F3 Knoxville

Hiding in the Bushes

THE SCENE: High 40s, drippy and drizzly but not pouring
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x25 or something like that.  Q screwed up the cadence so reps uncertain
LBAC x20 each way IC
TN Rocking Chairs x15 IC
Al Gore Tuck Jumps x8
Hindurkins x15 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the steps by the ball. Hop up first flight of stairs on right foot,
head south and down the steps, circle back around to hop up stairs on left foot.

Keep heading south and down the steps that some idiot decided should be painted with high-gloss paint. Successfully navigated without injury.
Pair up in groups of 3, each group picks up one large and two small coupons from the bank of the stream.

Cross the street to the safe, unpainted set of stairs.
One PAX at top, one PAX at bottom, one PAX in motion for each group
Small coupon exercises on the streetcorner at the bottom of the stairs until relieved:
-Man-Makers
-Side Raise
-Wax On/Wax Off
-Raise the Roof

Large coupon exercises at the top (hidden by the bushes to avoid indecency citation during Hip Thrust)
-Squrls
-Fwd Raise
-Hip Thrust
-Rows

2 rounds through the circuit and it’s time to head back.

MARY:
Squeaked in some Protractors and 3 rounds of Row your Boat
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 strong, no FNGs braved the drizzle. Good to see Acapella visiting the gloom from South GA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Jeremiah 2:13 – “For My people have committed two evils: They have forsaken Me, The fountain of living waters, To hew for themselves cisterns, Broken cisterns That can hold no water.”

Last week I had to replace my water heater. It was old, and had a good run, but it sprang a small leak. Fortunately I managed to get it out before a catastrophic failure. Pulling the old, leaking tank, partly full of sediment, out of the house made me think of Jeremiah 2:13. Be careful where you are looking for your water, your fulfillment. Anything but the source of Living Water is just a cracked and useless cistern.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Mucho Chesto with Dora and Paula

THE SCENE: low 50’s…absolutely perfect

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x20 IC
  • Tempo Squats x10 IC
  • Tempo Merkins x10 IC
  • Burpees x10 oyo

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the amphitheater
    • Battle buddy up
    • DORA reps of the following while partner runs to end of stage and completes 10 box jumps
      • 100 Thrust Merkins
      • 100 Incline Merkins
      • 100 Decline Merkins
  2. Mosey to the Methodist Church parking lot
    • Keep same battle buddy & grab 1 rock per team
    • DORA reps of the following while partner runs to top of parking lot and completes 5 burpees
      • 100 Overhead Press
      • 100 Goblet Squats
      • 100 Squat Press
  3. Stay in same parking lot
    • Paula Abdul the parking spaces (2 forward, 1 back)
    • 10 merkins each trip forward
    • 10 squats each trip backward
  4. Mosey back to splash pad

MARY:

  • Flutter kicks x20 IC
  • Boat/canoe
  • Peter Parkers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
35 strong including 2 FNG and 1 out of towner.

Cowbell, Uni, Popeye, Crawdad, Cramps, Plunger, Bermuda (FNG), Abort, Passport, Preacher, Plunder, Uncle Rico, Prom King, G-6, Swanson, Faceplant, Petey, Frank, Quarantine, Primo (Charlotte), Gretzky, Hillary, Bessie, Putt-Putt, Cardigan, Rascal, Guppy, Gerber (FNG), Stagehand, Steam, Soot, Cougar, Red Writer, Careless, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Our greatest fear should not be of failure, but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter”.  This quote is attributed to Francis Chan as well as DL Moody – regardless of who said it first it is absolutely true and has been a challenge for me this week.  Where do I invest my time?  Is it on worldly possessions?  Comforts?  Fitness?  My career?  All of these things, while nice, are ultimately not what our focus should be.  Jesus is in the relationship business and we should be too.  Our efforts should be toward brotherhood, accountability, being bold in our faith, helping our brother when he falls.  These are what is important in light of eternity.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • G-6 mentioned he is in need of a person to help at one of his camps.  It’s a paid position…contact him for more information.
  • Alcoa CSAUP is coming up this Saturday 2/24 @ 6am.

A Love-Hate Relationship

THE SCENE: Perfect. 33 degrees, very little wind. Dark and crisp, time to work.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 30 IC 4 CT
Cherry Picker x 10 IC 4CT
Merkins x 15 IC 4 CT

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the amphitheater for 11s
Derkins on the stage and Rows at the top

Mosey to Walnut Street (with a hill sprint en route) for a little Love-Hate Relationship building
Starting at the bottom of Walnut we worked our way up to a full sprint all the way up

  • Sprint up to the parking garage entrance, 30 LBCs, mosey to the bottom, regroup
  • Sprint to Hill Ave, 30 LBCs, 20 merkins, mosey to the bottom, regroup
  • Sprint all the way to the church, 30 LBCs, 20 merkins, and 10 burpees, regroup

Slow mosey back towards the AO with Plunger lunges across the catwalk over Henley
Stop under the Clinch overpass in the park, take a seat on the wall
2 sets of wall sits, the first one longer than the last while I regale the men with stories of foolish youth (that got me a name like Frenchie).

