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What a Difference a Year Makes

THE SCENE: Lovely.  No breeze, but not overly hot.  Probably high-60s and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
Windmills x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 15 IC (OK, we really did 9)
SSH x 15 IC
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks x 15 IC
Hand Release Merkins x 15 IC
ISO Squat x 15 IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey to JUCOmanjaro
Monkey Humpers ’til 6 arrives
Loop-d-loop up the hill
Monkey Humpers ’til 6 arrives
Loop-d-loop down the hill
Monkey Humpers ’til 6 arrives

Mosey to the Strip (little strip mall parking lot)
Quarter Pounder….with cheese please!  Today, it’s Cake and Ice Cream!
25 yard sprint, 25 merkins, back shuttle to the start, 10 burpees (the cheese  Ice Cream)

50 yard sprint, 50 squats, back shuttle to start, 10 burpees

75 yard sprint, 75 MTN Climbers, back peddle to start, 10 burpees

100 yard sprint, 100 BBS, back shuttle to start, 10 burpees

Mosey back to AO Hey, we got done a little early! Once more up JUCOmanjaro to collect the cones.  At the top, you guessed it.  Monkey Humpers ’til 6 arrives.

Now mosey back to the AO

MARY:
Slutter kicks x15, Hello Dollys x15, Side Crunches x10 each side.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Nothing profound today, just a “Thank You” to those here today and by extension to all my brothers in F3. This workout was a copy of the first one I attended at the Dog Pound a year ago today (thanks, Ratchet!). At that time, I believe I skipped about half the loops and didn’t even make it to the Big Boys on the tennis court. Since then, I’ve had an amazing experience of all three F’s over this past year.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bearway to Heaven?

THE SCENE:  Lots of gloom to be had.

5:30 COP

  • Side Straddle Hop X 30
  • Imperial Squat Walkers x 20
  • Little baby arm circles Front x 10 and back x 10
  • 4 x 4 Merkins x 5

Mosey to Pad 11’s

  • Catalina wine mixer
  • Box Jump’s

Forties  – High rep version of 11’s. Always add up to 40 subtracting 5 each time:

Merkins and Big Boys

       –     30 Squat Jacks , Devin Hester 10 BBS

  • 25 Squat Jacks Devin Hester 25 BBS
  • 20 Squat Jacks, Devin Hester 20 BBS
  • 15 Squat Jacks, Devin Hester, 25 BBS
  • 10 Squat Jacks ,Devin Hester, 30 BBS

 Bearway to Heaven

  • A Bear Crawl suicide of seven increasing lengths with decreasing burpees at the end of each length. Ideally the lengths and number of burpees should be such that the entire exercise takes the full 8:01 time of “Stairway to Heaven

 Jacobs Ladder

  • 3 times up the will with increasing 2 burpees each time.

Mary

  • Proton Parkers x 20

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

One of the things I love about F3 is that when we come out here we are not here to compete with one another. We are not here to prove ourselves but to encourage one another.

There is a book by Keller I have listed to a few times called the freedom of self forgetfulness based on the 1 Corinthians 3. “So let no boast in, for all things are yours”

Often I find myself comparing my performance in all areas of life. My ego wants me to be seen as something great

It is not about what others think and not even about what I think but what the lord thinks.

Re-live the gospel ever day.

Christ’s perfect performance on the cross is the one that matters.

He died on the cross so that we don’t have to meet some standard set by others or even ourselves.

I don’t care what you think,I don’t care what I think, only with the Lord thinks

 

Ring of Fire

THE SCENE: 67 F and Partly Cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
-Side straddle hop (IC*15)
-Baby arm circle fwd (IC*10)
-Michael Phelps
-Back (10)
-Cherry picker (IC*10
-Imperial Walker (IC*10)
THA-THANG:
-Football Sprint in place with random timer. Each beep, burpee, continue Sprint. For 1 minute. 10 countdown

-Ring of Fire:
Seen at Asylum once, wanted to bring it back. PAX will circle up in plank position. Q will start with 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Next HIM will do 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Go around circle till finished.
Repeat Ring of Fire with Carolina Dry Docks, holding with arms at 90° instead of plank to engage triceps.

-Indian Run with 5 burpees to maintenance building.

-Behind Maintenance Building
Ring of Fire with goblet squats (use coupons). Use parking lot if needed for space
Ring of Fire with wide merkins

Mosey to Bagwell Building for step ups and dips at 1 minute intervals, 10 second cool down (*2)

-Mosey to AO.
Tubthumping Burpees
Seen at Dog# once and doing it here at JUCO. Will play Chumbawamba Tubthumping song. During song, doing side straddle hop. When the phrase ‘Get knocked down’ is said in chorus, do a burpee, get up and continue side straddle hop.

