F3 Knoxville

Juco Uno ’23

AO: juco
Q: Wanderer (Dave Staab)
PAX: Windex, Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MessyHobbs, Waffles (Pedro Da Silva), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Booster (Les Fout), rumblestrip
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Abe Vigoda
– Cherry Pickers
– SSH
– LBAC forward/back
– tempo squat
– tempo merkin
– stretch OYO 1 minute

THE THANG:
Mosey toward other end of campus. Stop and do some flutter kick while everyone catches up.

Head toward parking lot where JUCO Uno is setup.

There are 6 sheets of exercises. Each member draws a uno card and starts with one of the sheets.
They do the exercise indicated by the card and then take a lap around the parking lot islands.
(See @wanderer for juco uno docs if you want to do it yourself.)

Complete an UNO card for each sheet and then start again. We completed about 8-9 rounds.

MARY:
BBS until time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Looking for anyone interested in helping with bro-lympics.

COT:

Circle of trust brought to you by @erector. Thanks for leading and the encouragement!
See BB in #running channel: f3knoxville.slack.com/archives/C0134F7UY3Y/p1692199850031609

THE SCENE: 34 degrees bit crispy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Bunch of burpees
THA-THANG:
Dora 200 squat press, 200 curls, 200 tris

Moseyed to sophmore hill bear crawled up the middle followed by Captain Therkin at every corner

MARY:
Imperial walkers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Worship our father through the hardest trials of life. God is greater than our trials!
MOLESKIN:
Would have broken 30 if Nutmeg had shown up…..just sayin.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bring the canned good next week!  Brolympics next Saturday!

Not just a facade

THE SCENE: Cool, crisp mid 40s…perfect!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 mountain climber, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 10 tempo squats, 10 windmill, 7 cherry pickers (to wait on Onesie)
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the track around the pond. F3 Burpee mile.  Do 12 burpees and then run around the pond.  4 rounds for a total of 14 burpees and 1 mile + (more like 1.5 miles).

Next, head pack to the street and do 20, 4-ct flutter kicks.  Then, head toward the grassy hill (aka The Stadium, The Wall, and perhaps other names) towards the maintenance building. 20 squats at the top.  Run back to the parking lot by the pond and do 20 more 4-ct flutter kicks.  Then, run in the opposite direction along the street up to the corner and do 20 merkins.  AMRAP until time is called.

MARY:
20 Freddie Mercury to gather the 6 and then mosey back to the shovel flag.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 with 1 FNG.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 7:15-24 – I won’t repeat all of those verses here, but please read them all. V. 15 “Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves.” v. 22, 23 “Many will say to Me on the day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS.'”

Those “works” all sound like great things, but Jesus says he will claim “I never knew you…”.  Our God wants pure love from His children.  He is not satisfied with those who only put on a facade and may look like His followers, but inwardly are “ravenous wolves”, “bad fruit”, and will be “tossed in the fire”.  A checklist mentality is not satisfactory.  Jesus condemned the Pharisees time and time again for living like that and not having an actual love for God.  They were very sell-serving.  There is a reason Jesus says the greatest command is to “Love God with all your heart, soul, and mind”. Matthew 22:37-38
MOLESKIN:
Welcome to our FNG, Todd Busch soon to be renamed.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics Nov. 9th.