MARY:
Modified Gas Pumpers x 15 IC 4CT
Leg lift hold and some Hello Dollies
Boat Canoe

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 PAX this morning got some good work done, including 1 FNG, welcome Old Spice! (Ben Cox)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Romans 8:18-30 makes clear:
The world is broken, humanity is broken. We should not be dumbfounded by suffering in this world.
We also need to be careful not to minimize the suffering of others. The encouragement we should give to others is that there is a day coming when their suffering will end! NOT that their suffering is illegitimate or self-inflicted.
Rather we must remember that this PRESENT and REAL suffering pales in comparison to the future glory we will experience with Christ.
But what about today? Here, now?
There are times when I don’t know what to pray. I don’t know what to say. In those moments, when I don’t know what to pray, when I’m heart broken and don’t understand. When I don’t know what to say to God, the SPIRIT himself intercedes for me.
God does not want to minimize our struggles. He’s reminding us that He draws near to us, that His Spirit is with us and comforts us at all times.

MOLESKIN:
My first time leading at Big Ball, what a place!

Pfeiffer and Abort, a couple of inspiring HIMs there. Rucking beforehand, and chewing up and spitting out everything a Q can dish out. Good work men.

As always, it’s an honor and a privilege to lead a workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Maryville CSAUP event is coming up on the 24th, and the re-scheduled event at Wesley House is this Sunday, February 11th, from 2-3pm.

“F3: Good For You, Good For Me”

THE SCENE: 47 degrees – dark – windy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

“Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – & Faith! It is 5:30 so we’re gonna go ahead and get things started. My name is Steam and I’ll serve as your Q in charge for the next 45 minutes. I am not a professional – you are here on your own volition which means I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have so if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do so but you came here to work so we are all going to push each other to give 100% at all times.”

“That being said – thank you for being here this morning and showing up not for yourself – but for the man on your left and right – watch their back just like they’re going to watch yours.”

WARM-O-RAMA:
1. Side-Straddle Hop (SSH): 25 x 4 in cadence

2. Rockette: 15 x 4 in cadence

3. 1 Armed Slow Pitch: 8 forward each arm in cadence

4. Forward Lunge: 10 x 4 in cadence

5. Cherry Picker: 10 x 4 in cadence

6. The Slow Clap: Literally a slow clap that builds up – actually pretty cool and great way to kick things off/rally the men together before the mosey/beatdown.
THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to edge of WFP (World’s Fair Park) field
    • Merkin Line 
    • PAX assembled shoulder to shoulder across field in Merkin plank
    • 1st man says the following commands:
      • “Ready!”
      • “1 – 2 – 3” = 4 count merkin
    • PAX executes a 4 count merkin sequence once
    • The 6 runs to the front while the rest of PAX remains in merkin plank position
    • Repeats the original commands – everyone executes 1 – 4 count merkin
    • Rinse & Repeat until halfway across the field
    • Once halfway across field –> Bernie Sanders the other half
  • Mosey to W. Hill Avenue
    • Upon arrival at W. Hill Avenue –> 10 squats in cadence
    • Bear Crawl American Indian Hill (Up)
    • PAX assembled in single file line facing up W. Hill Avenue
    • QIC calls out “Left” & “Right” as PAX bear crawls up the hill
    • The 6 bear crawls from the back to take the first position
    • Rinse and repeat until entire PAX is at the top of the hill
  • Mosey around Church on corner of W. Hill Avenue and halt at top of Cumberland Avenue hill facing towards Univ. of TN
    • Upon arrival @ top corner of Cumberland Avenue –> 10 squats in cadence
    • Lunge-Squat American Indian Hill (Down)
    • PAX assembled in single file line in the squat position facing downhill
    • 1st man commands:
      • “Ready!”
      • “1 – 2 – 3” = lunge 3 times down hill
    • After 3 lunges are executed –> hold in the squat position until the 6 sprints to the 1st position
    • Repeats original commands –> PAX executes 3 lunges + holds squat until 6 arrives at the front
    • Rinse and Repeat until halfway down the hill
  • Mosey down to the bottom of the hill across from WFP American Indian Run formation
  • Hold squat position until traffic light/crosswalk sign turns green/go
    • Must have been the longest light in TN –> PAX executed 20 calf raises in cadence until green light was extablished
  • Mosey to Clinch Ave./Entrance to WFP American Indian Run formation
  • Gather before bridge across WFP on Clinch
    • “I’m Up – He Sees Me – I’m Down”
    • Scenario of sniper on a rooftop –> all PAX must cross WFP bridge on Clinch safely
    • All PAX start with chest flat on ground
    • Upon command “I’m Up!” –> get up and sprint towards the other end of bridge until the command “He Sees Me!” is given
    • Upon command “He Sees Me – I’m Down” –> PAX drops down with chest flat to the ground
      • Executes 5 merkins in cadence
      • Waits for command of “I’m Up” to move
    • Rinse & Repeat until all PAX are across the bridge safely.
  • Gather by stairs leading down into WFP by BigBall
    • PAX executes 10 squats in cadence
  • Battle Buddy teams are formed at top of stairs
    • Wheel-barrow Buddy Carry (Down)
    • Each battle buddy team alternates wheel-barrow carrying the other down one section of the stairs going down into WFP.
    • Battle buddy whose legs are being held climbs down stairs (decline) on hands
    • Battle Buddy switches upon each new increment of stairs
    • PAX executes flutter kicks until 6 is recovered at the bottom
  • Mosey around water perimeter of WFP American Indian Run formation
  • Gather under WFP amphitheater @ the stage
    • Stage Merkin Line
    • All PAX are shoulder to shoulder (tightly) starting from the right end of the stage
    • 1st man commands:
      • “Ready!”
      • “1 – 2 – 3” = 1 – 4 count merkin sequence
    • All PAX executes 1 – 4 count merkin sequence under 1st man’s command.
    • PAX hold incline merkin plank until the 6 recovers to the first position
    • Repeats original commands
    • Rinse & Repeat until all PAX have made it to the other end of the stage as a unit
  • Mosey back to AO start point
    • Once feet hit the grass field that separates PAX from original AO start point = full speed ahead – leave nothing in the tank all out spring

