F3 Knoxville

May metric Murph 2025

AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Biohack, Baby Face, Nosedive, Ocho, Flying Dutchman, Tom Tom, flyball, Lt. Dan, TombRaider, Mathlete, Cusack, Artemis, Mooch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
SSH, LBACs, tempo merkins
THE THANG:
The Murph, but quartered.
Start at the playground, run a loop around the civic center, do a quarter of the reps (25 pull ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats), then run another lap. Do that four times. Track how fast you do it or how far you make it. Wear a 20# vest if you wanna take it up.
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill.this Saturday. Signups to run are open. We also need help with breakdown.
COT:
As a rule, when we hear “Success” – that sounds good, and when we hear “Failure” – that sounds bad. But this framework, though common, is not always helpful. In fact, the Q Source enshrines Failure as one of the four fundamental parts of any leadership development process, with the implication that it isn’t just not bad, but valuable. How does that make sense, and what do we do with it?

Making sense of it relies on framing. Failure is bad when you frame the question around the “thing” you are doing, since this result is final. If I set a goal, and I fall short, then I failed, period. But that isn’t really the frame that we care about. The frame of interest encompasses your entire career of action. From this perspective, the outcome of each thing is simply a data point that, when compiled together with other data, gives you information about how your actions and circumstances are connected to outcomes. So, what do we do with that? Here are some conclusions I see.

1) Data does not speak for itself, it is through your attention and intellect that it acquires meaning. So, make sure that you invest your attention and intellect in the activity of processing and understanding the data. Don’t leave it to your subconscious and feelings. A long series of successes might be pleasant to think of as a winning streak, but it might actually be revealing a lack of initiative. A long line of failures might make you feel like a failure (if you let it), but in fact you could be exploring some important territory that you need to understand.

2) Don’t fall prey to the temptation to indulge in the moment. Pride lies in wait to catch you no matter the outcome. In success, the temptation to take credit when in fact it was the Lord who gained the victory. In failure, I see in myself two tendencies. First, to deny my part. But the second is more insipid, to indulge in accusing myself. The person I imagine myself to be chastises the real me, disgusted to be associated with someone so frail/irresponsible/negligent/thoughtless/stupid. This is not helpful. If you can’t believe you failed, you have put your faith in the wrong place. If your failure results in your self destruction, you render it meaningless. In fact, failure often teaches much more than success, if we will learn. So don’t deny the failure, but look right at it, take the lesson with humbleness, make corrections and address my errors (with others if needed), then move along trusting in the forgiveness that surpasses all understanding.

A Saga Begins

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Artemis, Munge, Erector, Mathlete, Flying Dutchman, Ocho, Tom Tom, Baby Face, Mooch, Biohack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Warm up

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
-Projectivator from 6 (only 6 real movies)

Naboo was under an attack
-Tempo merkins

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
-Cherry pickers

But their response, it didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
-Seal Squats

We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
-Shake it out

We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
-Death march to the recruiting center

We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy…
-Grab a block

[Chorus] -5 blockees
Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’, “Soon, I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon, I’m gonna be a Jedi”

-To the stairs; run the stairs between exercises
[Verse 1]
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave?
-30 Heavy big boys

But he can use the Force, they say
-10 Thrusters

Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen?
Yeah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday
-30 Curls

Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go
-30 Goblet Squats

And we were broke, it’s true
So we made a wager or two
-30 overhead press

He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
-10 man makers

[Chorus] -5 Blockees
We started singin’ “My, my, this here Anakin guy”
May be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi””

[Verse 2]
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
-30 heavy lunges

So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midichlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
-30 tricep extensions

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
-hold block over head and stand on 1 leg for 30 sec

They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
-30 2 count American Hammers

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said “Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy”
-5 Urkey Durkeys

[Chorus] -5 Blockees
He was singin’ “My, my, this here Anakin guy”
May be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Today’s word is about Wisdom. Sometimes it is better to stop when you are ahead instead of always pushing for something more or better like George Lucas did with the prequel movies.

How do we know when it is time to stop and be content? Wisdom. Wisdom comes from experience, but also knowledge and from God. The Bible teaches us that if we ask for it, He will grant it.

Seek wisdom brothers.

