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Presents for Everyone

December 24, 2018 Umbro

THE SCENE: Cold and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
THA-THANG:
Handed out some presents early – 25 envelopes, each containing an exercise. We went through our gifts in sequential order:

25 SSH
10 Tempo Squats
10 Tempo Merkins
12 Baby Arm Circles (forward and reverse)
Bear Crawl across the parking lot
Crawl Bear across the parking lot
20 Derkins
20 Bench Rows
10 Burpee Box Jumps
15 LBC’s (4 ct)
20 Tuck Jumps
15 Hand Release Merkins
10 Lunges (10 each leg)
20 American Hammers (4 ct)
10 Dive Bombers
10 Iron Mikes (4 ct)
15 Sweat Angels (4 ct)
15 Diamond Merkins
20 Squats (4 ct)
20 Flutter Kicks (4 ct)
20 Dry Docks
20 Jump Squats
15 Box Cutters (4 ct)
10 Burpees
1 Time All You’ve Got up Little Baby Hill

MARY:

Just enough time for some plank work and Cap’n helped us cash out with some ATM’s

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
33 HIM’s – no FNG’s

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Especially this time of year, it’s easy to get caught up in the busyness – getting things wrapped up before the new year, planning for next year, finishing up the Christmas shopping, figuring out logistics for the holidays, etc, etc. Sometimes the most difficult task is to just slow down and enjoy the moments, the memories.

I’m as guilty as anyone when it comes to getting caught up in the “hamster wheel of life” – creating my list of things I need to get done, worrying about what’s to come tomorrow, and simply not slowing down to appreciate the moments right in front of me. I was reminded of this last night when I was getting ready for the Q this morning. I was preparing the envelopes for the workout (just another task that I needed to get checked off my long list of things to get done over the next couple days), but my 4 year old son was so excited when I asked him to put some stickers on the envelopes. He swelled with pride knowing that Daddy needed his help, and he quickly plopped down next to me and began meticulously placing his Christmas stickers on each envelope. It was just a little moment – inconsequential in the grand scheme of things – but I cherished that time with him. He won’t always be 4 years old, and he won’t always want to help his Dad with those silly projects.

Cherish the moments.

Tsunami

December 19, 2018 Woodshack

THE SCENE: 31 degrees and a bit frosty
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
We did burpee jac web between each exercise. Going with one BJW, do 2 over head claps, do 2 BJW and 4 overhead claps, 1:2 ratio all the way to 10 burpee jack webs: 20 overhead claps. The exercises we did between each of BJW were:

SSH, squats, Hill billys, IMP walkers, IMP squat walkers, cherry pickers, all IC x10 reps each. then CMU curls x 20 I x 2, Rows for bros x20 IC x2
THA-THANG:

Every 2nd light pole, do 2 burpos until we get to the bottom of MT Crumpit
Broad Jump up Mt Crumpit to the Christmas Tree
Behind the tree on the right, we did 11s. Tsunami Burpees and Flutters. Starting with 10 Tsunami and 1 flutter
Tsunami Burpee = Start on your back, rock back then forward onto your feet, jump out of it, then drop and do a full burpee, that’s one rep. Ocean calls is a deck squat burpee, but it reminds me more of getting rolled up in a violent wave after you have done several reps of them. its like you are caught in a TSUNAMI BRO! Totally tubular!
Well, a lot of moaning and groaning going on doing the 11s but thanks to Snorkel and his super powers, he finished his 11s when I was about 85% done so I decided to say RECOVER!
Mosey to the bottom of Mt. Crumpit, on the way back to the AO, 2 tuck jump burpess at every 2nd light pole.