MARY:
Splashin Merlot is a sign of character/grit/dedication to push yourself hard throughout the workout – well earned.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX // No FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Be an ambassador of hope”

When people look at you or come in contact with you – are you an ambassador of hope to them?

It’s so easy to lose hope in the world we live in today but we, the men of F3 are called to lead and serve as HIGH IMPACT MEN & Ambassadors of Hope for Him. Consider the impact you have within your spheres of influence – family – job – relationships – etc —> Be the ambassador of hope in someone’s life that enables them to keep going. Be the ambassador of hope that helps other men realize there’s something different about you and they want to know more.

KEEP THE FAITH & FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT MEN!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Need Saturday Q for Big Ball this week –> Red Writer stepped up and volunteered

Encourage PAX to sign-up to Q – it’s an honor and humbling

The Fantastic 4 & Their Joint Custody of a 30lb baby

THE SCENE: 33 degrees, patches of snow & some isolated ice around AO, cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

“Welcome to F3 – Fitness -Fellowship – & Faith. My name is Steam and for the next 60 minutes I’ll be your Q in charge. I am not a professional – you are here on your own volition – which means I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have so if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do so but we will all push each other to give 100%”

WARM-O-RAMA:
1. Side-Straddle Hop (SSH): 25 x 4 in cadence

2. Cherry-Picker: 12 x 4 in cadence

3. Big Ass Baby Arm Circles: Forward: 10 x 4 in cadence & Backward: 10 x 4 in cadence

4. High Knees: 15 x 4 in cadence

5. Forward Lunge: 12 –> hold for 3 seconds in the lunge position

THA-THANG:
**PAX put keys/phones in Steam’s ruck** ——– **introduced the 30lb ruck plate = baby

  • Established battle buddies for the duration of the Q before stepping off
  • Mosey to Big Ball amphitheater with baby (American Indian run formation/style)
  • Super Stadium Steppers
    • (1) Battle-buddy teams sprint to top of amphitheater stairs
    • (2) Execute 5 pull-ups (overhand or underhand) individually
    • (3) Sprint Back down –> hold incline Merkin position until PAX recovers
    • (4) All PAX American-Indian runs with baby around Big Ball pond perimeter
      • halfway point = each PAX executes 5 squats with baby
    • (5) After completion of perimeter mosey –> PAX members execute 20 x 4 Big Boy Sit-Ups (BBSs) and/or 20 x 4 Little Baby Crunches (LBCs)
    • RINSE AND REPEAT UNTIL 50 PULL-UPS ARE COMPLETED
      • Last Round = 10 overhand pull-ups, battle buddy teams carried baby between them for 30 seconds on/30 seconds off, 5 squats with baby AND 5 baby chest presses
  • Mosey American Indian run style past AO start point –> under bridge by STEM Academy.
    • PAX lined up against bridge wall in wall-sit formation
    • From L –> R
      • (1) Execute 5 merkins (next PAX member holds baby during wall-sit)
      • (2) Rinse & Repeat 3x
  • Mosey back to AO start-point
  • TOBATA CORE WORK
    • 30 seconds on/10 seconds off
    • (1) American Hammers
    • (2) Leg extensions –> Up (vertically) & out (horizontally)
    • (3) Flutter Kicks
    • (4) Hello Dollys (Happy Birthday Dolly —- yesterday)
  • ATMs
    • Merkin plank position
    • 15 x 4 shoulder taps
    • 10 slow cadence merkins
    • 10 fast paced merkins

MARY:
Heavy breathing, cursing of the 30lb baby – moral sustained 🙂
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Pax Count: 4

Quarantine – Red Writer – Operation – Steam

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Q shared his working thesis for the year: “It’s not about me” & “Allowing myself to fully understand and accept God’s grace”

When you look back at this upcoming year –> will you be able to say that you listened to God?

Focus in on where God is calling you this year & think about what your thesis or theses is for this year as you go back to your families, relationships, marriages, work, as High Impact Men of character.