April Metric

AO: the-project
Q: Tom Tom
PAX: Mathlete, Ocho, Baby Face, Munge, Biohack, TombRaider, Artemis, Nosedive
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

Projectivators
Squats
Willy Mays Haze
Cherry pickers — loosen up those legs!

THE THANG:

YOU VS. YOU WORKOUT #4
April & October Challenge
Each AO should offer this workout at least once during the month of April and October.
Every PAX member should keep track of his own reps and submit scores on the form in the link below.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd3PzswIJNrUsoNEjY53llgqp6bqH3clDy7V9I17T7hdR8M3g/viewform?usp=sharing

Setup:
Use 4 evenly spaced cones or lines, approximately 10 yards / 30 feet apart.

The Workout:
PART 1: RUN
– 10-minute timer
– Begin at Line 1:
1. Run to Line 2 (10 yards) and back
2. Run to Line 3 (20 yards) and back
1. Run to Line 4 (30 yards) and back
1. → That’s 1 rep
– Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes
– Record total reps
– 1-minute rest

PART 2: AMRAP
– 3×2-minute timer (no rest between movements)
– Count total reps (cumulative):
1. 2 minutes AMRAP Side-Straddle Hops (SSH)
2. 2 minutes AMRAP High Knees (count 1 leg)
3. 2 minutes AMRAP Mountain Climbers (count 1 leg)
– 3 minutes rest
– Record total reps from Round 1

THEN… REPEAT THE ENTIRE WORKOUT
Start over from Part 1 and repeat the full circuit. Reset your rep count.

Submit Your Scores (4 Total):
1. Round 1 Run Reps
2. Round 1 AMRAP Reps
3. Round 2 Run Reps
4. Round 2 AMRAP Reps

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill
Camp Biohack
Other family workouts?

COT:

Wisdom with camping
Prayer & fasting for an oppressed girl

Ultimate Frisbe

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Biohack, Ocho, flyball, Baby Face, Tom Tom, Tomb Raider
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
-Projectivator
-Tempo squats
-Tempo merkins
-Cherry pickers
-Calf stretch

THE THANG:

Ultimate Frisbee game. Everyone does a burpee on every turn over. When someone scores, they chose a heavy exercise and number of reps.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leadership Summit
Hardship Hill

COT:
Hardship Hill is a race that is fun and good for F3, but today I want to remind us all why we actually do it.

Hardship Hill raises money for Operation Enduring Warrior that supports combat disabled veterans. They come to the race from out of state and bring a team. Some of the veterans they serve will share their testimonies that are incredible.

Then, their able bodied team members will run the race in a Pro Mask (gas mask) that severely restricts their airflow and makes the task much harder. They do this to show us the hardships that our veterans deal with even if those wounds are invisible.

If you can’t attend the race, but want to support OEW, you can donate to them here: enduringwarrior.networkforgood.com/projects/114843-main-website-page

How to file

AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Ocho, Baby Face, Biohack, Nosedive, Erector, Munge, TombRaider, Patch Adams, Mathlete, Tom Tom
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
SSH, tempo squats, LBAC, tempo merkins,
THE THANG:
On the back porch: 2 minutes max merkins – this is your income. Double check your W2 by doing your income x2 squats
Mosey to the pool wall and get your dependent info from the top of the fridge with 8 Wall-pees
Mosey to the playground and get your deductions: 3 sets of 5x pull ups and 20x BBS
Mosey to the parallel bars and let yourself down easy when you realize you’re using the standard deduction: 2 sets of 15 inverse rows and 20 Freddie’s
Mosey to the bell and do some calculations: hold a plank for 40 seconds while you calculate the percentage of your outcome, then do the reps.
– 10% diamond Derkins
– 25% step ups
– 30% dips
– 43% split squats
Take it to the post office by making a lap.
But you forgot to write the check, do 25% burpees
Now run it back to the flag
MARY:
Box cutters, basilisks, flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, Forg3 Ascents
COT:
1 Timothy 6:10, Luke 18:18-27
Money is necessary, but we must be careful about our relationship with it. As Paul points out, money is not the root of evil, but the Love of money. This requires constant regrounding and cross checking. In my experience, one of the most helpful actions you can take to support a healthy relationship with money is to make giving your top priority.