MARY:
-Flutter Kicks (IC*15)
-American Hammer (IC*15)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
– What it means to be a Romans 12 Christian. Romans 12:2 read and PAX challenged to watch actions throughout the week and make sure it’s glorifying to God, even the small things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
JUCO will NOT meet on Memorial Day. We will be joining Asylum for a Memorial Day Workout

Perspective

THE SCENE:
An F3 haiku:
Breezy mid 60s
Crescent moon floating in ink
Impending beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25x SSH IC
15X TN Rocking Chairs IC
10x Travoltas IC each side
15x LBAC IC (fwd and back)
15x Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the long parking lot for a game of Memory
It’s been a lazy Q month for me.
4th time this month with this same Q at different AOs, and nobody’s repeated it but me! About time to burn the cardboard…
PAX take turns flipping 2 cards. If the cards don’t match, all PAX do BOTH exercises.
If the cards match they’re removed, and PAX just do that exercise followed by running to the far end of the parking lot and back.

The cards:
15 Merkins
15 Dry Docks
10 Iron Mikes (each leg)
10 Squat jump
10 Burpees
15 Monkey Hump 4ct
20 Mtn Climber 4ct
Bear Crawl to light pole, Crawl Bear back
20 Flutter Kicks 4ct
20 Big Boys

Managed to run out of time without ever seeing the burpees! Hit every other card at least once.

MARY:
Just barely made it back to the AO in time, so no Mary today.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 PAX today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today’s word is “Perspective”.
During the beatdown, we bear-crawled along the same path that we ran to get to the end of the parking lot. When you’re just standing around, that light pole doesn’t look too far away. When you’re looking back between your feet, bear-crawling backwards, it looks like a lot farther. Conversely, that same distance looks like pretty much nothing at all when you’re finishing up running the full length of the parking lot.

Sometimes in your life you may feel like you’re in that reverse bear-crawl… Where you’re headed seems so far away and you’re moving backward to boot. In those times, remember that God has things under control, and his perspective is so much better. Just stay obedient, keep your eyes on Him, and He will take care of your journey.
MOLESKIN:
The good thing about Monkey Humpers is that the posture required basically prevents eye contact.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill! Sign up! Volunteer!

Humming Birds & Vultures

THE SCENE: Beautiful clear morning, about 60 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Warm-up Lap
  • SSH x 25 (IC)
  • Merkins x 10 (IC)
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 (IC)
  • Tie-Fighters F&R x 10 (IC)
  • Double Burpees x 5 (OYO)

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the handrails & tables.
  • Step-Ups x 10, Dips x 10, Pull-ups on handrail x 10
  • Rinse and Repeat x 2
  • Mosey to The Sophomore for Out-N-Back’s
    • Center – Double Burpees x 5
    • Cone 1 – CDD’s x 20
    • Center – Diamond Merkins x 10
    • Cone 2 – Iron Mikes x 20 (total)
    • Center – SSH’s x 14 (4 count)
    • Cone 3 – BBS’s x 20
    • Center – Super Mans x 20
    • Cone 4 – Jump Squat’s
  • Mosey to the coupon pile
  • Curls, Tri-Ceps, Weighted Squats x 10 each
  • Curls, Overhead Press, Weighted Squats x 10 each
  • Rinse and Repeat.
  • Mosey the long way back to start stopping for bear crawls, sprints, mountain climbers, etc.

MARY:

  • Hello Dolly x 20 IC
  • Flutter Kicks x 20 IC
  • Lance Armstrong’s x 20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Are you a humming bird or a vulture? Either way, you will find what you are looking for.

Vultures fly over the landscape looking for the dead carcasses that they rely on for food. They have incredible eyesight and can spot a dead animal from miles away.  Hummingbirds fly over the landscape looking for the flowers that they feed on.  They are attracted by the bright colors and consume the sweet nectar inside the flower.  Vultures fly over flowers and hummingbirds fly over dead animals, but they only notice what they’re looking for.  We’re not that different ourselves.  If you are looking for negative, gloomy, depressing things to make you feel down about life, I can guarantee that you’ll find them. However, if you’re looking for exciting, positive, joyful things to help you maintain an optimistic attitude, you will find them.  It’s possible for two people to be in exactly the same circumstances and have one find the rotting meat and the other find the beautiful flowers.  The ugliness and beauty of life are both there, often side by side.  But what you are looking for is what you’re likely to see and consume, impacting your attitude, your relationships and your level of influence.  What are you going to be, a hummingbird or a vulture?  Remember, it’s your choice!

“You will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart” (Jeremiah 29:13)

MOLESKIN:
The Force was strong in the Pax this morning.  Good work gentlemen.