F3 Knoxville

Tag: Ocho

December metric

AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Biohack, Ocho, OBrother, Icey Hot, Erector, Munge, Flying Dutchman, Mathlete, Haggis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9

WARMUP:
Windmills, cherry pickers, tempo merkins, mountain climbers
THE THANG:
Escalators
1: Burpees x 5
2: 1 + Squat Thrusters with CMU x 10
3: 1-2 + CMU Bicep Curls x 15
4: 1-3 + Merkins x 20
5: 1-4 + Little Baby Crunches (LBCs) x 25
6: 1-5 + Lunges x 30 (15 each leg)
7: 1-6 + Carolina Dry Docks x 35
8: 1-7 + Mountain Climbers x 40 (two-count)
9: 1-8 + Goblet Squats with CMU x 45
10: 1-9 + American Hammer with CMU x 50 (single-count)
MARY:
no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
convergences Jan 6 Arsenal, Jan 20 big ball
COT:
We live in a culture that tends to value masculine virtues like strength and courage, but feminine virtues are just as important. One of these is vulnerability. Vulnerability is showcased especially during Christmas, when God, who is most powerful, chooses to lower himself to the place of the most vulnerable, a baby human, living in a country oppressed by a conquering nation, to poor parents. Jesus demonstrates this virtue throughout his ministry with the climax at Calvary, when he gives himself up to his enemies, though he had legions of angels at his call. He preferred His own suffering and death at their hands over the destruction of His enemies. Vulnerability is necessary for any relationship. Ocho gave us a great quote from CS Lewis’s Four Loves about how vulnerability is a non-negotiable part of love. With those stakes, we better learn to be vulnerable.

Slap-opoly

AO: the-project
Q: slappy
PAX: Biohack, Borg, Boy George, Erector, KickFlip, OBrother, Ocho, Papa Lock, slappy, Tuba (Dylan Cox), Flying Dutchman, Tom-Tom
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
-reach for the stars/hang low
-twistys
-down/up dogs
-go-getters
-jumping spider
-iron mikes
-friendship merkins

THE THANG:
-we separated into 4 teams.
1. Cobra Commanders
2. Chuck Norris’s
3. The Terminators
4. The A-Team

The parking lot was the game board. Each team was given 2 oversized dice. You roll, move that many spaces, and do the exercise (based on the roll). 10 points for every complete lap and 1 pt per stop.

MARY:
-Flutter kicks
-leg lifts with slow hello dollys
-Freddy mercs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-the farm kick off
-Shamruck flag handoff to @Eliza
-1/20/24 big ball convergence

COT:
I listed out some of the top ten statements that I’ve said to myself while doing F3 over the past 4 years. (Don’t have the list with me right now. I’ll update this later)

F3 Quarter Murph Repeats

AO: the-project
Q: Munge
PAX: Erector, Papa Lock, Ocho, OBrother, Tom Tom, Mathlete, slappy, Rocket, Munge
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9

WARMUP:
10 side straddle hops
10 lil baby arm circles, both directions
10 tempo merkins
5 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Execute the F3 Quarter Murph Repeats workout until recovery
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Upcoming Christmas party @ Data’s place
Prepping for Haw Ridge event
COT:
Walking in the Spirit essential for any meaningful Christian life. The Spirit as embodiment of union between Jesus and His Father, also vital in our union with Christ. Identity of being “in Him” primary focus of the Christian walk.

East End Tour

AO: the-project
Q: Mathlete
PAX: Ocho, Icey Hot, Mathlete, OBrother, Comfort Zone, Erector, Papa Lock, TACMAN, Flying Dutchman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9

WARMUP: Projectivators, overhead claps
THE THANG:
Head to recruiting center with a couple sprints along the way.
Before we get blocks, 3 sets of 5: shoulder taps, pickle pounders, iron Mikes, pull-ups
grab blocks and go to bank hill.
15 Heavy LBCs, Freddie’s, and Dolly kicks plus 5 backworms. farmer carry to top and back, short 5 paces and repeat 3 times.
head up to theater steps, pyramid of 5, 10, 15, 20 curls, OHP, Tri Ext, Derkins, stairs between rounds.
then return the blocks and return to flag with a final sprint
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
I gave some perspective on protein that I gleaned from an Art of Manliness podcast: podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5zaW1wbGVjYXN0LmNvbS9henkzM0c4Xw/episode/NWU2NmE3YTktNjAwZi00YWNiLTliMDEtZDlkNmUwMmUzNWRm?ep=14

Basics are you need 0.5 to 0.8 g of protein per pound of bodyweight. Protein synthesis gets kicked off by 3 g of the amino acid leucine, so eat a good protein meal twice a day. Almost impossible to get the 9 essential amino acids on a vegan diet without a dietician.

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: OBrother, Icey Hot, Munge, Mathlete, Ocho, Comfort Zone, slappy, KickFlip, Biohack, Flying Dutchman, Flying Dutchman
FNGs: 1 Flying Dutchman
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
1. Projectivator
2. Overhead clap
3. Imperial Squalker
4. Tempo merkins
5. Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
a. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
4. Left side plank for 30 sec.
a. Why are you smiling?
b. I know something you don’t know.
c. I’m not left handed
5. Right side plank for 30 sec.
6. My way is not very sportsman-like
a. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
7. Run to the bell.
8. Build immunity to iocane powder.
a. 20 dips
9. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
10. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
11. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
12. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
13. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
14. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
15. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
16. Not to 50! 50 dips
17. Buddy carry to the playground as we take Westley to Miracle Max
a. Switch out at the parallel bars
18. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
a. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth to the amphitheater
19. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
a. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
20. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
21. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
a. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
22. To the pain!
a. Ring of fire.

MARY: A few ab exercises with friends.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
Who do we lie to? Others? Ourselves? Our God?

One way we lie to all three is by pretending we will live forever.
Think of your legacy. What do you picture? Money? A business? Heirlooms or possessions?
Which of these will survive 10 years? 20 years? 50? 100? Eternity?

Steve Jobs was one of the most influential people in the world while he lived and continues to be. However, within months of his death, Apple released a product he said they’d never make: the iPad Mini.

Do not lie to yourself and pretend that your material work will leave a legacy for your family. The only true legacy we can leave is by passing our values from the Word of God to others in our lives. The disciples we make will outlive us way longer than any work of our hands.