F3 Knoxville

Always Have a Plan B at the Asylum

THE SCENE: 70 degrees and raining. Well it was when we started.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes all the right things
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, TN Rockin’ Chairs, Froggie Squats, Windmills, Tie-Fighters & Aussie Mountain Climbers.
THA-THANG:
The plan to workout in spaces around the Asylum were thwarted by the rain. So we started at the Pav-Lov with Matlock’s Leg Day Pyramid.

  • 10 Pistol Squats
  • 20 Weighted Step-Ups
  • 30 Weighted Calf Raises
  • 40 High Knee Jumps
  • 50 Weighted Butt Touchers
  • 75 SSH
  • 50 Weighted Alternating Lunges
  • 40 Rocky Balboas
  • 30 Goblet Squats
  • 20 Jump Squats
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Squats

Phase II:

  • Run up Baby Everest & do 3 Man-Makers
  • 15 Table Rows
  • 20 Big Boys
  • 60 Calf Raises (20 Straight Ahead, 20 Toes Out, 20 Toes In)
  • Balls to the Wall
  • Then repeat Phase II from the top

Phase III:

  • Run a lap around the Cloud
  • Dante’s Core (2 times)
    • 10 Hollow Rocks
    • 10 V-Ups
    • 10 Reverse Crunches
    • 10 Seconds of Planks on Your Back (Keep your legs and arms off the ground for 10 seconds)
    • Rest for 10 Seconds and Repeat

MARY:
No time for that.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 HIMs came out to Labor through a workout on Labor Day (Hands, Rainbow, Matlock, Doublewide and Sawdust)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Exploring the lyrics of Casting Crowns’ song “Only Jesus” and the importance of making our legacy about working for God’s glory and not our own.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
September 11th Stair Climb at 10:00 on 10-Sep-22. Family Picnic at Victor Ashe Park on 11-Sep-22.

CMU’s and Suicides

THE SCENE: It didn’t rain and we were sweaty when we finished.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SS Hops on the 4ct, small mosey to lower parking lot for 10 tie fighters right, mosey to other corner of lot for 10 tie fighters left, mosey a bit for tempo merkins, and one last mosey to the remaining corner for 10 4ct mtn. climbers
THA-THANG:
AMRAP workout in consisting of the following

1 min Curls, 2 min Suicides, 1 Min OH Press, 2 Min suicides, 1 Min Block Flutters, 2 Min suicides, 1 Min Up and Over Merkins, 2 Min Suicides, 1 Min Squat with CMU, 2 Min Suicides, 1 Min Block Swing, 30 Sec Lawn Mower Right, 30 Sec Lawn Mower Left, 2 Min Suicides

Then mosey to Pavilion for

1 Min of Table rows, 1 Min of dips, 1 Min of LBCs, 1 Min of Wall sit, 1 Min of SS Hops

Then an AMRAP AB finisher of 1 Min LBC, 1 Min Freddy, 1 Min Flutters, 1 Min of Big Boys

  • MARY:

see above
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We’re too busy.  Slow down and find time to be still.

Ink Blot Testing at the Asylum

THE SCENE:  It was 64 degrees with 90%+ humidity.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the things.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Tie Fighter, Tempo Merkins, T-Merkins, Downward Dog Stretch, Sumo Squat, Windmills, Rocky Balboas, Loop Around the Parking Lot.

THA-THANG:

  • 10 Boxcutters at the bottom of Baby Everest Run to the Top for 3 Man Makers
  • Route 66
    • Big Boy Sit-ups – going up
    • Froggy Squats – going down
  • A Pictogram Circuit BLIMPS Progression – Parking Lots to Circus Maximus
    • Six (6) Stations that Add a Workout to the Series:
      – Bearpees (5)
      – Lt. Dan’s (10)
      – Imperial Squat Walkers (15 – 4 Count)
      – Merkins (20)
      – Plank Jacks (25)
      – Sumo Squats (30)

MARY:
Not needed.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs, Including an FNG named Elmer
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Isaiah 57:14 – “…Remove the stumbling block out of the way [of the spiritual return] of My people.” – In other words, we should get out of the way of God’s plan and work to further His Will. Less me and more Him.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Grab Your Partner

THE SCENE: Not a bad morning for a workout.  We did find out the grass was wet…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Started with some SSH on the 4ct (25 reps) then moseyed to the lower parking lot for a 4 corner warmup. Perform 12 Tie Fighters R leg out then mosey to other end of parking lot for 12 L leg Tie Fighters.  Moseyed to third corner for some windmills, and then headed to the 4th corner for some plank jacks.
THA-THANG:
Once we were warm we moseyed to the hill of the dragon for a partner workout.  Round 1 was DORA’S with 200 merkins and 150 4ct flutter kicks.  While partner 1 performed the reps, partner 2 ran up the hill (2 man makers at the top) and back down.

Once completed same partners did a AMRAP rep total of Squats and a Plank Hold while the other partner ran up the dragon’s tail and back around.  Once completed we headed to the AO parking lot to grab a coupon.

 

With coupon’s in hand partner 1 performed an AMRAP of curls while partner 2 rifle carried their coupon down to the other end of the parking lot and back.  This was performed 2 times.

Put up the coupons and headed to the cloud for some ab exercises.  20 4ct hello dolly’s, PacMan led us in some Freddy Mercury’s, Fishnet led some Big Boy’s, and G String led some Toe Touches.  We finished up with some heel touches and one last mosey around the lower parking lot.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Gibbler Hates Elephants

THE SCENE: 72 and cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 25 SSH
  • 20 Tie Fighters
  • OG Rockettes
  • Chumbawamba, Burpees and SSH

THA-THANG:
Mosey to Base of Everest. Run past Everest becuase Cosmo doesn’t want wet feet.

At Pain an agony 7’s with Mountain stompers on one side and Hand Release Mericans on the other.  Every time you pass the top do a celebratory fist jump.

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Ring of Fire with celebratory fist jumps
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Conventional wisdom(and Gibbler) would tell you the way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.  However, the best route might just be to do it with the help of others.  In general we should leave the elephants alone but when we face issues or problems we need to lean on those around us for support.  Likewise look for those around you that may need some help and offer your support.