F3 Knoxville

Heavy PT at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 62 and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey over to the Smoke house

THA-THANG:

  • CMU Squat Press: 12 reps
  • CMU Lunges: 10 reps per leg
  • CMU Deadlifts: 12 reps
  • CMU Merkins: 15 reps
  • CMU Bent-Over Rows: 12 reps
  • CMU Russian Twists: 20 reps (10 per side)
  • CMU Farmer’s Carry: Set distance or duration (e.g., 50 meters or 1 minute)

Repeat exercises 1-7 for a total of 3 rounds ish. Ended up doing more 😉

Cool-Down (5 minutes):

  • Light stretching

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Chasing Light Poles

THE SCENE: Upper 50s and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Some stretching and warming was accomplished.
THA-THANG:
Run to a light pole and do 10 jump squats, 10 merkins, and 3 burpees.  Run to the next light pole and do the same set of exercises, same reps.  Run to the next light pole, etc.  Once back at the first pole, do 23 SSHs on a 4 count.  Then repeat until time.  There were 19 stops per lap around the park, but we did some light poles twice because we passed them both ways.  Most of us made it to 24 light poles, but Snitch and Mouthwash made it to 27.  Potato Head had to leave early or he would have done 30 something.

Fellowship mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
We had time to do ATMs to cash out before the weekend.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

My 23rd anniversary is tomorrow.  Be nice to your wives, especially if you have kids and are busy.  Nuff said.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers were said, especially for everyone traveling for the summer.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill on Monday

“You’re Not Handsome Enough to Be Blindside” and other rude things PAX say

THE SCENE: Gagging, I mean gorgeous.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

An unnamed, smart-mouthed PAX besmirched the good name of Krystal.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats — All IC x12 (also known as a sackful)
THA-THANG:
A number of hot, steamy, onion-scented exercises were performed. These included:

  • Bermuda Triangle: Squats, Squat Jumps, and UGA Cheerleaders at the corners; lunge between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • Bermuda Triangle: Box Cutters, BBS, and Flutter Kicks at the corners; bear crawl between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • 12s (*ahem* also known as a sackful): american hammers at top of the world, step-ups at bathhouse pavalon — recover was called before finishing, because sometimes it’s wiser to stop

MARY:
Nah
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12, of course
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your best, pay attention to details, have a great attitude.
MOLESKIN:
There were some sad clowns playing pickleball outside of the posted hours.

Also, two HIMs who I’ve worked out with almost every week for years—who have a profession in common—just met each other today. Good reminder to break your routine every once in a while.

 

Stop Stopping

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

60 and warm

THA-THANG:

Warm-up
One Squat
Mosey to the ThunderDome.

Workout (35 minutes): Perform each exercise for 40 seconds, followed by a 20-second rest. Repeat the circuit twice.

1. Catalina Wine Mixer: Burpees
2. Mountain Climbers: Mountain Climbers (No modification needed)
3. Monkey Humpers: Jump Squats
4. Low Slow Flutter: Plank
5. Lunges in Cadence: Alternating Lunges
6. Merkins: Push-ups
7. Freddie Mercury: Bicycle Crunches
8. High Knees: High Knees

Cooldown (5 minutes): – No time
1. Side Straddle Hop – 1 minute
2. Shoulder Pretzels – 30 seconds forward, 30 seconds backward
3. Standing Quad Stretch – 30 seconds each leg
4. Standing Hamstring Stretch – 30 seconds each leg
5. Shoulder Rolls – 30 seconds forward, 30 seconds backward

Remember to adjust the exercises based on your fitness level and feel free to modify them as needed. Take breaks when necessary and stay hydrated throughout the workout. Enjoy!

MARY:
Stop Stopping!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

It’s Gonna Be May (Metric)

THE SCENE: Muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Warm ups? We don’t need know stinkin’ warm ups
THA-THANG:
May Metric Workout

MARY: None
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable). None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.” Woodrow Wilson
MOLESKIN:
Some HIM stuff went down. TCLAPS to Stripped and Mouthwash for changing Choir Boys flat tire. No third leg was affected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill and something else.