F3 Knoxville

Jazzing it up in the fake gloom – Dec 12

THE SCENE: about 45 and calm skies
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH – 20 IC

Grady Corn – 17 IC

Cherry Pickers – 10 IC

Rockettes – 10 IC

Grady Corns – 18 IC

THA-THANG:
Grab the single CMU (thanks @Lizzy) and mosey to the island parking lot

  • Nickel dime quarter. 5 in start position, 10 at end of lot, 25 back at start position
  • Round 1: Squat Jumps,run to mid point, bernie back half way
  • Round 2: Plank Jacks, run to mid point, karaoke back half way
  • Round 3: Merkins, run to mid point, run back
  • Grab cmu, mosey to covered big chapel.  20 dip OYO
  • Grab cmu, mosey to new back lot.
  • Start playing jazz music in back ground
  • Split into 2 teams: Each team select a ball thrower.  We’re doing Bozo Circus Ball ball throw. Line up at the cone, at the beginning of each round of exercises, each team gets 3 attempts to throw the ball into the basket. make 2/3- no burpees, 1/3 – one burpee, 0/3 – 2 burpees. Do the burpees at the beginning or end of each round.  Do 17 reps of the exercise at home position, then run to end of lot and do 18 reps of the exercise, then run back
  • Round 1: SSH
  • Round 2: American Hammer (2 ct)
  • Round 3: Rocky Balboa (2 ct)
  • Round 4: Star Jump
  • Championship – best of 5 balls, losing team does 5 burpees, winning team runs to mid of lot and returns
  • Mosey back to AO with F6 holding the speaker high in the lead. Pass CMU around as needed
  • at AO, Ring of Fire, Merkins, 2 rounds

MARY:
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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Significance of 35 and Jazz music- Anniversary of my son Grady (F3 @ Quikrete) passing is Dec 13, he would be 35, he taught me to like Jazz music

Bozo Circus was on WGN starting in 1960 and ran for 40 years in various formats. The ball toss game was called the “Grand Prize Game”, the prize amounts increased with each successive ball in the bucket, the grand prize included cash and a bike, but was rarely won. If you would meet Bozo in any setting in 2023 it would freak people out and he probably would not be accepted, however back in the 1960s til 2000, he was a celebrity, kids wanted to be on his show.  Today, I am pretty sure his sight would scare people away. So, its important to not make quick judgements, first try to understand the situation and background before you pass any judgment, try to meet people where they are, especially in difficult situations and don’t rush to a judgement, criticism, advice (if not asked), or try to be the smarter one.
MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Quantification

AO: asylum-pm
Q: CRISPR (David Smelser)
PAX: CRISPR (David Smelser), Ghost Flag (F3Knoxville), Steam, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Brick (Chris Tittle), Lilydipper (John Neece), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Guppy (Ben Myhre), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Glamper, Squirtle (Jason Trammell), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Tri-Delt
FNGs: 1 Tri-Delt
COUNT: 17
Staying in the shade, sort of. Some battle buddy AMRAP rows, press, tricep extensions, squats, curls with alternating runs. Then some merkin, dips, calf raise mix. Finally some core work.

Be careful about quantification. Boiling anything down to a simple number can remove some much of the nuances of life. If you’re going to use metrics and data, know when you’re doing it, and always be mindful that it’s never as simple of a single number. And also, research has shown the more you measure by metrics alone the more likely people conduct unethical behavior.

Juco Uno ’23

AO: juco
Q: Wanderer (Dave Staab)
PAX: Windex, Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MessyHobbs, Waffles (Pedro Da Silva), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Booster (Les Fout), rumblestrip
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Abe Vigoda
– Cherry Pickers
– SSH
– LBAC forward/back
– tempo squat
– tempo merkin
– stretch OYO 1 minute

THE THANG:
Mosey toward other end of campus. Stop and do some flutter kick while everyone catches up.

Head toward parking lot where JUCO Uno is setup.

There are 6 sheets of exercises. Each member draws a uno card and starts with one of the sheets.
They do the exercise indicated by the card and then take a lap around the parking lot islands.
(See @wanderer for juco uno docs if you want to do it yourself.)

Complete an UNO card for each sheet and then start again. We completed about 8-9 rounds.

MARY:
BBS until time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Looking for anyone interested in helping with bro-lympics.

COT:

Circle of trust brought to you by @erector. Thanks for leading and the encouragement!
See BB in #running channel: f3knoxville.slack.com/archives/C0134F7UY3Y/p1692199850031609

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