F3 Knoxville

Was 311 That Popular?

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Smithers, Ribbed, Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Fellowship Mosey:tm: to Smokehouse

THE THANG:
6 dice on the outside
OH Marches
Chest Presses
Swings
Calf Raises
Curls
Squats

In the middle do 3 burpees and move to the station of choice with your CMU. Roll dice, double that number and that’s your rep count. Move back to middle, do burpees, and go to different station. Repeat until time.

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Slack app for Q signups and blasts on 3/21
Haw Ridge 3/27- sign ups available now!

COT:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_the_Hexapus was discovered in 2008. Never knew he was different. Just went with the flow. Couldn’t control his destiny. It was determined for him. Just like us.

Passing the Flag

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox
PAX: Data, Waffles, Starlink, Trash Panda (JUCO), Bowser, Butterknife, Ike, KickFlip, Love Shaq, Lt. Dan, Stitch, Mailbox, Daddy Mack, Fetch, Windex, Erector, Wanderer, Booster, Waxjob, Mermaid, Guardrail, slappy, Stripped, Raptor
FNGs: None
COUNT: 24
WARMUP: SSH, Failure to Launch, Tempo Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Moroccan Night Clubs, Grady Corns

THE THANG:

Mosey to big lot for Route 66 – stopping at each light pole for Merkins. Set Guiness World Record for most monkey humpers performed in unison on a concrete median. Headed to motherland for trip up Jucomanjaro. Stopped for some core work at Hard Knox. Short sprints up JUCO, not trespassing, stoping to catch break and put in a little more work. Mosey back down to guardrail for dips, derkins and split squats. Finish at the flag with ring of fire.

MARY: ring of Fire

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get signed up for escape from Haw Ridge and fill the Q calendar.

COT: Thank you for allowing me to serve this AO. It is a special group of men. Windex will do good things!!!

Paul’s prayer to the Colossians seemed fitting for this group as well.

‭‭Colossians‬ ‭1‬:‭10‬-‭12‬ ‭NIV‬‬
“so that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God, being strengthened with all power according to his glorious might so that you may have great endurance and patience, and giving joyful thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of his holy people in the kingdom of light.”

Lights & Lines

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Stripped
PAX: Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Bookman, Smithers, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

EMOMEVENTHOUGHMADOFFDIDNTRUCK

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Cheney
PAX: Madoff, Stripped, Smithers, Snowbird, Bookman, Blindside, Cheney, Mouthwash
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rocking Charis, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
3 – 7 minute EMOM Rounds
1st Round – w/CMU
1. Lunges: 10 reps
2. Calf Raises: 10 reps
3. Squats: 15 reps
2nd Round
1. Dips: 10 reps
2. Dry Docks: 10 reps
3. Merkins: 15 reps
3rd Round
1. LBCs: 15 reps
2. Freddy Mercury’s: 15 reps
3. Gas Pumpers: 15 reps

MARY:
5 Burpees
Australian Snow Angels
Broga
90 second Plank

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag Handoff at Juco, Haw Ridge…

Rumor of a Slack App that might let us use the Q-Signup

COT:
Focus on what’s in your control

Do Better

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Headgear, Mouthwash, Cheney, Stripped, Smithers, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Bookman, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSHs, LBACs, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Tabata with a lap in the middle
Incline Merkins
Calf raises
Dips
Squats
Crunches
Planks
Lunges
CDDs

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
EFHR, Flag Handoff at JUCO Friday

COT:
Plan and do better


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