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Tag: Outhouse

Smiling’s My Favorite

THE SCENE: Glorious.  Mid-50s and the sky was clear along with the lunar eclipse which was awesome.  The grass being wet was not awesome.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20 IC, LBACs x10 IC, SSH x10 IC for Pennies sake, Cherry Pickers x5, Bataan Death March (i.e., single file run, last man does 3 burpees, runs to catch up with group and tags last man in line to do burpees then continues running to the front of the line)
THA-THANG:
7 of Diamonds.  Cones set up approximately 20 yards apart in a diamond/square.  Each round consists of the same exercise at all 4 cones with varying methods of getting to the next cone.  Rep count changes too.

  • Round 1, 7 burpees at each of the 4 corners, bear crawl between cones
  • Round 2, 14 4-ct flutter kicks at each of the 4 corners, crab walk between cones
  • Round 3, 21 merkins at each of the 4 corners, reverse lunge between cones
  • Round 4, 28 squats at each of the 4 corners, crawl bear between cones
  • Round 5, 21 Peter Parker at each of the 4 corners, reverse lunge between cones
  • Round 6, 14 Freddie Mercury at each of the 4 corners, crab walk between cones
  • Round 7, 7 Star Jacks at each of the 4 corners, bear crawl between cones

MARY:
None!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Outhouse, Cow Patty, Streaker, Doppelganger, Doctor, Shenanigans, Locker Room, Rep Sleepy, Pennies, Shoelaces, Halfday, Grouch
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Time is a precious commodity.  Use it wisely and always remember to take time to spend with your Heavenly Father.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Donate a Christmas Tree for Emerald Youth supported families in Montgomery Village.  Drop off at 4339 Woodlawn Pike, South Knoxville (Woodlawn Christian Church) between 11/28 and 12/2.

Consider a leadership role in the new region – F3 Smokies.  See Smuggler for more details.

Blue Dice Celebration

THE SCENE: A cold fall day!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickerr-8, Side Staddle Hops 20, Alabama But-kickers-10, Windmills forwards and backwards, mosie around the Outhouse.
THA-THANG:

We rolled dice.  If a 1= 25 smurf jacks, 2= Run around the outhouse, 3=run to soccer fields and 20 big boys, 4=the flag for 20 mountain climbers, 5= the flag for 20 flutter kicks, 6= 25 steps on the benches beside in the playground.

MARY:
Roulette for 6 minutes, plenty of Merkins!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We are called to be in the world but not of the world.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Rep Sleepy posted the announcements.

Ring of Fire (Outside the Camp)

  1. THE SCENE: Chilly with plenty of dew
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:
  • Little of This, Little of That
  • Cherry Pickers x5 IC
  • SSH × 20 IC!!!!
  • 4x4s x10 OYO
  • Freddy Mercury’s x20 OYO

THA-THANG:
Ring of Fire +++

AMRAP – 10 stations arranged in a ring. The 11th station is pullup bar approx 0.2 miles away. PAX must run to it and then dead hang for 100 seconds. When PAX returns to the ring, everyone rotates to the next station.

Stations:

  1. Lashes (jump rope)
  2. We are not worthy (CMU)
  3. Heels to heaven 
  4. Crucible merkins
  5. Prayer squats
  6. Mountain goats 4 ct.
  7. Buried face (bench +2 CMUs)
  8. Outlaws x 10 then change direction
  9. Grave diggers (CMU) 2 ct
  10. Hallelujah lunges (holding bricks)2ct
  11. 0.2 mile run + 100 sec dead hang + 0.2 mile run.

MARY: 

PAX circle up and hold plank while each takes turns doing 5 pushups.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today is Yom Kippur- The Day of Atonement.

Recap of the significance of this day and the ritual animal sacrifices that went with it.  Yet Christ’s blood offers cleansing far greater than the blood of any animal ever could.

“Under the old system, the high priest brought the blood of animals into the Holy Place as a sacrifice for sin, and the bodies of the animals were burned outside the camp. So also Jesus suffered and died outside the city gates to make his people holy by means of his own blood. So let us go out to him, outside the camp, and bear the disgrace he bore. For this world is not our permanent home; we are looking forward to a home yet to come.”

Hebrews 13:11‭-‬14

MOLESKIN:

To be a leader like Jesus, we must let love motivate all we do. We must move toward need, not comfort. We must be willing to go “outside the camp” with Him even if it means suffering and disgrace. We must make things right with others and with God while we still have the chance.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F4 Wed. mornings at 6:15 @ Food City in Seymour.

BroOlympics coming up.

Men, Meat, Mayhem – this Sunday at FBC Seymour. 5-7PM

 

Pious VQ

THE SCENE: Slippery morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers x10, little arm circles x10, tempo merkens x10
THA-THANG:
100m run between each set

  • 6 sets of 5 Burpees
  • 6 sets of 10 Merkens
  • 6 sets of 15 Air Squats
  • 6 sets of 20 Big Boy Situps
  • 6 sets of 25 Mountain Climbers
  • REPEAT

MARY:
None

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As a man, you have to do everything well.  It’s not enough to just do the work well and then slack off on the running.  In the workout, you have to have good form through all reps and you have to try to maintain the same pace running constantly.  Same for life.  You need to do everything you put your hand to well- work, church, teaching, workouts, etc.  But the constant that you keep coming back to is the run (home life) and you cannot slack off on that.  You have to be a consistent father and husband and not let being a home be where you stop paying attention to how hard you are working.  Stay consistent and do everything with purpose and conviction.

MOLESKIN:
Hebrews 12:1, 2 Timothy 4:6

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Parkinson’s Run coming soon

tummy tuck and stanky leg

THE SCENE: Stupendous and delicious
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25, Cherry pickers x5
THA-THANG:
Deck o’ cards.  Rep count is number card = #x2, royal card = 25, ace = 30

  • Hearts = Step-ups (single count)
  • Diamonds = BBS
  • Clubs = Squats
  • Spades = Leg Lifts
  • Joker = 5 laps around playground

MARY:
We ain’t got no time for no stinkin’ Mary.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Cow Patty, Locker Room, Pennies, Rep Sleepy, Outhouse, Shoelaces, Halfday, Pious, Doctor, Streaker, Dodger, Grouch
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.  I keep coming back to doing life together.  We were not meant to be alone and sometimes it is a lot easier to talk with a fellow man than it is your wife.  It is easy to get sucked into the regular cadence of taking care of your kids and wife and doing things with them but it is okay to spend some time with a friend.  Don’t let the enemy tell you that you every moment you are with a male friend that you should be spending it with your family.  The reason we hear it is because if all the believing men of this world started putting into practice what we are taught in scripture, the enemy would be losing its daggum mind.  We are a force to be reckoned with and the enemy does not want to see it happen.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
PJ Parkinson’s race on 10/2 – sign up at https://runsignup.com/RaceGroups/110368/Groups/1122646.  Brolympics returns on 11/5.  Sign up sheet coming later.