MARY:
Flutters x 10 IC

Power T flutter x10 IC

Lazy boy

Broad Jump burpee to the bathroom wall on the grinder. you can thank PUP for this suggested exercise!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Pax survived the Tsunami
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Give the best present you can give this Christmas and that is BE PRESENT with your family!
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Deck the Asphalt

December 19, 2018 Capn Crunch

THE SCENE
34 and clear

Welcome & Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
SSH 4ct x30 IC
Chinooks Squats 4ct x15 IC
Tempo Merkins 4ct x15 IC
Line up on curb
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
Merkins x 4ct 10 IC
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
BAC Fwd x10 IC
BAC Bkwd x10 IC
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
One lap around the parking lot

Line up on the curb.

Deck the Asphalt
The deck of cards determines our destiny!
For all suits with a card value of 1-6 = Suicides based on the value of the card

Example: draw a number 4 card (4wo Cone touches): Run to Cone 1, back to Start, run to Cone 2 and back to start. run to Cone 3, back to Start, run to Cone 4, back to start. Done.

For the rest of the deck, perform the number of reps based on the value of the card according to the list below:

Hearts: Burpees
Spades: Squats
Clubs: 4ct Flutter Kicks
Diamonds: Merkins
Face Cards = 15 reps
Jokers = run to the top of the hill, perform 1 burpee and back to the curb.

Finishing deck results in: 85 Merkins, 85 Squats, 85 4ct Flutter Kicks, 85 Burpees, 20 suicides and 1 Hull Run in under 45 minutes.

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama – 24 PAX

BOM
Golden Rule: Do to others as you would have them to do to you. (Matthew 7:12)
Golden Result: In general, people will treat you in the same manner that you treat them.

The importance of knowing the Golden Result is it reminds us that in many ways we are creating the world around us. When it seems like everyone around us is “out to get us” that’s a cue to look inward and reflect on how you are relating to others. As a HIM we seek to be men of impact, not men of excuses.

Today, be the type of person that changes the relational temperature of the room. Bring grace, humility and love where every you go and see if it is not returned back to you 10 fold.

Submitted by
Cap’n Crunch

I Heard the Bells…..

December 17, 2018 Gibbler

THE SCENE: gloomy and 40 degrees. perfect weather for a workout
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tie Fighter w/baby arm circles and tempo merkins and tempo squats and SSH
THA-THANG:

Mosey to rock pile w/2 rounds of exercies
- squats w/overhead press
- woodchoppers
- curls
- merkins w/rocks
- flutter kicks
mosey to parking lot by playground (drop the lowest exercise after each lap
- 10 squats
- 9 plank jacks
- 8 merkins
- 7 box cutters
- 6 monkey humpers
- 5 burpees
- 4 jump squats
- 3 CDD
- 2 diamond merkins
- 1 burpee

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“I heard the Bells on Christmas Day” poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. written out of grief for wife and son. Christmas is about hope through Jesus. Reach out to your brothers who are suffering and Christmas is a tough time of the year.

Krakalaken

December 15, 2018 Woodshack

THE SCENE: 50s and damp

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Ssh x20 ic

BAC forward and reverse x 10 each

tempo squats x 20

merkins x10

hill billies x 10

hill billy squat walkers x 20

mosey around the track to explain each exercise and each cone
THA-THANG:
THE Krakalaken!! Not the Kraken but the Kraken on steroids , KRAKALAKEN! Over 3 miles total running

8 cones somewhat evenly spaced around the track
Track is about .37 mile long
stsrt at come one, do the exercise, run one complete lap around advancing to the next cone, do the next exercise . Completed 8 laps and the exercises were
Merkins x20, Star jacks x 20, monkey humpers x 20 on the 4ct, flutters x 20 on the 4 ct, Derkins x20, froggie squats x 20, WWII sit ups x 20, and 20 burpees
after that we moseyed to the b-ball court and played 2 rounds of gotcha

MARY:
Lbc x 20

rosalita x20

lazy boy for a minute
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be anti fragile. You can be resilient but you are only surviving. If you are anti fragile , you will thrive and not just survive . Look up “black swan” in the lexicon or better yet, listen to the f3 podcast , 43 feet . Dred explains it wonderfully ! He breaks down , fragile , resilient, and being anti fragile

if interested in the specific podcast, let me know and I will send it

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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