at 50th

Back to grinder, keep your bricks
10x Merkins –> Lunge to next station
10x BBS –> Bear Craw to next station
10x 4ct Mtn Climbers –> Crab Walk to next station
10x Box Jumps –> Jog back to start
add 2 reps each time through

MARY:
Box cutters, Bricks up and down, bricks up and down with 6 inches, LBCs, superman/banana, etc.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
All tagged, also one FNG (Hype)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Everybody point North with me (I point south). Everyone pointed south at first and then got confused and tried to figure out where north was by looking around.

What just happened? You all looked for evidence of where north was. At first you looked at me, but evidence of the sun contradicted my account.

When you are looking for truth, you don’t close your eyes and try to feel it out. You look for evidence, but you also have to test that evidence with other sources of truth.

My main source of truth is Jesus who made the claim, “I am the way, the truth, and the life”.

I challenge you all to test that truth claim and see how it holds up. And see how it changes the way you live.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Anniversary stuff coming up soon!

Where is the Creek?

THE SCENE: Mid 60s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Line up on baseline for 5 tempo merkins

Jog across

5 tempo squats

Millennial run back
THA-THANG:

Run down hill by Pav and back up for:
10 BBS
15 Jump squats
20 Merkins
Repeat X 5
7s at scrap yard
6 Pull-ups
Broad jump to cone
1 4-count dry dock
5 rounds of all out sprints across grinder

MARY:
Leg lifts x 15
V-ups x 15
Lazy boys x 3 for about 20 seconds

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Proverbs 12:14
Wise words bring many benefits, and hard work brings rewards.

MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Seabiscuit this Sunday at West HS track at 7 am.

Bomb shelter first anniversary special Q next Saturday the 13th 7 am.

F3 Olympics at the Asylum November 3.