F3 Knoxville

BurPlease, may I have another?!

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Anchorman, slappy, Curveball, Mermaid, Eliza, Honeydew, Commission, Toretto, Crawlspace, Gringo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
Cherry Pickers
Moroccan Nightclub’s
SSH
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
Mosey to the Football field

10 Burpees on the field at every field corner and when back to the start, 5 Burpees for each lap (Total = 100).

One lap through the Bleachers

Pull off for 50 Tricep Dips on the wall next to the bleachers.

Mosey to The Statue for Flutter Kicks, Derkins, Urkins, and Freddy Mercuries

Mosey to CMUs. Every PAX to do 25 OHP, 25 Curls, 25 Bench, 25 Curls

Mosey to COT for Hello Dolly, Heels to Heaven and 1 minute Plank.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GTE Convergence tomorrow at 6:30 (Asylum). Nant’an Flag handoff.

COT:
I have a framed print in my living room. A few years ago, an acquaintance of mine who owned a print shop had created a bunch of these for the church to distribute as gifts to the congregation. I thought it was cool and catchy at the time, and so I had it framed. Just the other day, I passed by it and read the words again. This time, it just struck me in a different way. In a very enlightening and hopeful way. I don’t exactly know who the author is but here’s what it says:

“Who you are & WHO YOU ARE NOT
IS UNIQUELY DESIGNED to offer
Christ’s Life to THE WORLD.

How YOU ARE GIFTED &
HOW YOU ARE not GIFTED-
THIS IS DESIGNED FOR HOW YOU’RE TO MAKE CHRIST KNOWN TO THE WORLD.

What YOU POSSESS &
WHAT YOU DO NOT POSSESS
IS UNIQUELY DESIGNED TO MAKE HIM KNOWN.

What you CAN DO & what
YOU CANNOT DO IS HIS
DESIGN TO MAKE HIMSELF KNOWN THROUGH YOU.

You are UNIQUELY DESIGNED to offer Christ
AND IT IS YOUR LACK (who you are not, what you don’t possess, what you can’t do) THAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL PART OF THE STORY.

THAT’S the GOSPEL!”

It’s hard to add to that. Embrace the man you were created to be, with all of your gifts and brokenness. It’s not about your resume and as we learn, it’s really not about us. It’s all His!

Isaiah 40:8 – The grass withers, the flower fades, but the word of our God will stand forever.

I hope that is encouraging as you leave here today.

Easy Pea-sy

AO: shamrock
Q: Tinker
PAX: Honeydew, Curveball, Toretto, Mermaid, Anchorman, Band Camp, Stitch, LeBling, slappy, Caveman, Pom Pom (Grayson Vaughn), Twitch, Candy Striper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
Warm up:
10 side straddle hop
Mosey circle
High knees
But kickers
Side shuffle facing in
Side shuffle facing out
Run in place
5 sit-up 5 push 5 squat / fast / slow
Cherry
Down devil dog
Cobra
Michael Phelps
Stretch on your own

The Thang
Mosey to parking lot
Out and backs
Squat jump- 10, 20, 30, 40
Ballz to the walls
Push up- 10, 20, 30, 40
Lt Dans
Burpee- 5, 10, 15, 20
Monkey humper 10, 20, 30

Homage to Chesty Puller (max set pull ups)

Mary:
Plank

Announcements:
GTE
Convergence
Flag hand off
Canned goods

CoT :
Jesus said come to me all you who are weary and heavy laden and I will give you rest…I trust the man who died for me and then brought himself back to life

What weighs on us in life? any number of problems in life: family, work, health, relationships, addictions, debt, inadequacy, pressure to lead a family. Your burden is different from mine, but we all have burdens.

How do we bring these to Jesus?

Psalm 13
“How long, Lord? Will you forget me forever? How long will you hide your face from me? How long must I wrestle with my thoughts and day after day have sorrow in my heart? How long will my enemy triumph over me?

Look on me and answer, Lord my God. Give light to my eyes, or I will sleep in death, and my enemy will say, “I have overcome him,” and my foes will rejoice when I fall.

But I trust in your unfailing love; my heart rejoices in your salvation. I will sing the Lord’s praise, for he has been good to me.”
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭13‬:‭1‬-‭6‬ ‭NIV‬‬

The Grinder (with an “E”!)

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg)
PAX: Toretto, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Mr Jinxy, Lilydipper, Pusher, Steam, Glamper, Drum Major, CRISPR, Tenderfoot, Lizzy, Pele (Jon Lindberg)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

A Morning with Dr. Tabata, with Special Guest Jack Webb

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Waffle House (Brady Greene), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Choir Boy, Lilydipper, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), High Heels, Toretto
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Yep

THE THANG: Mosey to the rock pile at the gate for a Tabata of curls (8 rounds, 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off). Mosey to the playground to all my benches for a Tabata of box jumps. Fellowship mosey to the pavilion for a Tabata of table rows. Mosey to Crawdad’s yoga studio for a Tabata of LBCs. Mosey to the cloud at the playground for an intermission with special guest Jack Webb (1 merkin, 1 shoulder press, 2 merkins, 2 shoulder presses, 3 merkins, 3 shoulder presses, and so on until 10). Fellowship mosey back to the pavilion for a Tabata of dips. Fellowship mosey back to the rock pile at the gate for a Tabata of squats with a coupon. Mosey to the Coliseum for a photo op with the BSIA. Mosey to the main building and touch the door. Mosey back to the AO, which we diverted to the other parking lot where we park because the baseball crowd was moving in.

MARY: No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GTE event at the end of April

COT: Talked about perspective and looking at the positive, not the negative, even when (and especially when) the negative may be obvious and the positive may be hard to find.

Easter Zombies!

AO: shamrock
Q: KickFlip
PAX: Mermaid, slappy, Crawlspace, Caveman, Gringo, Toretto, KickFlip, Waxjob, Hot Pants, Stitch, Double Scoop, Twitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11 + 1
WARMUP: This and that – short mosey to the ichthys

THE THANG:
20 second incrementing workout
1. Mountain Climber
2. HR Merkins
3. * Shoulder taps
4. Flutter kicks
5. Box cutters
6. Imperial walkers
7. Lunges
8. Bobby Hurley
9. Iron Mikes
10. * Monkey humpers

The Beast – keep track of your total # of cumulative reps. 15 minutes of work.
– 5 min burpees
– 4 min squats
– 3 min BBS
– 2 min merkins
– 1 min plank jack

MARY:
No time!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
April 5 – Escape from Haw Ridge
April 10 – Launching The Pulpit
April 26-28 – GTE
April 27 – Convergence

COT:
Zombies on Easter!
Mathew 27:50 Then Jesus shouted out again, and he released his spirit. 51 At that moment the curtain in the sanctuary of the Temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. The earth shook, rocks split apart, 52 and tombs opened. The bodies of many godly men and women who had died were raised from the dead. 53 They left the cemetery after Jesus’ resurrection, went into the holy city of Jerusalem, and appeared to many people.

Is there a part of your spirit that is dead? Your prayer life? Your ability/desire to forgive? Your compassion for people who are disadvantaged? Your leadership role over your family? Your contentment? If so, what better way to commemorate the original Good Friday than to let Jesus resurrect that part of you and make it come alive again….TODAY!