F3 Knoxville

Gratitude

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Brick, High Heels, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Proton, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Cap’n Crunch (Ted Ancelet), Pele (Jon Lindberg), lebowski, Pusher, Lulu (Greg Huddy), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Back Flow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: 20 Side Straddle Hops, 5 Burpees, 10 Imperial Walkers, 4 Burpees, 10 Windmills, 3 Burpees, 7 Twistees, 2 Burpees, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, 1 Burpee, 5 Pterodactyls Forward and 5 Backward

THE THANG: Mosey to the Caribbean. We will do a Candy Cane run stopping at every other island to do 15 Merkins. Those finishing first sweep everyone back.
Mosey to the Bidet. We will run clockwise on the inner circle to the benches on top. We will stop to do 10 Incline Merkins and 10 Decline Merkins. Then we will run clockwise back to the bottom where men will do Baby Crunches until the six arrives.
Mosey to Muscle Beach. Each man will do 25 reps of two different exercise machines.
Mosey to parking lot above soccer fields. We will so suicides to crosswalks. Each time a man comes back he is to do 15 Baby Crunches then run to the next crosswalk.
Mosey on the walkway to the baseball fields and stop about halfway to the large pavilion by the baseball fields. We will do 20 Hello Dollies.
Mosey to the pavilion. We will stop by picnic tables in the pavilion. There, will break into teams of two men each for Doras. While one partner does exercises the other runs around the pavilion. Then team members switch places. This pattern continues until all exercises are completed by the team. Here are the exercises:
100 Bench Step Ups

100 Bench Dips

100 Picnic Table Pull-ups.

Next, we will mosey toward the road leading to the Admin Bldg. We will stop at the rounded garden at the fork where Admin Bldg road hits the Main Park road. We will do 15 Rocky Balboas.
Next, we will run past the lower parking area below the Admin Bldg and to the closest rock pile. Break into teams of two for Doras again. Each team grabs a CMU size rock. Go back to lower parking lot. While one partner runs upstairs, then south to the cul-de-sac and then back down to parking lot the other partner does exercises with rock. Then partners switch places. Here are the exercises each team will do with rocks:
100 Overhead Presses

100 Curls

100 Rows

Place rocks back and run up to Coliseum. We will take a 30 second gander at the Best Sunrise in America.
Mosey to Haslam’s Rock. We will do 15 Tempo Squats.
Mosey down to the dragon tail and back to the AO. We will line up on curb and Bernie Sanders to other curb in parking lot. We will then sprint back to the starting curb.
Gather in circle at AO.

MARY: Stretches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brolympics November 16 at Asylum

COT: Prayers
Prayers for all those impacted by the two recent hurricanes. Prayers for Ms. Jan who we often see at the Asylum. She has cancer and is most likely in her last year of living – she is a woman of faith who will be sitting by God in the future.
Message
My message is a reading of the following poem by Carrie Newcomer from her book entitled A Permeable Life: Poems and Essays. The poem speaks for itself and is my entire message.

Three Gratitudes

Every night before I go to sleep
I say out loud
Three things that I’m grateful for,
All the significant, insignificant
Extraordinary, ordinary stuff of my life.
It’s a small practice and humble,
And yet, I find I sleep better
Holding what lightens and softens my life
Ever so briefly at the end of the day.
Sunlight, and blueberries,
Good dogs and wool socks,
A fine rain,
A good friend,
Fresh basil and wild phlox,
My father’s good health,
My daughter’s new job,
The song that always makes me cry,
Always at the same part,
No matter how many times I hear it.
Decent coffee at the airport,
And your quiet breathing,
The stories you told me,
The frost patterns on the windows,
English horns and banjos,
Wood Thrush and June bugs,
The smooth glassy calm of the morning pond,
An old coat,
A new poem,
My library card,
And that my car keeps running
Despite all the miles.
And after three things,
More often than not,
I get on a roll and I just keep on going,
I keep naming and listing,
Until I lie grinning,
Blankets pulled up to my chin,
Awash with wonder
At the sweetness of it all.

Travel through Time

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Veggie (Rylen Huddy), lebowski, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), High Heels, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Lizzy, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Proton, Pusher, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Lilydipper, Jason Sutton
FNGs: 1 Jason Sutton
COUNT: 15
Triple Q Fail, triple confessions:

1) I would like to say I was following in the footsteps of my predecessor Crawdad (Robbi Dickens) and I took the week to meditate on last week’s Q before posting the backblast. But the truth is I went home after the workout and immediately started working on the yard, which I do not care about. Spent all day on it and was too tired to post this.

2) I like to get a little chatter going when I’m Qing, you know? But we went up everest and were generally on the move so much that I was out of breath and couldn’t say a whole lot. And we didn’t even get to the Jack Webb I had planned 🙁

3) I forgot our FNG’s name. Little Roll? Double Wide his potential brother in law will have to remember if/when Jason Sutton comes back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Proton! Great October surprise

COT: High Heels (Henry Ritchie) requested prayer for his write-in campaign to become Weasel Shaker

Modified Deck of Cards

AO: the-farm
Q: Proton
PAX: Madoff, Trash Panda, Full Tank, Aladdin, Choir Boy, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Proton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Check
THE THANG: Modified deck of cards involving merkins, burpees, flutter kicks, squats, shuttle runs, and a half lap
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Official launch on 12/15
COT: If God is for us, then who can be against us?

Charge that hill… tabata

AO: the-farm
Q: Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney)
PAX: School Zone (Michael Shope), Proton, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Aladdin, Full Tank, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: side stretch, tempo squat, tempo merkin, quad stretch, leg swing
THE THANG: 30 sec interval 5 sec off tabata then run up hill across field then another tabata

LBC
Heel taps
Gas pumpers reach under legs
LBC one leg in and one out
Reverse to other leg
Bike crunches

Run

30 secs
Single leg bridge
Bridge hold leg up and down
Bridge holds leg side
Bridge to straight leg hold
Other leg repeat

Run

30 secs and
Alternating toe taps
Alt leg kicks
Knee to elbow
Other side
Heels out and in
Knee to elbow then hand to foot
Other side
Leg raises
Flutter kicks high

Run

30 secs
Plank
Lunges
T merkins
Bobby hurleys
Merkins-dry docks

Run

30 secs
Side plank
Side bridge
Other side plank
Other side
Run

30 sec
Merkins
Step ups
Repeat 3 cycles thru

Run

30 sec
Up down plank
Low plank hold
Low plank hip dips
Plank body saw

MARY: run to base of hill
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ruck training Saturday
COT: Psalms 105” seek the Lord and his strength, seek the lords presence continually

Merlot, anyone?

AO: the-farm
Q: School Zone (Michael Shope)
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy, Madoff (Daniel Hereford), Proton, School Zone (Michael Shope), Tank (Chris DeFranco), Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

200 yd karaoke run
100 yd sprint

Kraken at the playground. 10-15-20
Swerkins
Table rows
Row-curl-ohp-tricep
Dips
Merkins
Pull ups

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Gro-ruck event on December 2 at asylum

COT:

Colossians 3:23-24