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Play in the Park

THE SCENE: Mid 30’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 50
THA-THANG:
Kraken on Crumpet with only 4 exercises repeated. Shooting for 2.5-3 laps.

Push-ups x 20

Iron Mikes x 20

WW2s x 20

Squats x 20

Mosey to Plateau of Pain.

Route 66 on Plateau of Pain.

Burpees

LBC 4-ct

Dry docks

Flutter kick 4-ct

MARY:
Increasing Burpee Sprints on the Grinder
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
22 veterans commit suicide each day. During the holidays it can be a tough time for everyone. Reach out to anyone you know who is alone especially veterans.
MOLESKIN:
We got about 3 laps on the Kraken which equaled 120 reps per exercise. On the Burpee sprints we got up to 4.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast at Drifters next Saturday

Bomb Biscuit

THE SCENE: Upper 20’s. Cold enough to make beard-cicles.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Slow-seyed the quarter mile loop.
THA-THANG:
We did a seabiscuit on the quarter mile loop.

10 burpees

20 merkins

30 squats

Up to 4 laps and back down.

MARY:
3 rounds of:

20 BBS

20 4-ct flutters
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 brothers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about truly minding your injuries. I ignored an injury from the end of summer and it has become debilitating to where I can’t do what I want to physically. Now I’m paying for it and it’ll take longer to heal.
MOLESKIN:
Not enough time to finish the ‘biscuit but a couple of us got to the 3rd lap on the downside.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

La-Z-Q

THE SCENE: sNOw, iCe, OverwheLmingly frigiD temps. Wind blowing Extremely hArd wiTH gusts even hardER.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x30 IC
Cherry Pickers x8 IC
LBAC x20 each way
Grady Corns x15 IC
Failure to Launch x10!
Hindurkins x10 IC
Asphalt Kissers x10 IC
THA-THANG:
Lazy Q today… Mostly stolen from La-Z-Boy’s RAW Q last week. Because I was good and sore the next day.

Mosey to the Scrapyard. Grab 2 CMUs each on the way back.

5 rounds:
15 double-cmu bent rows, Crazy 8’s curls (legit grip), 12 upright rows
(Audibled to 10 of each row. Also, called time after roughly 4 rounds)
I think the CMUs are heavier due to being wet!

Mosey to the Scrapyard and back

5 rounds (well, again, that was the plan…)
10 Curl-OHP, 20 single-arm OHP (10 each arm), 30 decline shoulder taps
(I think we made 4 rounds on this one too)

Bear crawl to the restroom. Crab walk back.

(I knew we weren’t gonna make it 5 rounds on this one by this time)
10 thrusters, 20 CMU step-ups, 30 CMU squat
Called it after about 2 rounds

MARY:
Apx one minute of CMU BBS OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 today. Not 8 like I posted on GroupMe…
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Galatians 6:2 – Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.
Bill Withers – “For noone can fill those of your needs that you won’t let show”

Dual responsibility, gentlemen!

MOLESKIN:
Not so much running today… I think I have bass-ackwards plantar fasciitis. Ball of my foot instead of the heel.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast at Drifter’s coming up at the end of the month!

Slow Down

THE SCENE: Cool and frosty, 32 degress
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 x Windmills, Knee-to-chest-to-lunge(10 yds), Inchworm merkins back

  • THA-THANG:
    Mosey to Mt. Crumpet
  • 2 sets of everything
    • 20 hand-release merkins, run Crumpet, plank at top
    • 15-20 Iron-Squats, run middle hill, plank with leg-lift
    • 5 burpees, run third hill, squat hold for the 6
  • Mosey back to grinder
  • Set 1 (x2)
    • Over-CMU merkins, 8ct. IC x3
    • Squat hold, tempo curls, IC, x10
    • Calf-raises, IC, 4ct-10x, 3 positions(toes neutral, in, out)
  • Set 2 (x2)
    • Slow lunge with CMU press x10
    • Slow Dips, IC, 4ct x10
    • Slow Water pumps, IC, 4ct, x10
  • 1 min, leg-under plank

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In the craziness and and business of the holiday season we all need to intentionally take time to SLOW DOWN: take time to reflect on God sending Christ for us at Christmas, take time to spend with your family without distractions of technology, take time to be alone and simply reflect on what God has blessed you with.
MOLESKIN:

F3CFTPFT

THE SCENE: Dry and about 37 degrees outside
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 30x Side-straddle Hops

THA-THANG:
We attempted a modified version of the Army’s new CFT (Combat Fitness Test). We partnered up and split between the 5 stations. Each station we had 2 minutes to complete as many reps as possible then ~1 minute to reset the station and get to the next station. The Stations are in order below.

  1. Throwing Balls (Throw a 10lb medicine ball backwards over your head as far as you can then sprint to it and throw it back. There were 2 medicine balls, 1 per partner)
  2. Sprint, Drag, and Carry (Sprint 25 yards down and back, then drag 2 CMUs with a ratchet strap backwards 25 yards down and back, then farmer carry 2 CMUs 25 yards down and back)
  3. Leg Tucks (Hang from the pull up bars with an alternate hand grip and tuck your knees to your elbows)
  4. Hand-Release Merkins – Arm Extends (A normal Hand Release Merkin but with a twist. When you release your hands, extend them out sideways without them touching the ground until your elbows lock then bring them back in and complete the Merkin)
  5. Deadlifts ( A normal deadlift with a CMU in each hand)

 

We then went for a Indian Run for about 1.5ish miles around the park with a small 45 sec pit stop to hold an Al Gore. At the end, we Jailbroke the last hill to the Grinder

 

We then attempted the PFT (Physical Fitness Test) which was the following

  1. 2 Minutes of Big Boy Sit-ups
  2. 2 Minutes of normal Merkins

We then finished the work out with a 30 count of Tempo Squats

MARY:

  • 25x Box cutters
  • 25x Fast Tempo Side-Straddle Hops

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In the military, they are like brothers. Before I started coming to F3, I was going to try out for the Knoxville Rugby team. I played Rugby in college and was really looking forward to playing again. When I went to the first summer practice several months ago, the guys there were not very welcoming. I was the last one picked for the pickup game and no one even tried to introduce themselves. I knew no one and no one knew me. They all had their own little cliques. By the end of the second practice I was so discouraged because I was not having fun and pretty much just standing by myself.

When I came to F3, I was very skeptical because of my experience with the Rugby team. I was very happily surprised that the F3 Brotherhood was so welcoming. My first day at the Bomb Shelter was amazing! Very Difficult, but amazing. Everyone was so friendly and genuinely wanted to get to know me and any new person than came out. It was like being welcomed into a new family of brothers that always have each other’s back. I am so thankful to have found a brotherhood like this and I hope everyone else can appreciate it as much as I do!